Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

['Ole Dente]

Just look at Chris Chans half brother Cole Smithey. Brands himself the worlds greatest film critic, but he may as well be wearing a sonichu medallion for all its worth. He’ll always be Chris Chans half brother.

I think Clint is more sympathetic as a person than Cole still.

Cole Smithey IS the worlds greatest film critic and I fuckin rebuke you for mentioning otherwise, doctor. Get thee behind me, satan.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I fucking cringe just writing this, but why does it seem every lolcow has an incredibly small penis?

I do not have a massive hawg like cobra but my god, everyone of these retards have baby dicks.

The body in such cases probably has to struggle with resource alocation when in youth due to having, what is essentially, only half a normal humans brains worth of power.
So in this case, when the body reached the teen years and the brain realised it was being forced to create a half-assed clone of a satanist religion focused around snakes, it conceded that the dick was probably just gonna be a vestigial appendage that would rarely be seen, let alone used, and just dumped resources into other more important areas for future survival, like getting a stronger liver.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

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He really thinks throwing money at this regard will get him to talk to him

I hope cobes hears about this and blows him off.

 

[AnOminous]

Cole Smithey IS the worlds greatest film critic and I fuckin rebuke you for mentioning otherwise, doctor. Get thee behind me, satan.

He was the only TRUE MAN with the balls to criticize that shitty-ass Toy Story 3 movie everyone was sucking off.

 

[G.Rapefruit]

The KingCobra Shopping Network

It also has a car battery attached to power it so with a set of jumper cables you can jumpstart your friends van before getting a driving without a license charge.

 

[niggers]

does he have anymore of these type of product ideas?

idk if its a "product idea" but his proposal to "use molecules to clone gas and then use the cloned gas for vehicles" is a some real TED talk shit

 

[BullfrogBill]

He really thinks throwing money at this regard will get him to talk to him

I wish this Tom faggot would fuck off, he's a literal vulture. I find him and all the other people like him trying to grift off of literal retards more pathetic than 80% of the lolcows documented here.

 

['Ole Dente]

idk if its a "product idea" but his proposal to "use molecules to clone gas and then use the cloned gas for vehicles" is a some real TED talk shit

That is kind of a cool idea in the abstract

 

[Slim Boglim]

egg nog mead

We have reached peak mead content. Just when you thought fermenting cured meat in processed fruit juice couldn’t be topped here we have the absolute genius fermenting dairy products. Eggnog and chocolate milk. But not just any dairy product, no, the one dairy products that contains raw egg.

Edit: my mistake I just realized egg nog does not contain fish and therefor is not a dairy product

The fuckin thumbnail kills me. Looks like he’s doing a little jig in celebration of his Eggbog

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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He really thinks throwing money at this regard will get him to talk to him

I guess Tom is really trying to get content from lolcows. Christ, he’s such a nigger. I really hope cobra doesn’t talk to him. Every time some downie faggot talks about him, a massive amount of mouth breathing ‘tards will flock to him and pozload my neghole.

 

[Kirby]

We have reached peak mead content. Just when you thought fermenting cured meat in processed fruit juice couldn’t be topped here we have the absolute genius fermenting dairy products. But not just any dairy product, no, the one dairy products that contains raw egg.

this is the one thats going to kill him

 

[RollingRock2]

Alcoholic cottage cheese TWU

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

these rent seekers are really starting to piss me off. its not hip and cool if 45 of you are all chasing the same story. lazy, fucking OVERINTITLED, parasites! This reminds me of when The Amazing Johnathan was dying and he was flooded with NEETS trying to make a "documentary" about him. And its happening all over again with cyraxx and cobra. Fuck shaman, fuck boglim, fuck marty, fuck everyone trying to pay rent reading our forum posts. i wish the bombs would fall just those these mother fuckers have to kill-or-starve. i would loooooooooooooove to see MBM or Based shaman try to hunt for food.

 

[Slim Boglim]

this is the one thats going to kill him

No kidding. The guy is going to have a big glass jar of chocolate milk, eggnog, sugar, honey, chocolate sauce, and yeast curdling. It is going to be fucking rank. Not to mention he stuck his hand and his rings in it to stir it after exhausting all utensils in his drawer that weren’t long enough to each the bottom just to maximize the amount of pathogens he introduced. This one might just explode and shower him with rancid chunky sour milk.

Just when you think he can’t get any fucking dumber he does something like sticking a jar of milk in his closet to “ferment”

 

[Guysho]

 

[Raven-621]

If the smegnog doesn’t kill him, Josh is truly indestructible. His insides are girded with a nigh-impermeable layer of microplastics and preservatives, but the boy is tempting fate with that big jar of salmonella he’s brewing.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

If the smegnog doesn’t kill him, Josh is truly indestructible.

he has transcended our human world. He is now truly a god. A Boglin God.

 

[ilovejews]

Hisssss & Hers

Aww, what an adorable little retard.

If the smegnog doesn’t kill him, Josh is truly indestructible. His insides are girded with a nigh-impermeable layer of microplastics and preservatives, but the boy is tempting fate with that big jar of salmonella he’s brewing.

You know how a human being is mostly water?
Well, he's more of a septic tank. If warlord ever snuck in through the backdoors - unknowingly, Josh's no homo TWU - he's probably like a Lesothan septic tank.
Also I gotta look into that pooner shit within ranks of the Sandeux clan. If so, I might actually start to dislike Papa libhick.

 

[G.Rapefruit]

egg nog mead

We have reached peak mead content. Just when you thought fermenting cured meat in processed fruit juice couldn’t be topped here we have the absolute genius fermenting dairy products. Eggnog and chocolate milk. But not just any dairy product, no, the one dairy products that contains raw egg.

Edit: my mistake I just realized egg nog does not contain fish and therefor is not a dairy product

The fuckin thumbnail kills me. Looks like he’s doing a little jig in celebration of his Eggbog View attachment 5530604

So egg nog and chocolate milk mixed together with yeast. It’s going to turn into a cottage cheese type mixture. The small amount of liquid he will be able to filter out of this concoction will be some of the most disgusting putrid ooze we’ve seen yet. There’s no way he’s drinking this.

 

[Bogliacci]

egg nog mead

We have reached peak mead content. Just when you thought fermenting cured meat in processed fruit juice couldn’t be topped here we have the absolute genius fermenting dairy products. Eggnog and chocolate milk. But not just any dairy product, no, the one dairy products that contains raw egg.

Edit: my mistake I just realized egg nog does not contain fish and therefor is not a dairy product

The fuckin thumbnail kills me. Looks like he’s doing a little jig in celebration of his Eggbog View attachment 5530604

this is it, the one that guts him like a fish, also use thumbnails u nigger