Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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waffle said:
I don't think he'd feed it choclate, on purpose. I'd forgotten about vaping with the mantis.

He'd definitely shotgun the dog some sweet bong rips, though. And i absolutely agree that the apartment would be covered in dog shit.
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I wonder if Josh would even notice the smell now that he has damaged his brain huffing duster.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Clint has actively prevented him from getting pets in the past, Clint doesn't trust him with pets, dogs especially. He knows what would happen. Josh was lucky to get puff without their knowledge or input. He even lied to him and told him his landlord banned pets, in only his part of the building.
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I think people forget Cobes is not a child, he has rights of his own and his father is limited in what he can do. If he pushes too hard, Cobes will just push back. He was told to stop huffing duster, so he does more duster to prove he is right. Thats the mentality of the person you are dealing with.

So when dealing with him, he is more likely to respond with something retarded and stupid which will end up hurting himself even more. The mentally challenge can be a fucking nightmare to deal with, and Cobes is his son, I am sure he still loves him.

But Cobes is an adult, he can just go and get a dog if he really wanted to. Only thing stopping him with pets is they often cost money to buy, but if someone offered him a free dog he would take it. Then get it high.
 
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Also, who the hell agreed to come over and look for Puff while Josh is out of town with his family? They've had multiple freezing nights and snow since he's been missing. It's obviously dead. His family is either lying to him so he won't sperg out on vacation, or one of his "friends" is probably going to ransack his apartment.
 
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Ihatejackscalfani said:
His only family member is Clint.

He has nobody in life except for the people who make fun of him.

I honestly do believe Clint and Reddit trolls would buy him a fishtank with a goldfish in it.

The goldfish will die as usual.

(Clint is an enabler just like the faggot reddit trolls are)
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This is how it would play out if he got any fish
 
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Ponzo said:
Redditards absolutely seethe at the fact that he can fund his life by being an alcoholic retard on the toobz. They hate nothing more than people who donate to him and cry about muh pay pigs.
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While I have to admit I have nothing but contempt for Cobes paypigs, the last thing I'd want to do is discourage them, except for the ones who send him duster and shit like that. I'm fine with the cat food that he eats like it's an own. I want them to throw as much money at him as possible, because it funds him to do absolutely retarded shit.

Pigs paying for my entertainment is great. Reddit scum killing the lulz need a dose of the gas.

I'm also mildly annoyed by white knights trying to "save" cows when it's impossible, but that isn't to say my blackened, shriveled heart wouldn't grow a half a size or so to see a redemption arc where he gets sober, gets his teeth fixed, and turns into some kind of wand guru.

But we all know that's not going to happen.
 
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Captain Ahab said:
This whole lizard debacle is the perfect metaphor for Josh’s life. Just sit on your ass and either let other people fix your problems or wait for them to fix themselves. Clearly that has worked great so far.
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He’s the poster child for learned helplessness https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learned_helplessness “In psychology, learned helplessness is a state that occurs after a person has experienced a stressful situation repeatedly. They believe that they are unable to control or change the situation, so they do not try, even when opportunities for change are available.”

Josh is repeatedly harassed by trolls over the phone. Why doesn’t he just change his number? Well because they’ll probably just find his new number anyway. Learned helplessness.

Another interesting tidbit from Wikipedia under health implications “People who perceive events as uncontrollable show a variety of symptoms that threaten their mental and physical well-being. They experience stress, they often show disruption of emotions demonstrating passivity or aggressivity, and they can also have difficulty performing cognitive tasks such as problem-solving. They are less likely to change unhealthy patterns of behavior, causing them, for example, to neglect diet, exercise, and medical treatment.“
 
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If puff isn’t found with the storm incoming. He ded af. (I know he’s prolly dead but it makes me sad) I don’t think he lived long after his great escape though. It’s cold and windy and shitty.

Also where the hell are they going for thanksgiving that has a water park?
 
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Goatchoker said:
If puff isn’t found with the storm incoming. He ded af. (I know he’s prolly dead but it makes me sad) I don’t think he lived long after his great escape though. It’s cold and windy and shitty.

Also where the hell are they going for thanksgiving that has a water park?
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I was taken aback when he said that after eleven days it would be time to panic. Eleven days of a cold blooded reptile being out in the Casper, Wyoming winter. Where did he even come up with that number? Does he think Puff is a cat?
 
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WaTiki® Indoor Waterpark Resort in Rapid City, the weirdest place to spend Thanksgiving if you do not have small children. Its all arcades and kid shit designed for 15 and under
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Maybe cobes is so focused on hating sickos because clint likes to look at little kids once a year
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Goatchoker said:
If puff isn’t found with the storm incoming. He ded af. (I know he’s prolly dead but it makes me sad) I don’t think he lived long after his great escape though. It’s cold and windy and shitty.

Also where the hell are they going for thanksgiving that has a water park?
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Previous page explains that my Cobro. RIP Pufferths. We all saw this coming.
 
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8mm Cunningham said:
Previous page explains that my Cobro. RIP Pufferths. We all saw this coming.
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TIL South Dakota has a water park/hotel.

I assumed great wolf lodge so he could be bottom bunk, or the Gaylord by DIA. I was hella wrong lol.

Also thanks for an answer and not calling me a faggot who needs to lurk more. I appreciate it lol. Missed that whole page apparently.
 
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I was taken aback when he said that after eleven days it would be time to panic. Eleven days of a cold blooded reptile being out in the Casper, Wyoming winter. Where did he even come up with that number? Does he think Puff is a cat?
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He was doing research and found a page talking about losing your dragon INSIDE. The page said if you don't see your dragon INSIDE for 11 days its prolly dead. Josh, being retarded, transposed that onto his situation. He's still saying that he's sure he'll get puff back.

Somebody(Clunt) needs to tell that boy some hard facts. That way when talks about the next pet he can be reminded of the one he killed.

He still thinks puff is kicking it with the squirrels and pigeons and will come home when he's done partying.
 
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Bogliacci said:
It's nothing special unless you live out in the middle of the prairie with nothing else around, so it's a big deal for a Casperite family.
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Both Dakotas are a wasteland.
I don’t hate it but also it’s not a destination location.

Fucking corn palace…..


That’s what threw me off, there are better places. That aren’t so oddly child oriented.
 
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