Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Slim Boglim said:
There's a list they pass around of cobra's wrongdoings (full of misinformation, conjecture with no evidence, or speculation being presented as fact. Not to mention the irony of being appalled over cobra harassing and stalking/cyberstalking women backed up with information gleaned from harassing and cyberstalking those same women) presented as proof cobra is deserving of "punishment" be that in the form of harassment or what have you.
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I read through that list and as evidence Cobes is an anti-Semite it sources a 5 year old clip of him angrily calling a spray can a Jewbag. I think that's all you really need to know.
 
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You don't understand Toobz. Sitting around for 15 minutes staring off into space totes makes me sad (and I definetly didn't murder Puffers). Gotta count down while looking off into the distance. Btw Toobz mead coming nicely also im getting blasted off of Kratom amd CBD TMDWU.
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Also wtf is on Josh's head? He looks like a dog with the mange. He meeds to buzz that hair off, give it a good shave, and wax his head so he doesn't look like a dog's scratchy ass.
 

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Sicko Hunter said:
I read through that list and as evidence Cobes is an anti-Semite it sources a 5 year old clip of him angrily calling a spray can a Jewbag. I think that's all you really need to know.
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He has said shit like "oh don't Jew me doordash" etc quite often back in the day, mostly in the old apartment.

Although its Cobes, who knows if he even understood it or just repeated something he heard from somewhere else.
 
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whogoesthere said:
He has said shit like "oh don't Jew me doordash" etc quite often back in the day, mostly in the old apartment.

Although its Cobes, who knows if he even understood it or just repeated something he heard from somewhere else.
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This is the era where a common little phrase (dont jew me, dont gyp me ie dont rip me off) is enough to deperson you
 
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Bogliacci said:
This is the era where a common little phrase (dont jew me, dont gyp me ie dont rip me off) is enough to deperson you
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"Jew me down" can also mean driving a hard bargain when someone is buying something from you.

Jewing down a contractor too much could lead to being gypped and having to nigger-rig the repairs yourself.
 
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Rasputinee said:
Cobes may be sitting in his squalor beating himself up for being a balding retard, but make no mistake, he is indeed a balding retard. I can't feel sorry for him when he had every reason to not fuck it all up.
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That's the thing of it doodt, the state of his life is his punishment for his actions. Reddit sociopaths cant seem to understand that sitting alone in your apartment getting drunk every day while your body wastes away isnt actually fun or fulfilling and it actually sucks! It's almost like they envy him for "not having to work" or basic shit like that.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
I want to know how one of the most sedentary reptiles:

1. Made it out of the tank.
2. Made it out his front door.
3. Made it down the stairs.
4. Made it out the reception doors.
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I think the working theory is puff didnt escape from the tank, either bolted out of the door when cobes was giving him some floor time or bolted from josh's shoulder when he went out for a cigarette in Wyoming winter with a cold blooded reptile on his shoulder for aesthetics.
Noxe said:
View attachment 5508700Also wtf is on Josh's head? He looks like a dog with the mange. He meeds to buzz that hair off, give it a good shave, and wax his head so he doesn't look like a dog's scratchy ass.
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I think it's hairdye from halloween. He presumably has washed very few times since the start of November. Looks great.

From the reddit sin list another helpful user uploaded:
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Reminds me of that "You did a racism. You did an imperialism" meme TWU.
 
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Bogliacci said:
That's the thing of it doodt, the state of his life is his punishment for his actions. Reddit sociopaths cant seem to understand that sitting alone in your apartment getting drunk every day while your body wastes away isnt actually fun or fulfilling and it actually sucks! It's almost like they envy him for "not having to work" or basic shit like that.
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They are making a fairly direct comparison between themselves and Cobes in most cases. Sitting alone in their apartments getting drunk and high, logging into Discord to pretend they are uwu catgirls with other desperate lonely men as they feverishly try to coom the existential dread away. On top of that they have to work a dead-end job or at least file their own tugboat forms month after month while Cobes lives free and easy as Clint enables his lizard killin', dank drink combo swillin' antics. They want Cobes to suffer more so that they can be somewhere besides the absolute bottom rung of society.
 
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