Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Reminds me of that "You did a racism. You did an imperialism" meme TWU.
Cobies IS antisemitic but in all fairness he applies that hate towards christian’s and muslims as well as he’s some sort of eclectic pagan.

I’ve been looking at things he believes in and it seems to vary pretty wildly, from numerology and Rules of Three to curse framework from Ireland and demonology (how tf can demons exist if god doesn’t?) What a strange guy. Reminds me of another smelly warlock.
 
Cobies IS antisemitic but in all fairness he applies that hate towards christian’s and muslims as well as he’s some sort of eclectic pagan.

I’ve been looking at things he believes in and it seems to vary pretty wildly, from numerology and Rules of Three to curse framework from Ireland and demonology (how tf can demons exist if god doesn’t?) What a strange guy. Reminds me of another smelly warlock.
I always thought he believed in God since he at least usually says he says "thank satan" or whatever he just wants to be cool and say he hates religion and God since thats super goth
 
You don't understand Toobz. Sitting around for 15 minutes staring off into space totes makes me sad (and I definetly didn't murder Puffers). Gotta count down while looking off into the distance. Btw Toobz mead coming nicely also im getting blasted off of Kratom amd CBD TMDWU.
View attachment 5508700Also wtf is on Josh's head? He looks like a dog with the mange. He meeds to buzz that hair off, give it a good shave, and wax his head so he doesn't look like a dog's scratchy ass.
this is the exact moment I stopped watching the video because it made me sick. My mind jumped to "Oh it must be mold"
 
Puff is living his best life making some homebrew mead TWU.
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Cobies IS antisemitic but in all fairness he applies that hate towards christian’s and muslims as well as he’s some sort of eclectic pagan.

I’ve been looking at things he believes in and it seems to vary pretty wildly, from numerology and Rules of Three to curse framework from Ireland and demonology (how tf can demons exist if god doesn’t?) What a strange guy. Reminds me of another smelly warlock.
Cobes is hardly antisemitic. He says insulting things without even realizing they're considered antisemitic because he doesn't understand them.

"I can tell puff loved me"
"because one time I was standing in the kitchen bitchen to myself Puff came walking into the kitchen to check on me."
"make sure I was doin ok"

lmao
He really do got the mind of a little baby boy
 
Cobies IS antisemitic but in all fairness he applies that hate towards christian’s and muslims as well as he’s some sort of eclectic pagan.

I’ve been looking at things he believes in and it seems to vary pretty wildly, from numerology and Rules of Three to curse framework from Ireland and demonology (how tf can demons exist if god doesn’t?) What a strange guy. Reminds me of another smelly warlock.
No he's not. Cobes hates all forms of traditional organized religion because he's mentally 13 and thinks it's edgy and cool. It doesn't go further then that. He's made 1000 times more anti-Christian comments then he's ever made about Jews. Remember his world view is based on whatever he read on facebook or saw in a Terrance Pop video that day. He doesn't have real views of his own.
 
No he's not. Cobes hates all forms of traditional organized religion because he's mentally 13 and thinks it's edgy and cool. It doesn't go further then that. He's made 1000 times more anti-Christian comments then he's ever made about Jews. Remember his world view is based on whatever he read on facebook or saw in a Terrance Pop video that day. He doesn't have real views of his own.
Cobes also goes out of his way to give jews a pass for the most part because he knows if he doesn't he'll be called a nazi. Most obvious example the recent comments on whats going on in Gaza. Guess it didn't really work bud!
 
No he's not. Cobes hates all forms of traditional organized religion because he's mentally 13 and thinks it's edgy and cool. It doesn't go further then that. He's made 1000 times more anti-Christian comments then he's ever made about Jews. Remember his world view is based on whatever he read on facebook or saw in a Terrance Pop video that day. He doesn't have real views of his own.
The edgy satanist shit is just because birth mom forced him to go to church when he was a kid.
 
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I don't know if anyone posted this but I died laughing, he ded

Edit: For reference, this is his half sister, Clint and Tanis's first kid together
Man, I wanted to see her answer for why he brought puff outside. Cause it's kinda indefensible. No leashes and all. All cobra was thinking was how badass he looked. Makes you wonder how many other times he's done this same shit. That lizard was on borrowed time, toobz.
 
Look at this dudes ability to write. Same IQ as cobra. If you’re gonna text or troll him at least try to make it funny or clever like “better not go live boy” which led to some hilarity. Perfect example of the type of morons trying to chase him off the internet or keep him from doing anything fun. Cobra makes funny t-shirts we can laugh at? Better mass flag his store. Cobra gets drunk at bars? Better harass people just doing their job to get him kicked out. Hilariously enough texting the bog at the break of dawn and continuing texting him throughout the day seeking his acknowledgment actually makes a case that he DOES, in fact, own their pathetic lives.

 

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I don't know if anyone posted this but I died laughing, he ded

Edit: For reference, this is his half sister, Clint and Tanis's first kid together
Puffers saw his chance, little nigger lizard broke free from the chains of his bog prison and broke the fuck out. He met an untimely yet merciful end.


 
"part 4"

"add sugar part 5"

First video he is filtering his mead at "3 or 4 o'clock in the morning". For some reason he mentions the time as soon as he starts making a ton of noise. The airlock lid is completely fucked. It's cracked so bad, it's almost in two pieces. There's also a thick, milky substance trapped inside the airlock chamber. 2 mins in he starts looking for something to stir the mead. It takes him almost a full minute, looking through multiple drawers, just to end up with a knife. At 10:00 he dumps the filtered fruit into the jar he's filtering it into like a retarded cartoon character.

Second video he adds the remaining bag of sugar (3+ cups) to the mead. He initially used 2 cups of sugar, a jar of honey, and canned fruit in syrup for this mead. His tooth is still broken, and he's swishing pure sugar and bacteria around his mouth like it's nothing.

It's funny that his family even gives a shit about this lizard considering that he's currently going through an actual health crisis. Maybe puff was supposed to be the one to call 911 when he has a stroke inside his apartment.
 
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