Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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To complete the timeline of the whirlwind romance:
Her Ex gets booked 17th December, she is modded in Cobes' live 19th December.
Intense courtshipping starts.
You have been archiving enough stuff for this goblin to have her own thread, she's absolutely a lolcow and there's a lot of protentional for milk even when she moves on from Cobies
 
With NAL's history of camwhoring as recently as last July possibly, there now has been speculation she wants or wanted to profit financially, specifically from monetizing their sexual encounters.

Jessica Messica put two and two together yesterday (timestamp), as in: One recent clip, where NAL boasts, all the stupid bitches in her chat would pay her 5000 Dollars to see her fuck Cobra, and the other being the fact, that she indeed has a history of camwhoring. Combined with the now shut down Gofuckme, there is some plausibility to it. At least for NAL hoping this might be the outcome.
Also her exhibitionist behavior makes more sense in this context.

She hasn't stopped her incessant promotion tour online, which has been going on at least since the beginning of December IIRC.
At the moment she's sleeping on stream.
I'm honestly annoyed that the Gorlworld sphere is intersecting with the Cobraverse. Messica is a whore who does anything and everything for attention. Her making videos on NAL is the pot calling the kettle black. NAL is a alcoholic, potentially schizo, violent whore. Her pattern of going after and sending nudes to another Gorlworld favorite Sjam, who is a meek, weak, alcoholic, feeder for attention and to boost up her channel. Cobra seems like a easy mark for her because of the alcoholism and the Aspergers but Cobes seems very aloof about her. Yeah, another fangirl likes him. So be it. He really thinks of himself as a gothic bad boy. This fucking weirdo, even after a failing GFM, still wants to try to scam money from people to go and fuck him. Bitch, Cobes doesn't pay for pussy. He only needs to trade a cigarette and he could get better.
 
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The light from his computer shining off of his giant forehead is truly magical
 
You know the boy is obliterated when he starts doing vocal covers.

I knew it was only a matter of time before he was getting black out on stream again, that Clint mandate wasn't going to have an effect for too long. Boy was getting real sloppy there towards the end.

Funniest part of that stream was him reading off a donation that said "Hi King Cobra, I love you. My brother has autism." to which Josh responded with "Well....congratulations." 🤣
 
Bassturd. He already deleted the stream.

Also, there's no way in hell he knows what it means to digress. It's just something he's heard and now parrots.
 
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