Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Mr Sister]

What could Cobes get out of the situation that doesn't involve Sam acting like a retard making Cobes look bad?

probably free booze and a fun weekend

 

[Goblin9]

probably free booze and a fun weekend

I doubt he would have fun being mocked constantly but if he reads your post he'll be contacting Sam ASAP.

 

[NoosJunki]

so Sam Hyde's henchman, Jet Neptune, has been supposedly trying to call Cobes and get him on the line to pitch the king the idea of being one of the participants of their reality entertainment show "Fishtank", but the man's not picking up, and that's assuming he has the right number

What about Russel

 

[Devious Dave]

havent really been watching cobra lately or reading the thread but he shouldve had his first therapy session by now has he mentioned anything or has anything changed ?

 

[Buckaroo]

havent really been watching cobra lately or reading the thread but he shouldve had his first therapy session by now has he mentioned anything or has anything changed ?

He's too smart for therapy to work on him trole.

EDIT: Serious answer, I imagine he had to have gone to a few sessions by now but he's still the same stinky boglim he always was, but maybe with a few new cope terms he tosses in.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I think even if Cobes had a legit opportunity for fame, he would just ignore it and continue drinking. Too much effort for the little boglim

This reminds me of when Warlord said they should both go to Vegas and Josh had zero interest at all. He is totally content rotting away in his chair. It's really strange. It's like he really doesn't aspire to anything. He wants the clocktower and the big tiddy goth gf but won't do anything to achieve it even if it's extremely simple.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

This reminds me of when Warlord said they should both go to Vegas and Josh had zero interest at all. He is totally content rotting away in his chair. It's really strange. It's like he really doesn't aspire to anything. He wants the clocktower and the big tiddy goth gf but won't do anything to achieve it even if it's extremely simple.

Part of me wonders if that's because Floorlord said it, or he just can't be arsed it's a 50/50 tbh.

 

[biggacracka]

He wants the clocktower and the big tiddy goth gf but won't do anything to achieve it even if it's extremely simple.

He keeps saying "when I win the lottery" but I think he does not even play the lottery as it would be a waste of precious doordash/booze money
edit: typo

 

[whogoesthere]

This reminds me of when Warlord said they should both go to Vegas and Josh had zero interest at all. He is totally content rotting away in his chair. It's really strange. It's like he really doesn't aspire to anything. He wants the clocktower and the big tiddy goth gf but won't do anything to achieve it even if it's extremely simple.

He is comfortable in his life. It looks ghastly to us because we are normal (well as normal as a kiwi poster can ever be). He could do this new Sam Hyde thing, he would likely get money out of it. Not to mention, a much better chance of ending his dry spell, wouldn't put it past Sam and co to hire a goth whore for him as content. Alas, the Boglim Boy is ever the same, he will sit and stew in his filth soup as always.

Maybe if faggots would have stopped interacting with him he might have been more adventurous with stuff, but reddit and some faggots on here always want to show how much better they are than the lolcows they hate. Speaks volumes about them if you ask me.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Solomon Bogndy, born on a Monday, wet-brained on a Wednesday

Part of me wonders if that's because Floorlord said it, or he just can't be arsed it's a 50/50 tbh.

Tbh putting an autistic in a loud, bright, crowded place, even with booze and gambling and where's, is kind of a,sensory nightmare.

 

[BoglimArchives]

This reminds me of when Warlord said they should both go to Vegas and Josh had zero interest at all. He is totally content rotting away in his chair. It's really strange. It's like he really doesn't aspire to anything. He wants the clocktower and the big tiddy goth gf but won't do anything to achieve it even if it's extremely simple.

Chazz had intentions of bringing him out to California, and considering that he drove all the way out to Casper to fuckin’ psycho stalk two of Josh’s legitimately mentally retarded friends for no reason, I’m willing to bet he fully intended to actually do it. That guy needs medication, surprised he doesn’t have a thread.

Anyway, Josh flat out said “Yeah I dunno about that but hell yeah dood.” Homeboy gets legitimate offers to go to Cali and hang around porno sets and he doesn’t even care. He is fully content in his little bubble of safety, too terrified of the world around him to even be a part of it. He is so deprived of hope for himself.

 

[D_Tractor]

Saunders family dog Lilly died
3:32 Jet Neptune wants him on Sam Hyde's reality show.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Jet Neptune wants him on Sam Hyde's reality show.

If anything is likely to happen, that's one of them. Josh likes staying in his little reality bubble but the MDE peeps are deep in this community. Those who attempt to wrangle Josh (fucking impossible feat) might make that happen.

 

[Devious Dave]

This reminds me of when Warlord said they should both go to Vegas and Josh had zero interest at all. He is totally content rotting away in his chair. It's really strange. It's like he really doesn't aspire to anything. He wants the clocktower and the big tiddy goth gf but won't do anything to achieve it even if it's extremely simple.

ive said this before but he makes enough money that if he started saving a couple years ago he couldve easily bought a house by now or at least some land and gotten a trailer (by bought i mean down payment) i thonk casper prices are similar to some rural areas near me and 10k is all you need for down payment on some nice rural shacks

 

[BoglimArchives]

I recall a couple of you guys being interested in this at the time. I thought, what the hell, I'll throw it up.

 

[Jew-ish]

Its amazing how many threads boil down to "why is this retard so retarded? If they werent a retard, they wouldnt have all these retard problems."

 

[BigRaxx]

Need a lot of catching up to do with Cobes, has he never stopped scratching his foot?

Also Jesus Christ it’s hard to watch this guy slowly drink himself to death sometimes.

 

[Generic Retard]

Need a lot of catching up to do with Cobes, has he never stopped scratching his foot?View attachment 4702482

Also Jesus Christ it’s hard to watch this guy slowly drink himself to death sometimes.

Looks like something fell on his foot, its pretty black and blue in that oval.
The scabs look too regularly spaced too.
Couldn't think what it was, maybe he kicked something.

 

[Bogliacci]

Need a lot of catching up to do with Cobes, has he never stopped scratching his foot?View attachment 4702482

Also Jesus Christ it’s hard to watch this guy slowly drink himself to death sometimes.

I'm confident the rash appears, gets bad, Clint tells him to put a cream on it, Cobes does so until he can't see the rash anymore and stops. Thus the problem of what actually caused the rash is never dealt with, and the rash probably never even truly goes away.

 

[niggers]

Clint tells him to put a cream on it

"my dad wants me to use this, but i'm too intelligent for foot cream, to be hawnest."