Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Somebody should teach him about (or send to his PO box if you're into that) THCA flower. It's relatively cheap and the stuff they're growing these days is basically just "normal" weed, significantly better than any of the delta 8 stuff he uses.
He can even order it to his door legally, and I feel like weed + alcohol (and I guess kratom idk a lot about it) would scratch a lot of the itch that he's feeling. A $20 sploof would be enough to keep him under the radar so he can smoke it inside, even though I'm sure there's plenty of weed smoking (among other things) happening at (and in) his apts.
The duster is a terrible thing for him to be doing. This isn't like alcohol where its going to slowly kill him, every single time he does it he has a chance of dying, that shit fucks with your heart and I think the majority of us don't want the retard to have a heart attack and die on camera.

ZipDisk said:
I honestly can't tell if he's actually huffing it, or just blasting it off camera to fuck with the troles.
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He isn't smart enough for that, and you can hear his voice change when he does it so it's almost undeniable at this point.
I'm both amazed and not shocked at all that he has done it so blatantly on camera. He was setting his weed smoking videos to private "until it was legalized" but he fucked something up and they all got unprivated or something, so he was concerned about those videos of him smoking weed but somehow is fine with huffing duster on camera live.
 
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I saw someone mention that computer duster is way worse than normal whippets, can someone explain how? I thought it was still nitrous oxide or whatever?
 
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A guy I used to be friends with was over my house once and tried to tell me it's okay to huff computer duster. They card you when you buy that shit so I'm not sure why he thought he could convince me to do it. I should mention he's 8 years older than me so it's not like it was a teenager or some 20 something telling me to do it.

I seriously hope that Cobes doesn't get sent more duster. He's the only lolcow that I enjoy because he reminds me of my hometown (I'm not from Casper, just know a lot of people like Cobes).
 
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This is how Janke crossed the line. Like with Chris, if you just observe these creatures in their natural habitat, over a long enough timeframe, they inevitably do something exceptional without any outside influences.
Once you start in with the behind the scenes puppeteering bollocks, trying to provoke content or a reaction, you become the lolcow.
There's no le epic luls on display, no kek to be had, just a deranged loser being backseat driven by an even lower, malevolent sack of shite.
And exactly like with Chris because they can't help creating gay little discords with other like minded scumbags because they want kudos and the fame of notoriety in their gayops circle.
But there's always a weak link, either with a shred of decency or enough sense to know they'll all turn on each other and dox them when the heat is on.
 
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ThatGuyWhoLikes The Chili said:
Instead of sending him something shitty like Duster that can only serve to fuck him up and hurt him. Why not spend the extra dime and send him something cool like a Resin 3D printer?
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Resin can harm you. You can't get high off it (that I know of) but uncured resin is toxic and needs to be handled a certain way. Resin printing also needs ventilation and heating elements and all sorts of stuff that could be dangerous in the shaky paws of a boglim.
 
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William Tyndale said:
Maybe that’s the plan. I’m sure caring for a child that mentally disabled is difficult. They also have the burden of wondering what’s going to happen to him after they are gone. I’m not advocating for that but I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s going through their brain.
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It happens with the parents of Addicts fairly often as well combine the two and it's really crossed there mind.

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That shit would be so much cheaper if retards couldn't huff it.
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I've got a battery powered one that's been amazing for clearing out computers, cameras etc cost me £20 but I've saved over time maybe that's something you'd want to look into.

zShirt said:
I saw someone mention that computer duster is way worse than normal whippets, can someone explain how? I thought it was still nitrous oxide or whatever?
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No it's just air and, aerosol + bitterants. The problem is the aerosol can freeze lung tissue instantaneously and some of the solvents can cause other medical issues including decreased mental function due to brain damage or outright kill him.
 
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I've bought a ton of shitty battery vacuums, if you have a better device, I am totally willing to check it out.
My phone has the tiniest notch that just sucks up lint, and a safety pin doesn't fit in there.

I always thought duster was dangerous because it's like a light switch. That's what the dust heads crave, the edge. Problem is it's super easy to cross and just kill their brain, like Aaron carter.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
No it's just air and, aerosol + bitterants. The problem is the aerosol can freeze lung tissue instantaneously and some of the solvents can cause other medical issues including decreased mental function due to brain damage or outright kill him.
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No it's not. You cant compress air to be liquid like that.
Its hydrocarbon gasses and even HFCs.
You could fill a can with air, but that thing would be empty after 5 sprays.
They probably use whatever they can find that week to fill the cans.
It's also flammable, so in my country they odorise like natural gas or propane (pretty sure propane and butane are large parts of duster anyway).


I'm still not sure if that high is from the gasses or the general hypoxia in the brain...

The voice change is probably because the gas mix is heavier than air.
 
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Generic Retard said:
No it's not. You cant compress air to be liquid like that.
Its hydrocarbon gasses and even HFCs.
You could fill a can with air, but that thing would be empty after 5 sprays.

I'm still not sure if that high is from the gasses or the general hypoxia in the brain...

The voice change is probably because the gas mix is heavier than air.
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I was always told it was just Air it was chilled really low to increase the density and then it's pumped into the can.

Thanks for the clarification.
 
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Elder Beak Thing said:
That being said, I encourage all of Cobra's troles to send him as much food, B-Complex vitamins and Pedialyte as possible. Seeing Cobra overdose on thiamine would be an epic troll.
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Yeah, huffing dumps your B vitamin levels, which I'm sure were already nonexistent considering how much he drinks. Huffing should only be left to professional degenerates like N'Spectre.
 
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Devious Dave said:
I kinda got mixed feelings here about the Kratom he says it's from a fan who owns the business (I think local to Wyoming) I wonder if the fan legitimately thought it woild help him with alcoholism or if he just thought it would be an epic troll to get a retard addicted to Kratom
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Pointless either way really, Cobes will just take anything he can get his hands on. If people told him that you can get high from your fermented shit, he would do it. Maybe not on camera, but he would have "chocolate" stains around his mouth and nose.
 
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