Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Slim Boglim]

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I always feel bad when gullible civilians get involved. I have no doubt that anybody that interacts with cobra or his family, who knows nothing other than some dude lost his lizard and it would be a kind and human thing to do to help him find it, is going to get a bunch of weird troll messages and harassment.

 

[UncommonParlence]

"part 4"

https://www.facebook.com/100000103875409/posts/7577718942241493/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

"add sugar part 5"

https://www.facebook.com/100000103875409/posts/7577825802230807/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

First video he is filtering his mead at "3 or 4 o'clock in the morning". For some reason he mentions the time as soon as he starts making a ton of noise. The airlock lid is completely fucked. It's cracked so bad, it's almost in two pieces. There's also a thick, milky substance trapped inside the airlock chamber. 2 mins in he starts looking for something to stir the mead. It takes him almost a full minute, looking through multiple drawers, just to end up with a knife. At 10:00 he dumps the filtered fruit into the jar he's filtering it into like a retarded cartoon character.

Second video he adds the remaining bag of sugar (3+ cups) to the mead. He initially used 2 cups of sugar, a jar of honey, and canned fruit in syrup for this mead. His tooth is still broken, and he's swishing pure sugar and bacteria around his mouth like it's nothing.

It's funny that his family even gives a shit about this lizard considering that he's currently going through an actual health crisis. Maybe puff was supposed to be the one to call 911 when he has a stroke inside his apartment.

Can't watch those without logging in... which i will never do.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

We're going to get an 'it is what it is toobz' and him acting sad and never again will Puff be mentioned. Will he remove Puff merch from his store though? I may need to pick up a collectible before it's gone.

 

['Ole Dente]

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"I found your lizard but I'm gunna keep him"
whats the odds that Yazan Gable is some edgy fag who made a Facebook account this year to jebait a retard into feeling worse about his lost pet

earliest post

odds are high, hi ween

 

[RL Steinbeck]

"part 4"

https://www.facebook.com/100000103875409/posts/7577718942241493/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

"add sugar part 5"

https://www.facebook.com/100000103875409/posts/7577825802230807/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

First video he is filtering his mead at "3 or 4 o'clock in the morning". For some reason he mentions the time as soon as he starts making a ton of noise. The airlock lid is completely fucked. It's cracked so bad, it's almost in two pieces. There's also a thick, milky substance trapped inside the airlock chamber. 2 mins in he starts looking for something to stir the mead. It takes him almost a full minute, looking through multiple drawers, just to end up with a knife. At 10:00 he dumps the filtered fruit into the jar he's filtering it into like a retarded cartoon character.

Second video he adds the remaining bag of sugar (3+ cups) to the mead. He initially used 2 cups of sugar, a jar of honey, and canned fruit in syrup for this mead. His tooth is still broken, and he's swishing pure sugar and bacteria around his mouth like it's nothing.

It's funny that his family even gives a shit about this lizard considering that he's currently going through an actual health crisis. Maybe puff was supposed to be the one to call 911 when he has a stroke inside his apartment.

appreciate the breakdown, but how about a local copy? just screen record while you watch then upload, not hard. Facebook is not viewable to nonmembers and i'll be fucked if you ever see me logging onto that website.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Puff is missing like a Spartan is listed as MIA

"Bearded Dragons never die, Josh. They're just missing-in-action."

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Man, Tiana is such a good sister to Cobra, he has no fucking idea.

No she's a fucking ungrateful bitch. It's not like he asks them to worship the ground he walks on, but damn he's a youtube celebrity and he gets no credit and just gets told he's too drunk all the time.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

"Bearded Dragons never die, Josh. They're just missing-in-action."
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Were it so easy, toobz.....

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

Hello, is this where you sign up to join the Casper PD Non-Emergency Pet-Finding Squad?

 

[UncommonParlence]

No she's a fucking ungrateful bitch. It's not like he asks them to worship the ground he walks on, but damn he's a youtube celebrity and he gets no credit and just gets told he's too drunk all the time.

Yeah! He doesn't even MAKE them call him KING cobrajfs. Ungrateful cunt. I hope she has a miscarriage and gets stabbed. Wait... that was Scotty's sister.

