Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
FYI, might want to time stamp the videos.

People will bitch about you posting a 50 minute video without you atleast giving a time frame for when he starts talking about said subjects.
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the carl link is already timestamped, and you can just watch the whole second link because he just berates her for the whole time
 
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TheCakeIsALie said:
does no one remember Cobes having a pet praying mantis and it died and then he mounted it to a stick or something and sold it?
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A mantis lives 9 months to a year at maximum but that's pretty uncommon with even expert level care, 6 months is more typical. If you're not raising them from nymphs and buying an adult, you will only have a couple of months with it. Insects are good pets for irresponsible retards and kids because they need almost zero care and will probably die of natural causes within the novelty wearing off period anyways.

My guess is he's going to have too small of an enclosure to establish a proper thermal gradient and put temperature stress on it, then it will get an infection because he will neglect to clean the enclosure. And his entire cobra lair will smell like lizard poop. Beardies aren't nearly as easy as reptile people make them out to be if you actually want to take care of it correctly. And modern beardies outside of Australia are pretty fucked genetically and less healthy/hardy than they used to be.

Cobes probably would have had a chance with an easy snake like a ball python which is why I'm surprised he went with a lizard.
 
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Kermit Jizz said:
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I swear the eye is worse than it was before.


I'm not familiar with the last two, but if they're also just stories like with the first one, I assume they're bs.
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Brother do be looking (◑‿◐) these days

compare to 2019 (supposedly, reddit didn't have the original video linked with this)
 
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Im keen on listening to blunt wraps, I cant wait for his cyraxx diss track. Unironically.
 
Boglim Enthusiast said:

I was hyped seizure knew my channel but seems he just thinks I'm some weirdo.

Any idea who he's talking about? I remember interacting with boglim archives
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So mystery Solved.

Ex-Farmer Boglim archives / TWU games apparently got outed for a bunch of shit for his divorce and stealing game assets.

Seizure then tied him to me (I have no idea why) in his recent call in stream, activating the R/kingcobrajfs subreddit spergs.
They now still won't believe I'm a seperate individual and I think it will stick aslong as I keep interacting in the cobraverse.

I lost alot of love for seizure today... does he usually dunk on 50 sub youtube channels or?
He was a big reason I even put stuff out there so just sucks in general...
 
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Garth said:
I'm not sure what your goal is here. If you're looking to recruit because of some Internet beef, you're in the wrong place. Take it up with Siezure.
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No beef don't worry friend, just wanted to know if other people had bad experiences with him is all.
 
Garth said:
I see. I know of nothing. I know he has an account here and has posted in this thread. He'll likely do another call-in show. Perhaps try calling in.
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I am on bitesize time so his last stream was 3AM on a sunday for me
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I have however succesfully contacted the Tar Man and might hop on his stream cause I think this guy ran in his discord.

Thanks though bro!
 
Boglim Enthusiast said:
I am on bitesize time so his last stream was 3AM on a sunday for me
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I have however succesfully contacted the Tar Man and might hop on his stream cause I think this guy ran in his discord.

Thanks though bro!
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Why do you say exfarmer? He was posting here last week. Sounds like you know stuff that we don't. Perhaps this is why you've been linked to B.A.

I checked out their Twitter and it said that they were located in Newfoundland, which seems unusual. I've yet to hear what's wrong with them or their previous iteration. The only thing I know about them is what they post here and the videos they link. They seemed decently funny.

Seizure robot I've been a fan of although I'm starting to feel like he's lost/losing his passion for the subject matter. He's very entertained by these "characters" that call into his show but I find them tedious. I've loved his topical episodes with Chauncey.

I haven't heard the part of seizures last call-in that you referenced. Perhaps you could link it with a time stamp?
 
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UncommonParlence said:
Why do you say exfarmer? He was posting here last week. Sounds like you know stuff that we don't. Perhaps this is why you've been linked to B.A.
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He nuked everything else so I assumed he would nuke his KF account too. If he was still active I wouldn't be called him right?
Also searched for him and couldn't find anything
UncommonParlence said:
I checked out their Twitter and it said that they were located in Newfoundland, which seems unusual. I've yet to hear what's wrong with them or their previous iteration. The only thing I know about them is what they post here and the videos they link. They seemed decently funny.
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I am also lost on this why I originally asked. What I can tell it's something with his Ex-wife and stealing assets for a Cobra based game - That's just based on what people have been saying to me lol
UncommonParlence said:
I haven't heard the part of seizures last call-in that you referenced. Perhaps you could link it with a time stamp?
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Original post I made about the stream is timestamped. You asking for where he had the channel bookmarked and says 'he's watching someone' lol? Found it cause it's funny anway
 
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Another one of my favorite cows, the reptilian merc, Jason Blaha has gone Texas outlaw. He's wearing the black cowboy hat and has bought 3 guitars. I thought it interesting that I never put these two chucklefucks in the same boat, but damn they have alot in common. Cobies believes he's a snake demon and Blaha wrote weird shit about being a draconian something on a David Icke forum. Neither lives in reality, delusions of grandure. Similar taste in women though ones a tard the other is a meth junkie.
An aside, I am not digging our gothic tard having any sort of animal, this poor this is gonna suffer while slowly being poisoned, the turn into some arts and crafts project, like Mrs. Green(RIP), then sold for 666$. Its a real lizard toobz and I had to go steal this sti..I mean staff, thats the thing of it toobz I used all my tard supplies to make it. Shit like this and Rozy really gets under my skin. Anyways toobz it is what it is, no skin of my shoes. Circle of protect for puff, that dudes gonna need all the help he can get if he hopes to survive bogschwitz.
 
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UncommonParlence said:
Seizure robot I've been a fan of although I'm starting to feel like he's lost/losing his passion for the subject matter. He's very entertained by these "characters" that call into his show but I find them tedious. I've loved his topical episodes with Chauncey.
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He’d toyed with the idea of branching out into Chris-chan IIRC. He would benefit from mixing it up with a different, lesser known cow. Chris-chan would be an unnecessary rehash.

EDIT: Assuming, of course, he cares about having a YouTube audience. He strikes me more as a guy who’s just into it because he enjoys Cobes.
 
It wouldn’t be a bad idea to branch his show out a bit. I love Cobes but he is boring as fuck more than not, least with other lolcows there is more subject matter.
 
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