Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Sicko Hunter said:
Remember when I said a few days ago since Josh got Puff the Sub went into ultra Alog overdrive? Well, today I saw this 100% serious thread claiming Clint took advantage of Josh's birth mother Laura claiming she is clearly retarded and that's why Josh turned out like he did. You can't make this stuff up.
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btw the only information known about Laura is she is ultra Christian and probably still lives in the midwest.
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Yeah, but its not surprising. These people are more pathetic than Josh. I tried to watch one of the TARMAN streams and that guy is legit drooling retarded. He can barely read, and is moral fagging about Josh for hours. Since Bitesize only does long wrapups and Boglim Chronicles is posting less and less I'm almost forced to go back to watching Josh's actual stream at this point.
 
Point Emerging said:
Are you kidding? He would do so great. He'd basically be in constant starvation mode, but he'll use his food reserves to train crows to hunt down sickos and troles. Puff could live in his backpack for two days before he dies. Then he would ride bike, weather permitting, to our dark lord's sacred burial chambers at the funeral home's dumpster.

I think there's a high likelihood he'll engage in some other less savory substances if he did, though. Our boy thrives on peer pressure in the tiniest amounts. I can't wait for the midnight crack stream from the Denny's wifi from a no-name Android phone with a cracked screen.

At least if he ends up wrapping up the tooth saga before the homeless saga theoretically begins, he could probably make some decent money giving gummers down by the bowling alley.
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Unless he's specifically taught by a crack head how to properly prepare a pipe and get a good hit off a chunk of rock, he's just going to waste the stuff. You'll never actually see him geeked out on crack.
 
8mm Cunningham said:
Doxxing in a short. Better not get another strike BOY!
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Kinda shocked and disappointed no one has made a supercut of Cobes thought loops. He's done it probably half a dozen times or more. That time he talked about the double down for an hour straight was hilarious.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Kinda shocked and disappointed no one has made a supercut of Cobes thought loops. He's done it probably half a dozen times or more. That time he talked about the double down for an hour straight was hilarious.
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I'd be down to do this. I'm interested in adding subtitles cause it makes his thought loops insanely funny when the same sentence appears so many times. I don't care much if the video winds up being insanely long, it reminds me of the Lasagna Cat video where a guy talks about a specific Garfield comic strip for an hour. Thought loops:

-The Papa Johns stuffed crust pizza ingredient list (my absolute favorite)
-Double down
-How to best make Nachos
 
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SeizureRobot5000 said:
I'd be down to do this. I'm interested in adding subtitles cause it makes his thought loops insanely funny when the same sentence appears so many times. I don't care much if the video winds up being insanely long, it reminds me of the Lasagna Cat video where a guy talks about a specific Garfield comic strip for an hour. Thought loops:

-The Papa Johns stuffed crust pizza ingredient list (my absolute favorite)
-Double down
-How to best make Nachos
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Little squeezers was a reoccurring ‘joke’ one stream
 
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