 

[whogoesthere]

Yeah! He doesn't even MAKE them call him KING cobrajfs. Ungrateful cunt. I hope she has a miscarriage and gets stabbed. Wait... that was Scotty's sister.

That was fucking amazing. The whole night he was getting worse and worse. First it was fuck her. We ended up with him saying he laughed in her face about her having a miscarriage, and how she just wants his dick and her kids call him dad.

Then the next day he has to do an apology video on the things he said about her.

Classic middle age Cobra, before the shitty late age and the now utterly shit modern age cobra.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

He killed his pet, because he is too fucking retarded to take advice, and now his pet is dead. Congrats, Cobes, you KILLED YOUR OWN PET you STUPID FAGGOT. KILL YOURSELF!

If you had paid attention to any of the advice you got from people with bearded dragons, you'd still have a living one. You decided to be a stupid motherfucker and literally kill your own pet.

Congragulations you stupid asshole!

Hope you suffer a lot!

Cobes may be a retard but you're a cunt. He doesnt deserve this anymore than his beardie did.

 

[Jan Donderpik]

Cobes may be a retard but you're a cunt. He doesnt deserve this anymore than his beardie did.

Cobes is retarded but he's also the biggest cunt in Casper. You must be new to the Cobraverse to think he doesn't deserve this. Puff was the victim being put under Jorb's supervision because that was a death sentence and everyone knew it, it was only a matter of time before he killed the poor thing.

 

[Big Nasty]

Someone should do a Elton John-style tribute to Puff.

Candle in the Bog.

 

[Bishounen Collector]

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Dude is really out here going by a Gundam character's name. Of course it's a troll.

 

['Ole Dente]

Cobes is retarded but he's also the biggest cunt in Casper. You must be new to the Cobraverse to think he doesn't deserve this.

Doesn’t he have a friend who killed his own kid? That title goes to that guy.

I don’t think a low IQ goofball deserves to lose a thing he loves, he just doesn’t have the capability to be responsible for it, his guardians should’ve known that and dealt with it preemptively but they didn’t for whatever reason, be it inaction or inability.

 

[Kirby]

If you had paid attention to any of the advice you got from people with bearded dragons, you'd still have a living one. You decided to be a stupid motherfucker and literally kill your own pet.

the lizard didnt die because of a lack of proper bearded dragon advice. it died because cobra is disgusting and never learned how to be a functioning human. puff was trapped inside a dirty fish tank, living in his own filth and breathing polluted air in a dust caked apartment. cobras idea of a treat for puff was suffocating his tiny lungs with marijuana smoke to get him high. i think any living creature including cobra who has 20 more years at best would die under these conditions

Cobes may be a retard but you're a cunt. He doesnt deserve this anymore than his beardie did.

cobra probably did deserve this because I don't believe his story that puff ran away. my theory is that he found puff dead in his tank and came up with an excuse to absolve himself of any blame. this makes more sense than a sedentary malnourished lizard who moves at the speed of a turtle managing to jump off cobras shoulder and escape from his line of sight without cobra noticing or doing anything about it

 

[DrNow]

It’s like the time he smashed his phone and claimed he lost if afterwards. The runaway lizard is just a story. I think it’s more likely he found it dead and panicked. The last thing he’d want is the trolls to be bothering him for years to come about killing puff, so he ‘ran away’.

Cobes can’t care for a burrito let alone a lizard. But no one was gonna be able to tell him that.

 

['Ole Dente]

It’s like the time he smashed his phone and claimed he lost if afterwards. The runaway lizard is just a story. I think it’s more likely he found it dead and panicked. The last thing he’d want is the trolls to be bothering him for years to come about killing puff, so he ‘ran away’.

Cobes can’t care for a burrito let alone a lizard. But no one was gonna be able to tell him that.

it’s like the trolls are his children

“No little timmy, mr rufus didn’t die he just ran away” prob something his dad told him once and he thought it would work

 

[Big Nasty]

Doesn’t he have a friend who killed his own kid? That title goes to that guy.

That's Talon you're thinking of. Most of Cobras "friends" are bigger pieces of shit than he is.