Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Mr. Manchester]

I was watching homeboy Seizure5000's new podcast episode

and he brings up Cobes saying "to be honest" so I checked how often he says it and to be honest it's probably too much View attachment 5225901

Another good episode. I like there was a mention of Chantal in it lol.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I love how he walks. It just reminds me of a stiff, 76 year old retired paratrooper with advanced arthritis in every joint.

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so josh, wearing his walmart stompers, is still shorter than YFS. So I'm betting this puts josh at around 5'8" or even shorter lmfao. Also the way he walks with melons under his arms...

 

[mars]

His body probably feels terrible. All he does is drink, smoke and put grease into it. Plus he has those big $20 worn out Wal-mart boots that have given him a chronic rash for years. Every step he takes probably hurts.

 

[Spunt]

His body probably feels terrible. All he does is drink, smoke and put grease into it. Plus he has those big $20 worn out Wal-mart boots that have given him a chronic rash for years. Every step he takes probably hurts.

That's probably one of the reasons he drinks so heavily, he doesn't feel his body collapsing when he's drunk. And when he's sober, he can put feeling shit down to being hungover. Josh has a level of denial that borders on a superpower.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

fucking crazy thumbnail for the youtube live

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The face you make when you realize you spelled it "nighr video"

 

[Potion_Time]

His ability to make a burger that doesn't look like a burger is astounding. It literally looks like what happens when you critically fail at a cooking mini game in a video game.

 

[Bogliacci]

He says it'd be better if it was warm, my man could have just popped it into the microwave for 4 blasts of 34 seconds

 

[Bixby Snyder]

That looks like the cross section of a seat cushion

 

[A Bit Concerning]

His ability to make a burger that doesn't look like a burger is astounding. It literally looks like what happens when you critically fail at a cooking mini game in a video game.

I have to wonder how he gets his food to look like that. It’s always so greasy and gross, like he rubbed it in the grease trap of a Popeye’s deep frier that hasn’t been cleaned in 3 months.

 

[Bogliacci]

I have to wonder how he gets his food to look like that. It’s always so greasy and gross, like he rubbed it in the grease trap of a Popeye’s deep frier that hasn’t been cleaned in 3 months.

Have you not watched any of the videos? He basically boils things in grease, they dont even fry they boil.

 

[Devious Dave]

Have you not watched any of the videos? He basically boils things in grease, they dont even fry they boil.

The worst thing that gets me is he uses that nasty ass fake butter country crock Its just soybean oil he's gonna grow tits eventually

 

[Bogliacci]

The worst thing that gets me is he uses that nasty ass fake butter country crock Its just soybean oil he's gonna grow tits eventually

Tanis and Clint are definitly the kind of people to just believe that super processed vegetable oil is healthier than real butter, it was probably a staple for him growing up.

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

Margarine products used to be way cheaper than butter, so that probably factored in too.

My favorite is when he salts and butters his bacon before slathering on the crushed Doritos. Truly a culinary mastermind.

 

[DrNow]

Hand scooped country crock,
Fragments of black nail polish,
Serve with Mountain Dew.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

‘why do people watch him?’

I think he’s a fascinating piece of psychology and admitted retardation. Does the complete opposite of what you tell him, simply because you suggested it. Will have to ‘customise’ everything to point it’s absurd be bizarre. Will walk around like a crazy homeless man wearing a dog collar, crumpled hat, and clothes worn to the point they are a different colour than started. Yet will delete a stream because he failed a ‘challenge’ and thinks it makes him look bad.

Early viewers think he was an interesting goofball. Those from the ‘golden years’ saw him starting to go off the rails but he still was making good content. New fucks just wanna see him drink till he falls over, chokes on his vomit to death, or accidentally burns to death trying to cook shit before passing out

 

[An automatic clown]

He deleted it already.

 

[ThatsMyDog]

He's feuding with Cyrax?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He's feuding with Cyrax?

When Cobes says "Fuck sickos" he means it dood.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

That looks like the cross section of a seat cushion

It gives me rock strata vibes. Sandstone on top, conglomerate in the middle followed by some slate, and bedrock of pink granite at the bottom.

 

[YouDoNotHaveTheRight]

He deleted it already.
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I just saw this what is he on about?