Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Healthy Boy Brand]

My theory's that he stepped/fell on him drunk or in one of his clumsy boglim moments and Puff's either taking the dirt nap or decomposing in a pile of coyote poop somewhere in the prairie, in case Our Dark Jord figured it isn't wasn't worth the effort to bury him.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Some YouTuber named TarMan had a good take ,sorry if it's been discussed I just found the farms back online the other night.

He claimed that Puff was in a constant state of shed , he never fully shed a layer and that leads to a lot of problems.

 

[Xenomorph]

I beieve the story about him taking him outside. I feel bad for the little lizard, not Josh because in a week Josh will forget Puff.
Josh lives with no consequence he's a retard. But these Plebbit shit touchers are even worse like the weening going on is insane. Yet they love to think they are morally superior fucking with an easy target.

 

[shadowwizard]

I beieve the story about him taking him outside. I feel bad for the little lizard, not Josh because in a week Josh will forget Puff.
Josh lives with no consequence he's a retard. But these Plebbit shit touchers are even worse like the weening going on is insane. Yet they love to think they are morally superior fucking with an easy target.

The subreddit is made up of 50% troons and 50% current addicts. Punching down is all they have at their disposal.

 

[CowPox]

So is Cobra disabled in a legitimate way to the point that he should not be accountable for his actions in the same way a fully functioning adult would be? Should the "nigger rule" apply to Josh?

 

[Spunt]

I want to know how one of the most sedentary reptiles:

1. Made it out of the tank.
2. Made it out his front door.
3. Made it down the stairs.
4. Made it out the reception doors.

One of your neighbors probably found the little guy in the hallway and is keeping him for safe keeping in their apartment, Cobies. Go door knocking and put up a flier in the building. It's probably Ian.

Edit: Do you think his beardie just jumped out the window? He's been known to have it open on occasion.

How do you lose a fucking bearded dragon.

I've never seen a bearded dragon leave it's rock unless it was hungry, too hot, or being fed. Well... a young one maybe more active.

I think the working theory is puff didnt escape from the tank, either bolted out of the door when cobes was giving him some floor time or bolted from josh's shoulder when he went out for a cigarette in Wyoming winter with a cold blooded reptile on his shoulder for aesthetics.

Bold of all of you to assume that he didn't just find it toes-up in its tank one morning and lie to make himself sound more badass/less retarded.

He should have a pet Boogie2988.

The best thing about having a pet Boogie2988 is that if you deprive it of attention and starve it you'll actually improve its health.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

Boglim chronicles is a faggot. Stop adding your stupid shit to the videos and just archive.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I don't expect him to be bawling a-la the 9/11 stream but it does seem pretty sus that he's so nonchalant like it's his missing cup. Maybe its just the time that's passed and he's gotten over it. I hope the reddit fags are happy, we missed out on a potential goldmine if he had streamed the day it happened.

 

[waffle]

I like animals too, but I think everyone is overreacting. It's bad he killed the lizard, but it was an act of negligence as opposed to malace, or even recklessness.

I'm also in the "atleast it wasn't a dog" camp. I know most people think he'd kill a dog. I actually don't, but I think it'd be fat as shit because he'd give it food and alcohol all the time.

 

[BallBuster II]

"part 4"

https://www.facebook.com/100000103875409/posts/7577718942241493/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

"add sugar part 5"

https://www.facebook.com/100000103875409/posts/7577825802230807/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

First video he is filtering his mead at "3 or 4 o'clock in the morning". For some reason he mentions the time as soon as he starts making a ton of noise. The airlock lid is completely fucked. It's cracked so bad, it's almost in two pieces. There's also a thick, milky substance trapped inside the airlock chamber. 2 mins in he starts looking for something to stir the mead. It takes him almost a full minute, looking through multiple drawers, just to end up with a knife. At 10:00 he dumps the filtered fruit into the jar he's filtering it into like a retarded cartoon character.

Second video he adds the remaining bag of sugar (3+ cups) to the mead. He initially used 2 cups of sugar, a jar of honey, and canned fruit in syrup for this mead. His tooth is still broken, and he's swishing pure sugar and bacteria around his mouth like it's nothing.

It's funny that his family even gives a shit about this lizard considering that he's currently going through an actual health crisis. Maybe puff was supposed to be the one to call 911 when he has a stroke inside his apartment.

My favorite thing is that a replacement airlock lid is less than $5.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I know most people think he'd kill a dog. I actually don't, but I think it'd be fat as shit because he'd give it food and alcohol all the time.

