Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[NoosJunki]

Bus Price:
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Driving in own car:
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Cost to rent car:
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Flight:
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Hitchhiking via being a lot lizard at truck stops: (about 83USD profit)
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Conclusion, even a severely mentally ill retard on government tugboat money could afford the trip.

She's not going to Casper, it's not about fucking Cobra, it's about grifting money. She's insane.

Cobra's troles rule his life so much that he finally decided to fuck someone who looked like one

 

[UncommonParlence]

Wife-to-be NakedAndLaughing is drunk morning streaming on her ban-evading second channel in an empty bathtub suicide baiting. She said she asked Cobra to pay for her to come visit but he rejected. https://www.youtube.com/live/xqiplD2bCmM?si=zchT__ESk9kF1S6m

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Unironically proud of the little guy.

He apparently didn't let her off gently either.

Sounds like the BOY! is acting like a MAN!

Not that he'd ever actually have the money but he could have strung her along like a chicken shit.

Ole nakedandtarded jumped the gun asking for money BEFORE putting out.

IF. IF she fucked Cobra I could totally see him bank rolling her to jack in the box and a morning after pill(and sloppy seconds on a giant bottle o'rot gut).
But ain't no way he's gonna pay for something he doesn't even know if he really wants.

He just likes the ego boost and dunkin' on trolles.

Good man, cobro. Good man.

 

[PetiteFeet]

NAL is deluding herself, our sexy goth badboy has a veritable army of fangirls a billion times sexier than her lining up to get their almonds wet TMDWU.
All the boglim king needs to do is wait. Weather permitting.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Chances Cobes will live to see 2025?

it could happen. i do not think the alcoholism alone will do him in that soon. the duster is an entirely different story. if he keeps using that shit he will die sooner rather than later especially if he does it off stream where nobody will know if he is passed out on the floor somewhere.

his teeth are also concerning because if they ever get a bad enough infection that it finds its way into his bloodstream he could also die from that. lord knows whatever other issues he may have that neither him or us know about since he never seems to go to a doctor for anything.

 

[snort beg snort]

I sometimes wonder how much money he could be making off DTTS. We know he won't turn it on because he is fragile and is too stupid to rake money in by just sitting there listening to insults and hard truths, but just imagine the money he's leaving on the table.

Dude only allows approved comments on his videos so you know it's never gonna happen but I think just one several hour stream with DTTS could make him tons of money. I'm thinking of all the weirdos chomping at the bit to get his attention or say some mean shit to him for the lols. There's gotta be a pretty significant number of viewers who would wanna take the opportunity, plus of course the odd whale here or there prepared to throw stupid donations at him for nothing.

When was the last time he actually had TTS donations anyway?

 

[Captain Ahab]

Can't cost that much to travel domestically in the US, seriously, get a fucking job or do ANYTHING to get whatever ticket yourself. Hell, save your govt money. GRIFTER.

One of the famous Warlord quotes from the golden era is him saying he needed a couple of days to come up with $5.

I don’t think you understand how shitty someone people’s lives can be.

 

[BlastMonk]

You know Broken Heart Syndrome? In a very old couple one of them dies and the other dies shortly there after. I wonder with cobras obession with Ozzy if his death will severly neagatively damage Cobra. he's tied a lot of his self image and self worth to ozzy due to his unhealthy obession with him. Either way when Ozzy des Cobra might just drink himself to death over it. you know he'll give himself permission to drink heavily over it 'im in mourning toobs'

 

[Slim Boglim]

You know Broken Heart Syndrome? In a very old couple one of them dies and the other dies shortly there after. I wonder with cobras obession with Ozzy if his death will severly neagatively damage Cobra. he's tied a lot of his self image and self worth to ozzy due to his unhealthy obession with him. Either way when Ozzy des Cobra might just drink himself to death over it. you know he'll give himself permission to drink heavily over it 'im in mourning toobs'

Ozzy’s death will be the 9/11 of the cobraverse. No, no, it myth be the holocaust of it. Whenever somebody in chat says Ozzy died cobra panics and googles right away and just the thought of Ozzy dying is enough to brung him tot he brink of tears. A lot of people overlook it but in the leaked discord call where Cobes beats up warlord the inciting incident was warlord drunkenly slurring “fuck ozzy”. Cobra had been annoyed and pissed off with warlords drunken antics the whole night but wasn’t aggressive but the minute Warlord said that Cobes was done with him . They went out for a smoke, Ian kicked warlords ass outside, they came back in, warlord confronted Cobes about why he didn’t defend him, Cobes tries to get warlord to leave and starts hurling slurs at him for insulting Ozzy, warlord gets aggressive, they fight, Cobes locks him out and smashes his phone.

Cobes was pretty patient and understanding with him and just passive aggressive until he insulted Ozzy and then Cobes was fully aggressive and calling him “drunk fucking faggot” to his face.

You raise a really interesting point in that Ozzy’s death will absolutely destroy him and in turn he’ll try to cope by getting drunk but the twist here is that Cobes coping mechanism when he’s really upset is to cheer himself up and improve his mood by getting drunk and listening to Ozzy. You can see it in the freak out a while back. People tried to swat him, he got really upset over it, and to cope with the negative emotions and low mood he got shitfaced listening to Ozzy. Now imagine if his coping mechanism, Ozzy’s trash music, was the source of his pain. It’ll cause a retarded alcohol feedback loop as he tries to drink and improve his mood with Ozzy music which will remind him his idol is dead so he’ll drink more and try to improve his mood with Ozzy music and so on

 

[BlastMonk]

improve his mood by getting drunk and listening to Ozzy.

