Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[PetiteFeet]

I appreciate the assessment of Puffers, even if it isn't 100%. Glad to hear Cobes isn't outright torturing the poor critter. Just mildly

Does anyone think that he swallowed his chipped tooth in a drunken stupor while eating garbage?

Yes and if he happens to find the chip in his shit, he could totally sterilize it and cement it back on TWU

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

Does anyone think that he swallowed his chipped tooth in a drunken stupor while eating garbage?

There's a 99% chance that tooth crumbled to dust like a cookie in a glass of milk.

 

[Big Nasty]

Bog Wizard intensifies

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Where they should be forced to drink boglim brew every day. I think to anyone but Cobes that would be a certain painful death.

It's like the old trial by ordeal. Troles will be struck down while fans will be fine.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

There's a 99% chance that tooth crumbled to dust like a cookie in a glass of milk.

like a pack of cookies in a jug of mead

 

[Mundane Ralph]

He either:

Filled it totally to the top with liquid, leaving no headspace for the yeast, and once the yeast started working, it bubbled up through the airlock

OR

Decided, "more yeast means more alcohol", added double the yeast, and it bubbled up way higher than normal

OR

As someone else said, all his damn shaking got liquid in the airlock.

He did all 3. He filled it to the very top and then drank straight from the jar so he could fit in the entire cup of turbo yeast he used and then he shook it.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

like a pack of cookies in a jug of mead

That's the way the cobra teeth crumble.

 

[Big Nasty]

Sick Nick had the worst teeth of any KF thread subject. Cobra hasn't reached that level of decay yet, but he's getting there.

 

[Bogliacci]

Decided, "more yeast means more alcohol", added double the yeast, and it bubbled up way higher than normal

Is 1 cup of yeast enough for more alcohol?

 

[Potion_Time]

Sick Nick had the worst teeth of any KF thread subject. Cobra hasn't reached that level of decay yet, but he's getting there.

Yeah, but Nick literally ate his own shit alongside never brushing. He had advantages at the tooth decay game.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Is 1 cup of yeast enough for more alcohol?
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The absolute boglim madman

I didnt watch the video of him making this, but if thats yeast,it is way to fucking much.

 

[Bogliacci]

The absolute boglim madman

I didnt watch the video of him making this, but if thats heast,it is way to fucking much.

That is indeed one cup of straight up yeast. No wonder it got into the airlock

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

Is 1 cup of yeast enough for more alcohol?
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Are those bananas or carrots? I can never tell with him.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Are those bananas or carrots? I can never tell with him.

Bananas. You can't cut carrots with the handle of a fork.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

duster brain coming in nicely. edit: sound fixed

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

duster brain coming in nicely
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Sound cuts out shortly after playing but the bit that you can hear is enough, he's fried his noggin more than usual.

 

[Bogliacci]

duster brain coming in nicely. edit: sound fixed

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Bowl as a plate...

 

[UncommonParlence]

duster brain coming in nicely. edit: sound fixed

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Ole boy is straight dusted and disgusted(ing) goddamn fool.

Never fails to amuse when he says reesies piecies. Boy can't read.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Ole boy is straight dusted and disgusted(ing) goddamn fool.

Never fails to amuse when he says reesies piecies. Boy can't read.

Reeee-sees peeeee-sees tdwu

Edit: the past couple weeks he has really begun to mispronounce his words. In the past 2 or 3 mead videos he has been caling the fermentation bubbles "formentashun". I think the brain damage is finally catching up to him

 

[HiveDull]

duster brain coming in nicely. edit: sound fixed

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I like how he's acting like white bread is a luxury or something. I know he's dusted out of his mind, but him trying to do a "badass food hack" with white bread is within the realm of possibility for him.

Also, RIP couch snakes.