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Don’t tempt me with retarded video ideas I have the next two days off. lol
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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Cobra News Network - CNN.
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Maaan, seeing how bright he seems and how fast Cobes talks in that video. Makes me sad that I didn't discover him before very early 2020.
I feel like a pet owner who knows their regarded senior boglim is about to be on its last breath and debating whether or not to pull the plug before it dies with zero dignity.
I understand why Clint doesn't react to whatever any trolls tells him about Cobra, but the whole Duster Arc is somehow even more depressing than him huffing cologne. Knowing that some bigger retard than Cobes sent that shit to him makes me MATI. Laugh and joke at the idiocy he puts out there himself, but why did you have to send him duster jfc.
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Cigar Thoughts - Mainly on troons.
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Holy shit, he's wearing those pot leaf earrings from the mall that Goth Felica(???) gave him.
Bro, I never knew he still wore earrings. I'm surprised that they aren't crusty and gross.
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There’s nothing anybody can really do about it, especially Clint. We’ve all argued about it before, Josh is just incapable of taking any advice or doing anything he doesn’t want to do and whatever he wants to do is 100% retarded, 100% of the time. If Clint got power of attorney, he couldn’t do much either.
Clint is basically limited to “Do I wanna tell my son the truth and have no relationship with him?” Or “Do I just encourage him in whatever retard escapade and have an okay relationship with him while he’s still alive?”
Sometimes I feel bad for Clint. He’s gotta live knowing he’ll outlive his son and the only way he can be on good terms with him is to blow smoke up his ass since he’s so hyper sensitive.
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I spoke to my family about this when I got sober and proved it wasn't just a "Fluke' the emotions are complex especially in close knitt families, you desperately want to help, but if you push too much you get shut down and it makes things worse, you can't hover over your loved one 24/7 trying to help them as you have your own life, you can't just abandon them but you can't help them as they don't want help - it's a really really vicious cycle and it can get really really heated at times, there is a lot of complex emotions floating around.
The good thing is while Clunt is just a passive observer on average, and an emotional enabler at worst he does seem to want Josh to do better for himself but knows it's a distant hope so he will push things sometimes even just to shut down the argument with Josh (the councelling line when he got evicted is the goto example of this) but he knows when the barrier is up and there is no way it's going to progress in any way positive and he doesnt want yet another couple of hours / days of hell, but he will be there to scrape him off the floor when he crashes hard.
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Seeing the comments on boglim chronicle edits made me sympathise with Josh more than anything. The guy is his own worst enemy, no doubt, but damn these people are invested in his demise.
With regards to the duster, my theory is that Josh simply doesn’t see his intoxication the same way the rest of the world does. He probably thinks he’s projecting a rockstar bad boy image and living by his own rules.
He should never appear intoxicated on video again. He should stop talking about the people who are bothering him. He should make an account here, and if people do choose to send him stupid things they consent to their personal details being shared. He should go outside and make videos doing things that aren’t drinking and ranting about trolls and gender relations.
But if any of this were a possibility, he wouldn’t be KingCobraJFS.
With regards to the duster, my theory is that Josh simply doesn’t see his intoxication the same way the rest of the world does. He probably thinks he’s projecting a rockstar bad boy image and living by his own rules.
He should never appear intoxicated on video again. He should stop talking about the people who are bothering him. He should make an account here, and if people do choose to send him stupid things they consent to their personal details being shared. He should go outside and make videos doing things that aren’t drinking and ranting about trolls and gender relations.
But if any of this were a possibility, he wouldn’t be KingCobraJFS.
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LOL maybe I should look into compression did not know they were coming out this big ty ty.
Hahahaha I didn't even see, nice catch on the fake plugs lmfao.
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There is an strong element to that for him sure, but it goes beyond that his addictions seem more of the self medication variety combined with an addictive personality.
When you do inpatient therapy for Alcoholism you meet a few kinds of people -
1) Depressed Drunks, normally just trying to drink to forget, you meet a lot of really sad cases in this group people who lost there children, Former Soldiers, Policemen, Ambulance Crews, Firemen, abuse victims, physical injury paitients.
2) Stressed Drunks, the kind who can't deal with a pressure and drink as an emotional release valve starts off just one or two drinks and ends up caning a bottle of Rum / Whiskey / Wine etc a day and then it gets to two rather than 1 bottle etc.
3) Self medication drunks, A lot of drunks don't start off like Josh playing by the rules and then turning to drink to deal with a more esoteric problem, they are the group Josh falls into. They often have something else going on that they use Drink and Drugs to cope with be it on the far side of things "To shut up the voices" or more commonly like in Josh's case Social and Emotional imparement. He's just on the cusp of true mental handicaps when it comes to general intelligence, social intelligence and emotional reasoning and when he's Drunk or High or a mix of the two he feels more able to deal with it better and it becomes an addiction because that becomes the only way he can feel he can handle it and these are the kind of substance abuse issues that will keep coming back without serious work that a lot of people in this group can't commit to because of there problems.
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You have to clean all jewelry after awhile, so, yeah they’re crusty and covered in germs.
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Do it. Tempt, tempt, peer pressure, tempt! Even my alive, non-related, human, consenting, and cis-gendered big tittied gawf chick laughed at special boglim unit. And she's strongly disturbed by a large portion of Cobra cahntent. Better not make funny AND quality vidyas, BOY!
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The cologne huffing was funny. Correct me if I'm wrong, but huffing cologne doesn't do anything right? It doesn't get you high and doesn't burn holes in your brain? Working under that assumption, I am totally okay with boglim sticking the nozzle up his nose and taking a big ol' drag of whatever bottle he got for Christmas when he was 14. Its like watching a kid taking a swig from a bottle of grenadine because he thinks its booze.
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Depends. You can get effects from alcohol vapors, but that typically only happens on an industrial scale like a chemical spill. Something like Axe body spray has propellants that could be abused as an inhalant, but it'd taste awful. His "huffing" was nothing but a ploy for attention because he's a goth bad boy rockstar villain.
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That Josh continues to enjoy his inhalants, with a minimal amount of discretion, is telling. He's chasing a high without care for the consequences. That's what addicts do, of course, but he's willing to settle for the absolutely shitty "high" of huffing. Josh has declared "Fuck my health, who cares what people think of me. I want a moment of nausea and confusion! Better than being sober, TWU."
I can only speculate what he would do if he had access to proper drugs. He drinks, huffs and gobbles thc analogs because that's what he has access to. Or familiarity with, because he's an addict with the imagination of a 13 year old. If someone sent him a bag of tranq and instructions for use, he might think twice. But duster? Must make sense to Cobes. Duster is what retarded juvenile delinquents do before they move on to other things. Perfect for him.
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Common addict cope, "Ive got it under control, I dont have a problem, I can stop when I want to I just want to drink and huff duster right now!"
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I think he just wants to be high without too much thought put into it.
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This is one of the core tenants of Jersh, whether it be drinking enough monsters to have a panic attack in the early days or taking shots of krantom mixed with Gfuel and liquor, he will take any chance to get high he can. I like to think he has limits, like IIRC he's said in the past that he won't do heroin, but he's openly admitted to being okay with doing coke if given the chance, people overlook it but the spice era really could've been just as deadly as the duster, and probably did its own fair share of damage to his brain as it was anyways. It's always been worth more getting fucked up in the present than worrying for himself in the future, unfortunately.
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After $50 Pizzas he is now smoking $30 cigars?
Or maybe he was scammed and bought someones dried ass hair rolled in a back alley