Well normal people would go out of there way to listen to the music of a musician they like when they learn he/she died. Its how a lot of people feel a bit better that they still have their music. But yeah cobes might start spiralling since he can't deal with any emotions in a healthy way. Maybe he can listen to some other type of music. You're right it will be the 9/11 or the holocause event for the cobraverse, lets hope he doesn't get swatted by those retard redditor fags and the stream doesn't end early.

Does Cobra still think Ozzy will someday tour again or has he realised hes just too old for something that intense

Edit: Watching an old video of Cobra going to an ozzy concert, and he says he was blown away by a beatiful clocktower he saw. Is that the beginning of his clockwork mansion fantasy? In that case his biggest dream is tied to Ozzy.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Is that the beginning of his clockwork mansion fantasy ?

No lmao it's stupider than that, like a lot of his fixations the clocktower, as well as the magic wands for example, came from either children's cartoons or some other child's entertainment medium.

In the Clinterview he explains some of his obsessions and name drops that one.

 

[Xenomorph]

NAL is deluding herself, our sexy goth badboy has a veritable army of fangirls a billion times sexier than her lining up to get their almonds wet TMDWU.
All the boglim king needs to do is wait. Weather permitting.

IT'S "WALNUTS" WET NOT ALMONDS, TROLE

 

[snort beg snort]

Ozzy is not trash, trole

 

[BallBuster II]

and low mood he got shitfaced listening to Ozzy. Now imagine if his coping mechanism, Ozzy’s trash music, was the source of his pain. It’ll cause a retarded alcohol feedback loop as he tries to drink and improve his mood with Ozzy music which will remind him his idol is dead so he’ll drink more and try to improve his mood with Ozzy music and so on

Something to keep in mind is that a lot of Ozzy's music (and Black Sabbath's) are about addiction:

Suicide Solution
Demon Alcohol
Junkie
Under the Graveyard
Snowblind
Sweet Leaf
Fairies Wear Boots
Hand of Doom
Flying High Again
Supernaut
Killing Yourself to Live
Methademic
Trashed (while not Ozzy, it is still Black Sabbath)

 

[Bogliacci]

No trolle child it is you who will die, ozzy will live until he's 115 and he doesn't need to sign cobra his health is more important, enjoy the video responce trole child

 

[PetiteFeet]

I sometimes wonder how much money he could be making off DTTS. We know he won't turn it on because he is fragile and is too stupid to rake money in by just sitting there listening to insults and hard truths, but just imagine the money he's leaving on the table.

Dude only allows approved comments on his videos so you know it's never gonna happen but I think just one several hour stream with DTTS could make him tons of money. I'm thinking of all the weirdos chomping at the bit to get his attention or say some mean shit to him for the lols. There's gotta be a pretty significant number of viewers who would wanna take the opportunity, plus of course the odd whale here or there prepared to throw stupid donations at him for nothing.

When was the last time he actually had TTS donations anyway?

I thought the problem with DTTS was people got their money refunded, not that he's fragile and can't handle listening to the insults.
The poot-arc was the same.

IT'S "WALNUTS" WET NOT ALMONDS, TROLE

I'M A FAKE FAN! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

 

[NoosJunki]

The weekend after Ozzy dies is gonna be another "4 handles of cheap vodka" weekend

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I thought the problem with DTTS was people got their money refunded, not that he's fragile and can't handle listening to the insults.
The poot-arc was the same.

nope it's about the insults, avoiding chargebacks was a welcomed benefit he said. You forget, Cobra smashes his phone because of trolls text messaging him. He doesn't cope well with being bullied.

 

[fag0rz]

Seems optimistic to think Cobes will even outlive Ozzy at this point. With the amount of booze Josh is apparently consuming he could hit the jackpot anytime.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Seems optimistic to think Cobes will even outlive Ozzy at this point. With the amount of booze Josh is apparently consuming he could hit the jackpot anytime.

The duster is more likely to do it. People heavily drink for decades before dying. All it takes is one wrong huff and he's brain dead.

 

[Braowbun]

Something to keep in mind is that a lot of Ozzy's music (and Black Sabbath's) are about addiction:

Suicide Solution
Demon Alcohol
Junkie
Under the Graveyard
Snowblind
Sweet Leaf
Fairies Wear Boots
Hand of Doom
Flying High Again
Supernaut
Killing Yourself to Live
Methademic
Trashed (while not Ozzy, it is still Black Sabbath)

But also their Satanic and upside down cross's really meant shit. I think Iommi was somewhat interested after a while. They supposedly watched Black Sabbath at the local cinema.
Sure, Ozzy was perhaps a speed freak before Black Sabbath. But all of those biographies showing how crazy they were is always a big red flag for me.
So many of these songs are not about addiction. Enjoyment. Sure they cained some coke and Ozzy was a prick off of his head on booze.

Are you using the same old late 80's republican viewpoint of music creating miscreantes?
Perhaps I'm going overboard but Josh can't even recite Crazy Train