Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

A small list of celebs who died of alcoholism-

Hank Williams - Enlarged Heart - 29
Curly (3 Stooges) - Stroke - 48
Billie Holiday - Liver Cirrhosis - 44
John Bonham (Led Zep) - Choked on his vom - 32
Capote - Liver failure - 59
Amy Winehouse - Alcohol poisoning - 27
Smash Mouth guy - Liver failure - 56
Hendrix - Choked on vom - 27
Verne Troyer (Mini Me) - Alcohol poisoning - 49
Bon Scott (ACDC) - Alcohol poisoning - 33

May the circle of protection be strengthened with Cobra's magic.
Keith Moon of The Who also died of alcoholism although it was a bit different. He died of an clomethiazole overdose, which he was prescribed to help quit drinking.

I doubt they still prescribe clomethiazole willy nilly since Keith Moon died in 1978, but it does go to show how serious quitting alcohol can be
 
Keith Moon of The Who also died of alcoholism although it was a bit different. He died of an clomethiazole overdose, which he was prescribed to help quit drinking.

I doubt they still prescribe clomethiazole willy nilly since Keith Moon died in 1978, but it does go to show how serious quitting alcohol can be
It's kind of crazy how prevalent alcohol is. There are very few drugs that will straight kill you from withdrawal but alcohol is one of them.
 
Keith Moon of The Who also died of alcoholism although it was a bit different. He died of an clomethiazole overdose, which he was prescribed to help quit drinking.

I doubt they still prescribe clomethiazole willy nilly since Keith Moon died in 1978, but it does go to show how serious quitting alcohol can be
Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones, another 27 Club member. The direct cause of death was drowning but it was obviously alcohol-related even if it was a deliberate suicide.
It's kind of crazy how prevalent alcohol is. There are very few drugs that will straight kill you from withdrawal but alcohol is one of them.
Most of the rock stars who died from it weren't really old enough for that kind of withdrawal, though, and died from extremely excessive overuse, like Hank Williams, Sr. and Brian Jones, who were fucked up enough from organ damage that it was readily visible on an autopsy even though they were in their 20s.
 
"What up youtoob! One of my of-age non-related fan girls sent me this cool rubik cube, she called it the lament configuration. After fidling with it I was taken by BDSM demons and I finally broke my dry spell. There was a guy there too but it is what it is, I'm not pissed off but I was disappointed. I now live in a dimension of pain and pleasure, it's very goth doodz."
lol, I thought of the Configuration playing some tinkling music box version of Crazy Train and opening up on its own while Cobes shouts "goddamnit...stop" at it like the grease fire in the French fries video.
 

I love how he's only got one fucking towel and it's a bath towel that he wipes everything up with be it vomit or spilled "mead"

New Cobraism
"I wanted to taste the labors of my fruit, yootoob."
What blows my mind is he never uses the sink for any of this and just gets the labors of his fruit all over the place.
 
What blows my mind is he never uses the sink for any of this and just gets the labors of his fruit all over the place.
And that he thinks using his hand to filter the liquid would work and also somehow not contaminant it. And that he uses his shirt to wipe up the spillage (doesn't he hat have a wet torso?) . And that he always driks his mean before any alcohol is made so hes just spending more money to make juices.
 
"What up youtoob! One of my of-age non-related fan girls sent me this cool rubik cube, she called it the lament configuration. After fidling with it I was taken by BDSM demons and I finally broke my dry spell. There was a guy there too but it is what it is, I'm not pissed off but I was disappointed. I now live in a dimension of pain and pleasure, it's very goth doodz."

Dude was probably the Chatterer.
 
Most of the rock stars who died from it weren't really old enough for that kind of withdrawal, though, and died from extremely excessive overuse, like Hank Williams, Sr. and Brian Jones
Hank Williams also starting drinking hard liquor at 13 and was doing morphine, heroin, Chloral Hydrate and a bunch of other shit for years. Cobes definitely isn't healthy but he isn't that bad yet. If anything gets him it's going to be a tooth infection.
 
Hank Williams also starting drinking hard liquor at 13 and was doing morphine, heroin, Chloral Hydrate and a bunch of other shit for years. Cobes definitely isn't healthy but he isn't that bad yet. If anything gets him it's going to be a tooth infection.
Or Sudden Duster Death. Or even more likely, doing something incredibly retarded while under the influence of all the other shit he does.
 
Or Sudden Duster Death. Or even more likely, doing something incredibly retarded while under the influence of all the other shit he does.
The duster death will be slow and painful. If he dies from that it will be from asphyxiation and not the brain damage. That’s going to take a lot longer to actually show and it will be more of a slow and continuous decline until he’s a complete vegetable.
 
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