Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Cougar Pump]

Pickle Juice alone guarantees this mix isn't going to ferment into anything alcoholic. Strong bogulism risk on this one since there's honey and (god knows how old) bits of veg going in there. But then Josh seems to be immune, or perhaps he simply lives with its debilitating effects unimpeded.
It always amazes me that cobes's most dominant trait is laziness - To the point just researching what will and won't work when home brewing is too much to expect.

 

[Shishou Dollars]

Monster energy contains Sorbic Acid (Preservative), Benzoic Acid (Preservative)
"Sorbic acid and its salts, especially potassium sorbate and calcium sorbate, are antimicrobial agents often used as preservatives in food and drinks to prevent the growth of mold, yeast, and fungi."
And of course the pickled jalapenos contain vinegar
Another waste of time and money

I sincerely hope get another fake drunk stream featuring this chemical frakenstein, naturally including him holding it in his mouth for several minutes at a time and in visible discomfort at his Bog Brew™

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

Edit: I almost want to do a very small batch of this recipe. Not to drink. God no. I'm just morbidly curious behind the chemistry of the weird ingredients he is using and whether the end result will actually have any alcohol content to it. I would measure with my hydrometer to confirm ABV. We will see. Ill need to see how autistic Im feeling tomorow.

I've genuinely considered this. Recreating one of his mead recipes just out of morbid curiosity.
I would never be able to bring myself to actually taste it, but the smell alone has to be something other worldly after a week or two of stewing in a room temperature environment.

I've looked up the instructions on the yeast packets he uses, and I don't think with how he is using them and what he is dumping them into its even capable of producing any alcohol.

 

[Basedgod]

Cookie Jalapeño Green Monster Mead coming in nicely

This is by far the worst one. The radioactive chocolate sludge mead looks appetizing in comparison

 

[Bogliacci]

New image of Clint reveals some gourd lore


These guys have the weirdest physiognomy

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

These guys have the weirdest physiognomy

Clint with the phrenological profile of a Looney Tunes character.

Holy shit this is a new level of vile.
Ingredient list:

• Chocolate chip cookies
• 2 cups sugar
• Entire container of honey
• Canned jalapenos (also contains carrots and onions)
• 2 bananas
• 32oz Monster Energy
• 1L water
• 1 packet of wine yeast

TWU

I would like to think he's just doing the crazier ones for views. It's the perfect video hack recipe for him. Build the tension by putting garbage, sugar, and water in a jar; everyone tunes in each progress video in shock and horror; then a pig payoff at the end where he puts it in a cup, takes a tiny sip of it and says its delicious. But, I can't tell whether or not that's the case. Cobes has outsmarted me.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Clint with the phrenological profile of a Looney Tunes character.

I would like to think he's just doing the crazier ones for views. It's the perfect video hack recipe for him. Build the tension by putting garbage, sugar, and water in a jar; everyone tunes in each progress video in shock and horror; then a pig payoff at the end where he puts it in a cup, takes a tiny sip of it and says its delicious. But, I can't tell whether or not that's the case. Cobes has outsmarted me.

I almost brought this up in my last comment.

I can genuinely believe that some of his meads are legitimate attemps at home brew craft.

But some of these crazy off the wall boglim meads are just so nonsensical, I can't help but wonder if Josh is somehow clever enough to be doing them solely for the clickbait and views. I just don't know if he is that smart to be capable of such a thing.

 

[Ponzo]

New image of Clint reveals some gourd lore

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These guys have the weirdest physiognomy

Dancing With The Stars of Casper 2023 the clint bogaloo

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

That pizza has been on the stove top for at least 5 whole days now. No wonder he has roaches.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

So has Porkney backed off and Troon Krystal Methhead takin up the Jersh gatekeeper mantle?

It took years but it seems at least at face value that she ducked out because she finally realized that Cobes is unhelpable at the start of the duster saga, last straw was him doing it right in front of her on stream.

 

[Bogliacci]

Dancing With The Stars of Casper 2023 the clint bogaloo
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How much of a faggot do you gotta be to proclaim yourself one of the "stars" of your town?

 

[Andoxico]

I can't help but wonder if Josh is somehow clever enough to be doing them solely for the clickbait and views.

I think part of it is to feed into his bad boy goth ego: "I cannot believe I'm making this into a mead flavor for your sick entertainment. Like who the fuck puts jalapenos and bananas and monster and honey and sugar and chocolate chip cookies into a fuckin mead. I mean that's the kinda shit I do for my channel toobz." He knows it's wrong and in his autistic brain doing anything counter-culture (regardless of how regarded it is) is equal to being a bad ass.

