Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Incel Death Note]

BOY is still trying to convince us and himself he didn't completely ruin the mead. Takes the tiniest sip and lmao look at that face.

Video is pretty boring, it's just him repeating that the mead turned out really good and it's definitely alcoholic and he definitely likes it.

 

[niggers]

you know it's good mead because he stalls for 60 seconds parkinsons-shaking it before the first tiny sip and then goes back to rattle the glass for 90 seconds to get the courage for another sip.

all good mead is consumed fearfully by the milliliter after excessive shaking

 

[Bogliacci]

The boy was hungry enough to wolf down the catfood bigmac, he ain't got money for booze or food, ergo he didn't have any booze to cut the mead with so it's just straight nasty vinegar

 

[PetiteFeet]

lmfao you can see the second he swallows and his soul leaves his body.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I wonder if he ever found out that was a tranny. He seems to fall for them a lot.

The YT algorithm recommended me this channel for some reason and something seemed off. KiwiFarms never fails.

 

[eaglesfan665]

The boy was hungry enough to wolf down the catfood bigmac, he ain't got money for booze or food, ergo he didn't have any booze to cut the mead with so it's just straight nasty vinegar

I don't think the ethanol in the mead has had enough time to turn into acetic acid for it to become vinegar. From what I understand, that could take months and the liquid would have to be exposed to oxygen. What I really think is happening is that the beverage is so sickeningly sweet that even Cobes can't take it. Don't forget that the Hawaiian punch already had sugar in it, plus he added fruit and honey to it. Then remember also how he added a bunch of sugar right after he tried taking the fruit out. There is no way that the yeast has had enough time to consume all of that, so his impatience has put him in a position where he is stuck pretending that this concoction (that probably has something like 2lbs of sugar in it) is the greatest thing evar.

On a separate note, I think I've come to understand what he means by the "throat burn" thing. I think he really just wants to make it seem like he can make mead that is just as high proof as booze he could buy at a liquor store in order to signal how independent and self-reliant he is. Same with the "I've done my research" comments. But hey that's just my 2 cents.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

You're just jealous he owned us so hard by doing exactly what everyone wanted him to do

That's one thing I don't understand about Josh. He obviously thinks he's defying expectations by eating the trole deliveries, he has said multiple times that the troles want to see him "autistically freak out" instead.

My question is, in his pickled mind what constitutes a freak out? What does he think they're expecting?

 

[AnOminous]

My question is, in his pickled mind what constitutes a freak out? What does he think they're expecting?

I'm pretty sure eating cat food ia an autistic freakout.

He's like a less functional Charlie. Instead of eating cat food and sniffing glue, he eats cat food and huffs duster.

There is no way that the yeast has had enough time to consume all of that, so his impatience has put him in a position where he is stuck pretending that this concoction (that probably has something like 2lbs of sugar in it) is the greatest thing evar.

Now I'm no chemist, and maybe someone knows what would result from this Devil's concoction the way he's doing it, but it's hard for me to imagine this has more than nearly homeopathic quantities of alcohol in it.

 

[christ5president2024]

Psychotic reddit trolls

https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/16z9ftd/cat_food_big_mac_did_not_see_that_coming/

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Psychotic reddit trolls

https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/16z9ftd/cat_food_big_mac_did_not_see_that_coming/

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Fuck these faggots.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Psychotic reddit trolls

https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/16z9ftd/cat_food_big_mac_did_not_see_that_coming/

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I hate the retards who think they can write a cow's plotline better than how it unfolds naturally. The reason he doesn't go out and just sits in his chair looping is because of faggots like this who make him think there's some gay troll scheme behind every corner.

 

[Devious Dave]

I still hope his subreddit gets banned if someone made a big enough fuss over it I imagine it would force the weens here or some other sites

 

[D_Tractor]

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I still hope his subreddit gets banned if someone made a big enough fuss over it I imagine it would force the weens here or some other sites

Clint or Tanis could get it banned in a second. The only problem is that they are attention seeking lolcows just like Josh and they like the attention.

 

[DrNow]

Psychotic reddit trolls

https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/16z9ftd/cat_food_big_mac_did_not_see_that_coming/

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Retards like ‘channel134’ must be convinced they’re the reason people watch kingcobrajfs. As if without their genius input he wouldn’t be funny or interesting anymore.

 

[Negev]

On a separate note, I think I've come to understand what he means by the "throat burn" thing. I think he really just wants to make it seem like he can make mead that is just as high proof as booze he could buy at a liquor store in order to signal how independent and self-reliant he is. Same with the "I've done my research" comments. But hey that's just my 2 cents.

What I don't get is where he keeps hearing the "wait 2 weeks for it to become mead" thing, you need to wait usually 3 or so months with good conditions to get to around 10-15%abv, and he isn't even waiting 2 weeks so there is no way its anything other than yeasty sugar juice. I assume he might be adding other alcohol to it to try and trick people into thinking its alcoholic at all.

Psychotic reddit trolls

I don't get what makes tik tok and reddit retards want to destroy lolcows instead of laugh at them

 

[RollingRock2]

Deleted prison wine and cat food burger stream highlights

 

[McWeaeselton]

Deleted prison wine and cat food burger stream highlights

People have been telling him for years to own the trolls sending condiment burgers by adding meat to them. Just doing the best he can.

 

[PetiteFeet]

People have been telling him for years to own the trolls sending condiment burgers by adding meat to them. Just doing the best he can.

every day.

 

[BallBuster II]

Psychotic reddit trolls

https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/16z9ftd/cat_food_big_mac_did_not_see_that_coming/

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What absolute mongoloid faggots. If this starts happening Cobes needs to put another sign on his door that says "Absolutely no ice deliveries. Throw it away outside."

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Deleted prison wine and cat food burger stream highlights

I really want to know what Clint thinks of Josh eating cat food — not what he'd publicly post in response on facebook, but like, personally, as a man. How does he reconcile the fact that his son is now habitually consuming canned pet food?

At least with Josh's drinking, it's a predictable conversation about cutting down, but how do you approach this? How do you keep any faith or hope for your son as you watch him apathetically lick wet cat food off of his own fingers?