He may not kill a dog but it'd bolt just like Puff in less than a year because Cobes has the dexterity and reflexes of a 90 year old man. Also his apartment would end up looking like Puff's enclosure from urine and feces because there's no way he'd take it out often enough. Black out stop acting cute Cobes is an absolute wildcard though. Who knows what he'd do to an animal in that state.

 

[Spunt]

I'm also in the "atleast it wasn't a dog" camp. I know most people think he'd kill a dog. I actually don't, but I think it'd be fat as shit because he'd give it food and alcohol all the time.

He'd feed it chocolate within a week then refuse to take it to the vet because the people urging him to were "troles". This is a man who breathed a stream of nicotine on a preying mantis and would expose his Beardie to THC before taking it for a walk in the cold.

 

[waffle]

He'd feed it chocolate within a week then refuse to take it to the vet because the people urging him to were "troles". This is a man who breathed a stream of nicotine on a preying mantis and would expose his Beardie to THC before taking it for a walk in the cold.

I don't think he'd feed it choclate, on purpose. I'd forgotten about vaping with the mantis.

He'd definitely shotgun the dog some sweet bong rips, though. And i absolutely agree that the apartment would be covered in dog shit.

 

[PetiteFeet]

So is Cobra disabled in a legitimate way to the point that he should not be accountable for his actions in the same way a fully functioning adult would be? Should the "nigger rule" apply to Josh?

Cobra is mentally retarded to the point where he fails to understand the consequences of his actions. If we believe his story that he took Puff with him outside, he failed to understand that Puff absolutely would attempt to jump off of his shoulder as he has done time and again inside the Bog den.
Think of Cobra as a mentally stunted seven year old with access to money and adult vices. He cannot be held culpable because he is a literal retard.
Just like Chris, I don't think Cobra has received therapy to learn how to deal with the world and his own autism.

Clint should, in an ideal world anyway, be Cobra's legal guardian despite Josh being 32 because he is too retarded to keep himself alive and well, much less a lizard that cannot vocalise its wants and needs. And if not Clint, then a professional tard wrangler should be seeing Josh a couple of times a week.

I don't know what the "nigger rule" is but it should be clear to anyone remotely interested in the cobraverse that Josh has regressed so much that he is literally only held together by cat food troll carepackages and whatever groceries his stepmom delivers to him. If he didn't receive those, he'd be dead by now. Instead he's just slowly dying from duster and alcohol abuse.

 

[Bogliacci]

Whenever you question if Cobes is retarded, just think about how he thought fish was dairy when he was at his arguable peak.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

My theory's that he stepped/fell on him drunk or in one of his clumsy boglim moments and Puff's either taking the dirt nap or decomposing in a pile of coyote poop somewhere in the prairie, in case Our Dark Jord figured it isn't wasn't worth the effort to bury him.

GAWWWWDDAMMMMNIIIIT, broke my fuckin' lizard.

Social media doesn't GIVE a SHIT.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He may not kill a dog

Actually I don't know about this. He was about to punch his family dog just for jumping up at him, because he perceived it as a slight. Puff had the luck of being a non-aggressive lizard that couldn't really bother Josh too much. Also, I don't think he found him dead, I honestly believe he took it outside and he took off. He was letting it roam the house freely like a fucking dog. I also believe the story because he called the police to come find it, he wouldn't have done that if it was a lie as he hates the police.

Anyway, back to the dog. If cobra had a dog that chewed on anything important to him (like a juan), or knocked over his booze, ate his pot, whatever, nipped at him, barked at him that dog would suffer. Especially if he was blackout drunk, I could see him beating the dog and maybe even killing it. There's a reason Clint didn't let him have a dog and lied to him saying he couldn't at his apartment. Clint doesn't even trust him with a dog, and this is Clint.

 

[Bogliacci]

I honestly believe he took it outside and he took off.

Me too, it's way funnier and it borders on looney toons-esque hijinx that he gets up to. Also I feel that if this were just a cover story, he always seems to have admitted to when he was lying about this stuff in the past after only a few days.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Boglim chronicles is a faggot. Stop adding your stupid shit to the videos and just archive.

speaking of faggot shit, boglim makes another video where three times, this nigga covers the whole screen with a bearded dragon making snide comments about josh. if you want to add your little homosexual edits to make it funny, fine but don't add an image that literally covers the whole video and stays longer than it should

 

[Bogliacci]

speaking of faggot shit, boglim makes another video where three times, this nigga covers the whole screen with a bearded dragon making snide comments about josh. if you want to add your little homosexual edits to make it funny, fine but don't add an image that literally covers the whole video and stays longer than it should

Meh. If you want to watch the video unedited just watch it on Bitesize's second channel he uses to archive this stuff or just go watch it on Jorps facebook.