 

[DrNow]

I’d love to see Cobes take on a Bloody Mary. The things he’d do to ruin an otherwise enjoyable cocktail. I imagine it’d be tomato juice with three different kinds of ketchup added, maybe substitute the juice for a jar of ragu cos TWU. Crush up some Doritos and stir them through, but that goes without saying. Substitute Tabasco and Worcestershire sauce for ghost pepper sauce, jalapeños and franks red hot. Serve in a punch bowl with a full bottle of vodka.

Then sit back and wait for homeboy cheddar to be subject to a taste test.

 

['Ole Dente]

It took years but it seems at least at face value that she ducked out because she finally realized that Cobes is unhelpable at the start of the duster saga, last straw was him doing it right in front of her on stream.

There’s always someone tryin to wrangle the bog, just go exploring on discord n you’ll find em

 

[eaglesfan665]

Dancing With The Stars of Casper 2023 the clint bogaloo
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This gymnast genius artist Elmer Fudd lookin badass is so fucking corny, like damn...

 

[PetiteFeet]

The best part about Josh is that he unironically thinks all his food and drink hacks are top tier culinary feats. I have no question that Josh consumes every drop.

Cobes' spirit animal is a plague rat.

Lowkey want to see Cobes try an actual gourmet restaurant experience - three different plates appetisers, mains and desserts accompanied by three specifically paired whites, reds and champagnes.
I can't imagine he'd appreciate any facets of the experience; tiny portions that are both visually stunning and a feast for the palettes vs his regular bogslop foodhacks of two different kinds of soup, smothered in lucrayne shredded "cheese" and nacho cheese Doritos. And the wine, without a curdled shooter plopped into it?

Imagining his bloated face and lazy eyes bulging out of his skull as his brain tries to decipher what he's being told by the waiter as the plates are served.
Kino.

Also now I can't stop thinking about Cobes being a Skaven. He'd fit right in with the other abominations.

 

[BallBuster II]

Holy shit this is a new level of vile.
Ingredient list:

• Chocolate chip cookies
• 2 cups sugar
• Entire container of honey
• Canned jalapenos (also contains carrots and onions)
• 2 bananas
• 32oz Monster Energy
• 1L water
• 1 packet of wine yeast

TWU

Spoiler: Archive

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So besides the copious amounts of sugar in this bog juice concoction, the canned pickled peppers has vinegar in it. What in the fuck is going to happen inside that jar with the yeast, sugar and vinegar? Also I love how he uses tap water, and not either good filtered water, or natural spring water.

 

[Chernabog3000]

This shit just food hacks meet drink combos. We could go back and forth all day about wether or not cobes intentionally ups the weird factor with the ingredients for views. It's certainly been a big factor in alot of his "mainstream" success. But some of you give the guy to much credit, and maybe even too little at the same time if that's even possible. This is what cobes does. This the same guy who made the creaping wreaping chimichanga bacon pizza, and the candy calzone. A man who boiled hard boiled eggs in mountain dew. Put some respect on the guys name, he is about this life and these creations. It's what he's always done. Does Josh take advantage of his crazy alcoholic retard inspired pallet and maybe push the boundaries in hopes of views? In the grand scheme I guess, you could say that. But the idea he's been running this food hack drink combo con for 5+ years is crazy to me. This really is just the culmination of drink combos, food hacks, and alcoholism. All tied together with a retarded bow. Its everything he loves in one place and it'll get him fucking drunk. That's about as much thought that went into these recipes.

Also, lol at View in general, like cobes gives a shit, he just got superchats back. Most of the shit he's made for his channel has been unmonetized. And most of the time when his recipes do go viral they're on bigger people's channels or tik tok. Josh don't give a shit about views. That's not how he makes his money.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Imagining his bloated face and lazy eyes bulging out of his skull as his brain tries to decipher what he's being told by the waiter as the plates are served.
Kino.

He'd just dump it all together on one plate and start mixing it with a spoon to create bog silage in the field. TWU

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
My attempt at the Boglim "Cookie Monster" Brew.

I followed the recipie exactly as Josh did, but by 1/4th the ingredients. I do not want a large batch of this vile concoction lingering in my home.

Some notes: I did it exactly as cobra did. This means I did not first dilute the honey in warm water in order to ensure an even mixture. I simply stires vigorously as he did. As a result, the honey just kept sinking back to the bottom.

Within about 5 minutes, everything began to curdle and seperate. I beleive this has to do with either the vinigar from the peppers, or the carbonation from the monster.

I used a hydrometer to calculate the potential alcobol, however, I was unable to get a true reading due to the carbonation from the monster causing the hydrometer to float up higher than it probably should have. It's stating there should be a 12% potential alcohol, but I doubt thats accurate. I think i should have used a flat Monster to gauge this accurately.

I WILL NOT BE TASTING THIS. I AM JUST SEEING IF THIS WILL YEILD ALCOHOL.

God help me.