Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Lurker, never posted before and I'm a mobilefag so my bad if I fuck up this post.
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Saw this post, but to be honest I'm only posting it for context of this next faggot.
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Null is a weirdo but this faggot is a femboy that didn't come out til he was thirty and complains that his friends actually have partners/families and can't hang out with him lmfao.
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Lurker, never posted before and I'm a mobilefag so my bad if I fuck up this post.
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Saw this post, but to be honest I'm only posting it for context of this next faggot.
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Null is a weirdo but this faggot is a femboy that didn't come out til he was thirty and complains that his friends actually have partners/families and can't hang out with him lmfao.
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Someone said it earlier and I completely agree that a lot of the redditors are just using cobes as a troll shield. This is the type of person who believe hating cobes somehow makes them more of a righteous or good person, some fucked in the head libtard that's better off stepping in front of a train.
 
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Null is a weirdo but this faggot is a femboy that didn't come out til he was thirty and complains that his friends actually have partners/families and can't hang out with him lmfao.
I'd definitely rather hang out with Cobes in the lair for 10 days than spend 10 minutes around this crossdressing gaycel basket case.
 
Its fucking crazy he's acting like Puff is a dog. Puff already froze to death Josh but no one in his family has the heart to just tell him the truth.

"In 11 days it might be time to start panicking" "Bearded dragons bury themselves underground when it's cold." You fuckin dum dum cobes, high on pure copium. There's no one in his life that will actually tell him something straight to his face, they're always dancing around him like the toddler he is.

"Metro would have responded faster if it wasn't for the troles" per the usual, the troles somehow are behind puff not being found.

"I would sacrifice my clock towered dream house to have puff back" classic cobra self sacrifice of things that dont exist.

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I like how out of all the shit he said never once did he address how Puff got loose in the first place. Instead we get "pets are animals, they run away. Its what they do". No, it's not what they do. Unless you let them. Its something you did. Sympathy is fading fast. Copes can't even take responsibility right. Fucking idiot. Puff didn't "run away" on you. You took him into an unsafe situation and lost him. Something even the most debilitated downy could have predicted. Ugh. It's all oh poor me. Twolls aw mean. You fucking killed that lizard bro. You had one job, keep puff safe.
 
I was really hoping that he found Puff and that he was just hiding in his house somewhere.
I cannot believe this goober went outside with this lizard in the cold of winter. I can't even be angry at Cobes cause he was bound to do this eventually. I'm just disappointed that it actually happened.

RIP Puffers. Hope he's eating crickets and basking in the sun in heaven.
 
I was really hoping that he found Puff and that he was just hiding in his house somewhere.
I cannot believe this goober went outside with this lizard in the cold of winter. I can't even be angry at Cobes cause he was bound to do this eventually. I'm just disappointed that it actually happened.

RIP Puffers. Hope he's eating crickets and basking in the sun in heaven.
I'm surprised the lizard lasted this long. he shouldn't be allowed to own pets.
 
Its fucking crazy he's acting like Puff is a dog. Puff already froze to death Josh but no one in his family has the heart to just tell him the truth.

"In 11 days it might be time to start panicking" "Bearded dragons bury themselves underground when it's cold." You fuckin dum dum cobes, high on pure copium. There's no one in his life that will actually tell him something straight to his face, they're always dancing around him like the toddler he is.

"Metro would have responded faster if it wasn't for the troles" per the usual, the troles somehow are behind puff not being found.

"I would sacrifice my clock towered dream house to have puff back" classic cobra self sacrifice of things that dont exist.

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I really dont think he understands how reptiles work, which is ironic given his obsession with cobras. He always kind of treated puff like a dog since thats what he has experience with, which is why I assume he thought it would be ok to take him outside.
 
I really dont think he understands how reptiles work, which is ironic given his obsession with cobras. He always kind of treated puff like a dog since thats what he has experience with, which is why I assume he thought it would be ok to take him outside.
"I was feeling down in the kitchen and puff sensed it and came into the kitchen to cheer me up because he loves me" the dude's treating the lizard with a brain the size of a pea like golden retriever lmao
 
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