Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Buckaroo]

Can someone give me Josh’s actual height? I’ve seen people say he’s short and people say he’s over 6’0.

I remember Josh saying something that suggested he thinks there's 10 inches in a foot, which might mean he's no taller than 5'10".

 

[Slim Boglim]

A guy contacted gynecomastiadad to warn him about the duster using his real phone number and clint left a nasty review for his business on Google

Based. It’s not anybodies place to contact harass somebody over their sons retarded YouTube channel.

 

[Cougar Pump]

Can someone give me Josh’s actual height? I’ve seen people say he’s short and people say he’s over 6’0.

I remember Josh saying something that suggested he thinks there's 10 inches in a foot, which might mean he's no taller than 5'10".

Based on the video the neighbor took recently, and a standard door height being about 6'7", somewhere around 5'10" to 6' seems about right. He's not short.

 

[curbside2]

Based on the video the neighbor took recently, and a standard door height being about 6'7", somewhere around 5'10" to 6' seems about right. He's not short.
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Damn, he’s not even standing straight there. Kind of shocked that Cobes has some height on him. If he’d taken care of himself that could have been an advantage.

 

[TMDWTFIU]

I remember Josh saying something that suggested he thinks there's 10 inches in a foot, which might mean he's no taller than 5'10".

Any time he mentions his height he says he's "five-foot-nine, six foot"

 

[Buckaroo]

Any time he mentions his height he says he's "five-foot-nine, six foot"

That's it, thanks man. Whenever someone says their height like that I generally assume the lower one or somewhere in the middle since most guys seem to round up out of insecurity.

 

[D_Tractor]

Tayleigh from Fishtank talks about Cobes. Apparently he would show puff to random people who facetimed him.

 

[HiveDull]

He really outdid himself by bringing his baby bottle to the family Christmas gathering. Cherry on top was during his apology video where he blames his family for "fucking with him."
Cobes is truly a Christmas miracle.

Is the next event going to be during New Years? I hope I don't have to wait until Valentine's Day for another pout stream.

 

[NoosJunki]

Tayleigh from Fishtank talks about Cobes. Apparently he would show puff to random people who facetimed him.

She looks like Mick Jagger with a vagina

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Is the next event going to be during New Years? I hope I don't have to wait until Valentine's Day for another pout stream.

The VD struggle with the seat cushion on the dead dog chair is definitely one of the underrated moments of 2023.

 

[bonified retard]

Can someone give me Josh’s actual height? I’ve seen people say he’s short and people say he’s over 6’0.

I hope this supercut helps answer your question.

I remember Josh saying something that suggested he thinks there's 10 inches in a foot.

He absolutely thinks there's 10 inches in a foot.

 

[curbside2]

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I hope this supercut helps answer your question.




He absolutely thinks there's 10 inches in a foot.
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That supercut just made me miss old Cobra. He was actually pretty fun back then. Now he's always a sad watch.

 

[Baby Cakes]

That supercut just made me miss old Cobra. He was actually pretty fun back then. Now he's always a sad watch.

I was explaining this to a normie who became concerned after I described Cobes to them. He wasn't always this bad. Sigh.

 

[Human Butthole]

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He absolutely thinks there's 10 inches in a foot.
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I wonder if he's blending Freedom Units and Metric units?

 

[Potion_Time]

I wonder if he's blending Freedom Units and Metric units?

More likely that he's just retarded and therefore rounding.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I was explaining this to a normie who became concerned after I described Cobes to them. He wasn't always this bad. Sigh.

I love how Cobes always moves the goalpost of deterioration. We’re in a perpetual state of “I miss Cobes from a few years ago, he’s gotten so much worse now” People were saying it in 2016 about Cobes from 2013. People were saying it in 2019 about Cobes from 2016, now we’re in 2023 saying it about Cobes from 2019. We’re gonna be looking back in 2026 at Cobes from 2023 thinking “god I miss this Cobes. He was much better before the 2024 Valentine’s Day “Flaming Cobra” incident. If only Clint made him follow the doctors instructions the skin grafts could have healed right.”

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I love how Cobes always moves the goalpost of deterioration. We’re in a perpetual state of “I miss Cobes from a few years ago, he’s gotten so much worse now” People were saying it in 2016 about Cobes from 2013. People were saying it in 2019 about Cobes from 2016, now we’re in 2023 saying it about Cobes from 2019. We’re gonna be looking back in 2026 at Cobes from 2023 thinking “god I miss this Cobes. He was much better before the 2024 Valentine’s Day “Flaming Cobra” incident. If only Clint made him follow the doctors instructions the skin grafts could have healed right.”

With the way He smokes an drinks him setting himself on fire is a distinct possibility sadly, and that's something I don't wish on anybody.

 

[AnOminous]

With the way He smokes an drinks him setting himself on fire is a distinct possibility sadly, and that's something I don't wish on anybody.

With the way he cooks and how he uses frying oil, it's not that unlikely he either gets badly splashed and ends up with a French fried face or sets a fire that kills him and everyone in his building.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

With the way He smokes an drinks him setting himself on fire is a distinct possibility sadly, and that's something I don't wish on anybody.

Cobes is immune to accidents so the only way he can die is by slow self destruction.

 

[semitooth]

i am very very shocked he has never had a seizure from complications of alcohol withdrawal.