Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Human Butthole said:
Man, you guys don't know how much some of us appreciate the condensed video clips that are posted.

For those of you that watch his entire streams, what kind of gems are we missing out on?
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Josh's inability to do any level of audio engineering is mostly missing due to clippers not wanting to get copyright claims. He plugs in microphones and still is using his iMac's built in mic, dynamic mic doing dynamic mic things like boosting gain so we can hear the cops at the door, music coming out of headphones and built in speakers (I don't know how he does that wrong tbh), and recording his amp from his computer mic that makes him sound like he is underwater. He really makes Cyraxx look like an audio engineer.
 
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Human Butthole said:
Man, you guys don't know how much some of us appreciate the condensed video clips that are posted.

For those of you that watch his entire streams, what kind of gems are we missing out on?
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All you're missing is seeing how long he loops in real time. The clipped videos can make it seem like it lasted 10 minutes or so when in the full stream he kept going back to the same subject for a whole hour.
 
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Buckaroo said:
All you're missing is seeing how long he loops in real time. The clipped videos can make it seem like it lasted 10 minutes or so when in the full stream he kept going back to the same subject for a whole hour.
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This is definitely the worst part about his streams now, I usually don't tune in because I know its going to just be him repeating the same sentence for an hour or more, especially after he takes a few hits of duster or drinks, and since he is barely even reading chat/donos now its even more boring
 
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Negev said:
This is definitely the worst part about his streams now, I usually don't tune in because I know its going to just be him repeating the same sentence for an hour or more, especially after he takes a few hits of duster or drinks, and since he is barely even reading chat/donos now its even more boring
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I don't mind it most of the time since I usually have him on as background noise while I'm doing something else and sometimes his loops are hilarious like the garlic butter cups loop.
 
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Bogliacci said:
What's his best loop? For me it's probably they took away the double down, but that might also be because it's the most recent of what I would consider his best.
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The doritos locos tacos one was pretty good. It was where they didn't have enough ingredients or something and he kept repeating that they gave him some freebies. The way he waddles out of camera and does the loop from the kitchen is next level comedy.

 
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Speaking of fucking loops he just uploaded an hour long vid of 3 intertwined continuous loops. Looping through owning the trolls, puff, and his pruno. The way he's talking makes me think he's on something, or he's been spooked by a troll today.

 
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Hembruh said:
you know I think josh is the only real salvageable cow.
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If he wasn’t doomed to lolcowdom and stuck in a self destructive loop he could do much more to cash in on his ‘celebrity’. Imagine how much he could rake in if he called up to do one of those lolcow boxing things like wings and boogie.

He could get some average artist to help him throw together a spellbook of ‘dark cobra magic’ or whatever. I was gonna write an example but it ended up going on for too long and I could see the autistic reacts before I hit post.
 
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Bogliacci said:
Speaking of fucking loops he just uploaded an hour long vid of 3 intertwined continuous loops. Looping through owning the trolls, puff, and his pruno. The way he's talking makes me think he's on something, or he's been spooked by a troll today.

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I really liked the part where he admits to huffing the contents of his "mead" balloon to get "messed up". It's CO2 you nimrod.
 
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