Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

gang weeder said:
Right parents can definitely maintain power through finances. I knew a guy who fucked up his life through alcohol and his parents said they'd help him out but only if he went to rehab. It was either that or they cut him off and he would be broke and homeless. So he went to rehab

Dunno if Clint would be willing to do something like that though
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Exactly as I said it's the final nuclear option and Clint's not quite there yet.

The Southwest Strangla said:
Unless clint is Josh’s POA, he can’t send him to a group home. He would have to send him for a psych evaluation and no parent wants that. I know his sisters are more liberal and josh is far right. If you’re a hippie type, would you really want to acknowledge your downie step brother who constantly say faggot and nigger?No, not really. Imagine having a relative that the whole world knows as a drunk retard who screams at his hat and talks about underage girls. I would be pissed too.
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I honestly think that Clint has more power over Josh than we are aware of and not just in a way that Josh is a perpetual child and will submit to him even if it's a struggle I think there is some real power there Josh wont talk about because he's deeply ashamed of and Clints not fully excersising it as he doesn't want to subject him to what that would entail but I think he is starting to flex it to get Josh to do Therapy.
 
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charlesdickens said:
He'll become someone else's Couch Chris.
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Who's he got, Angi an Walt only put up with him when he's got money for pills, Floorlord is homeless Scotty is in prison, Chris is long gone etc.

His folks may have him back in his old room but they would police his drinking, and his sisters I doubt would have him for anything other than a night if that. Me an my sister love each other dearly but when I was drinking our relationship was strained to say the least and we where close before I developed a problem and there is no way in hell she would have let me stay in her place while I was drinking even for a night, I am guessing Josh's sisters are the same and they have never exactly been close to begin with.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
As long as he is a main stream lolcow, he will never be homeless. If he were ever kicked out, some Reddit faggot will take him in for the “le epic meme bro”. He will never have to worry about the cold streets.
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I dunno about that. Can you imagine trying to live with cobes in his current state just letting him crash on your couch? I feel like that wouldn't last very long
 
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He's already "IP2 adjacent". He was listed with them on some sites that follow them. When the IP2 fandom entered it was probably one of the worst waves. Cobes has said fuck IP2 on multiple occasions though. If he wasn't such a thin-skinned bitch, he'd at least get out of the house and make money doing irl streaming. The short little time of TTS was wonderful. Even then, he had to get someone to set that up for him. He's tech illiterate among his other star qualities.

Goocheese seems done once and for all with him. The hygiene was the dealbreaker.
 
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charlesdickens said:
He's already "IP2 adjacent". He was listed with them on some sites that follow them. When the IP2 fandom entered it was probably one of the worst waves. Cobes has said fuck IP2 on multiple occasions though. If he wasn't such a thin-skinned bitch, he'd at least get out of the house and make money doing irl streaming. The short little time of TTS was wonderful. Even then, he had to get someone to set that up for him. He's tech illiterate among his other star qualities.

Goocheese seems done once and for all with him. The hygiene was the dealbreaker.
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People still push the whole goocheese (and other lolcow) cross over with cobra. Never like it when people try to force two lolcows to interact with each other. Goo is a drug whore and would be the worst for josh
 
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"I hope my dad lives to be 100"

I wonder if he actually watched the doc or fags are just bombarding him with the clip/references. I know he's shared edits of cooking videos that he's proud of, but I always assumed he didn't watch these considering how sensitive he is.
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I don’t like/follow bite sized, is there some new beef now?
 
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UncommonParlence said:
He's been producing a superb multi part documentary and Copes is referring a clip in it where Copes wishes his dad would die in a car crash.
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Oh, yeah, cobra did wish his dad would die multiple times. Mostly when clint was worried would go full edgelord shit with his obsession with guns and violence at one point. Hell, he even mocked it by adding one of Clint’s calls to his song.
 
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Q_Anon1001 said:
No wonder Josh believed in his own magic. He was sperging out wizard style wishing his dad would die in a wreck only for his dad to actually be in a car wreck and barely got out of it in one piece
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“G…god fuckin’ damn it. Hate my dad for telling me not to sniff my sister’s panties…. I wish he would die!”
*chants a “magical” spell*
*news report*
“At 1:41pm today, the world famous photographer, clint Saunders, died in a fiery car crash”
“Hehehehehe yesssssssssssssss”

Never fuck with a guy who knows black magic, toobz
 
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