Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Bogliacci said:
Someone said it earlier and I completely agree that a lot of the redditors are just using cobes as a troll shield. This is the type of person who believe hating cobes somehow makes them more of a righteous or good person, some fucked in the head libtard that's better off stepping in front of a train.
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He's absolutely a troll shield for the redditors. There was a guy just last month that was ranting about how cobra was a pill-abusing meth head who revealed in his post history he was a pill-popping meth head who leapt off a bridge. Look no further than The_Boglim for the most insane schitzo ramblings from the one guy that sits there all afternoon talking to himself and upvoting himself with all his alts. I guarantee a lot of them are sickos too since they have this weird obsession with bringing up cuties which Cobes talked about like, once literally years ago. The reddit used to be decent in like 2020 but now it's 90% weirdos writing open letters to clint and cobra and projecting their self-hatred. There's a list they pass around of cobra's wrongdoings (full of misinformation, conjecture with no evidence, or speculation being presented as fact. Not to mention the irony of being appalled over cobra harassing and stalking/cyberstalking women backed up with information gleaned from harassing and cyberstalking those same women) presented as proof cobra is deserving of "punishment" be that in the form of harassment or what have you. They also do this thing where any story cobra tells that makes him look good is obvious bullshit (true) but any story he tells that makes him look bad they immediately believe at face value without question. Don't get me wrong I think cobes is a shitty person but he's a retard in Wyoming, nothing he could ever do is of any real consequence to me. What the hell do I care? "Buh he was mean to some kid named Carl" oh shut the fuck up. Are you carl? The fuck do you care? I watch and laugh at what he voluntarily puts out onto the internet because it's unintentionally hilarious and that's as deep as it goes.

To be fair it's not unique to one side of the political spectrum or the other. For every retard seething about "muh hate speech" and him being transphobic there's a retard seething about "muh tax dollarinos" and him not having to work or clint not beating him enough as a child. The other 10% of the sub are dickweeds showing up like "lol I'm new here, what's a bog haha. hey why doesn't anybody send cobra a nice camera?" Bottom line is self-hating autistic retards come in all shapes and sizes, the one thing they all have in common is they want to harass him off the internet and ruin our fun and are thus the enemy.
 
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I don't know how anyone can feel sorry for him after his recent FB live. He takes absolutely no responsibility towards what happened to Puff. He actually finds a way to partially blames the trolls and animal welfare and partially acts like it's a thing that just happened to him instead of it being a situation that is entirely his fault.
 
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Moving on is hard, but I'm proud of Puff. It can't be easy but I know he's going to have a better life now.
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mars said:
I don't know how anyone can feel sorry for him after his recent FB live. He takes absolutely no responsibility towards what happened to Puff. He actually finds a way to partially blames the trolls and animal welfare and partially acts like it's a thing that just happened to him instead of it being a situation that is entirely his fault.
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It's his spin on the situation, I think it reveals that puff really is gone and he didn't smash the little guy like reddit believes. He's going out of his way to remove the blame from himself. "Awww shucks he just ran off, he would have come back because he loves me but because of the trolls Im too depressed and because metro is getting trolled they didnt help in time!"
 
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He made such a point to act like 11 days is the cut-off. Like Puff will magically return home before then but at any point after that then all hope is lost. He's unintentionally set up a hilarious situation in that he's put a legitimate date and deadline for Puffs demise. "If Puff doesn't come back by then I don't know what I'm going to do" That day is gonna be hype, mark it on your calenders boys. We can celebrate it a year later as the day Puff didn't come home. 10 days leading up and then the 11'th as the Bogliday
 

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RollingRock2 said:
Update: Puff is still "missing" and Cobes is still regarded
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He killed his pet, because he is too fucking retarded to take advice, and now his pet is dead. Congrats, Cobes, you KILLED YOUR OWN PET you STUPID FAGGOT. KILL YOURSELF!

If you had paid attention to any of the advice you got from people with bearded dragons, you'd still have a living one. You decided to be a stupid motherfucker and literally kill your own pet.

Congragulations you stupid asshole!

Hope you suffer a lot!
 
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I want to know how one of the most sedentary reptiles:

1. Made it out of the tank.
2. Made it out his front door.
3. Made it down the stairs.
4. Made it out the reception doors.

One of your neighbors probably found the little guy in the hallway and is keeping him for safe keeping in their apartment, Cobies. Go door knocking and put up a flier in the building. It's probably Ian.

Edit: Do you think his beardie just jumped out the window? He's been known to have it open on occasion.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
She also says they're easy to take care of unless you're a Boglim.
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With reptiles, if there is a health issue, it is slow to appear and slow to treat. If you aren't on top of their health and don't know the common symptoms, you can put yourself in a situation where the pet slowly dies or slowly recovers because the issue started before visible symptoms. Metabolic bone disease is something that can creep up and you have to watch the dragon enough to see the head tremor. The lack of a UV light, the wrong UV light, or low calcium can cause this. Snakes refusing to eat due to various conditions is a shitty situation given how long they can live without eating.

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lizards are cold blooded. 11 degrees is basically enough for them to die
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They'll just change their blood to 11 degrees. Checkmate, mammal. :cunningpepe:
Al Dente Alighieri said:
I want to know how one of the most sedentary reptiles:

1. Made it out of the tank.
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I've never seen a bearded dragon leave it's rock unless it was hungry, too hot, or being fed. Well... a young one maybe more active.

Fun way to fuck with young bearded dragons at the pet store: Bob your head up and down in a jerking motion. It's a sign of dominance and it confuses them when you do it.
 
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