One of the most seasoned veteran drinkers I've ever known died from passing out and asphyxiating on his vomit. It doesn't matter what tolerance level you have; it happens—and a lot easier and quicker than you think. Nobody here thinks you're cool because you're an alcoholic. You are absolutely lying to yourself if you think it can't happen to you.
From scrubbing the stream is seems like he spilled nearly half of it, the second spill that set off his biggest tard rage looked like it was a nearly a quarter of the bottle. He did polish off 4 tall boys before hitting the jack and seems like he had some extra beer in the fridge for after. I'm going to suspect empty stomach as well, those beers had him pretty sloppy already, his tolerance does seem to be gone to shit thanks to the mead saga.
Real talk. Has Cobes ever thought about branding as ASMR content? He could break into a much larger and more lucrative market.
Cobes inability to save money is the main thing that keeps him from becoming that type of 24/7 always drunk alcoholic.
It’s true though, there is nothing he can do now where people won’t fuck with him. Nevermind that he’s partly to blame for that by broadcasting every part of his life to the internet and that usually includes the dumbest decisions a human can make, he can’t even go to the bar and play pool with his friends. Trolls slam their phones up with calls about the “widely known rapist youtuber” and shit. There is basic shit normal people can do that this guy is just not able to do anymore or it invites potential murder at the hands of the police, it’s fucking wild and cruel.
I’ve done that in my 20s in 3 hours and it required a hospital visit. This booger is lucky he’s alive.
The $60 pizzas would be pure lol to a more advanced alcoholic. You could get trashed for three days with $60, maybe even four or five if you cheap out.
Seizure made a great ASMR video in the same style a while back: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdXV32Kf3lg
“Tactical soap” is something that I would love to see exist, in the most un-ironic way I can imagine. Just think how clean you would look if the soap forces you to clean yourself.
I can't buy a 750ml of scotch or I will do this. I know people who would go through an entire handle on a big Saturday night back in college.
Wait until someone tells him about Everclear and how much of a badass you need to be to drink this “MANS DRINK”, because it’s 190 proof pure grain alcohol. Jord would actually seize up and keel over in the most spectacular way during a live stream. TWU!
He's already had his taste of everclear and absinthe, he doesn't seek them out though. They get sent to him. He put the cottoncandy cheese powder into the bottle of everclear to make it drinkable.
Makes sense that people already send him this shit. I guess he will forever be a girly drink kind of man. I’d still like to see him try to make a drink combo with Everclear in a live stream.
the thing with group homes as well is that even if you are retarded enough to be in one there are no promises they will let you in. there are plenty of homeless people roaming around with enough issues that they could also qualify for a group home but for one reason or another they did not make the cut. as far as cobes is concerned he is retarded as fuck but he is smart enough to stream and make videos in general. he knows how to go to the store and get food.
