Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Sicko Hunter said:
Don't forget he literally attacked Warlord for saying Ozzy's music sucked
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Listen, he did not attack Warlord just for saying Ozzy's music sucks. That was the straw that broke the camel's back, no argument there, but he had been growing more and more irritated with Warlord that entire night. He went from hanging with Matt Green to hanging with the gay mooch he barely tolerates on a good day, who then proceeded to start shit with his neighbor and cause Cobra all sorts of headache. He wanted to kick Warlord's ass and the Ozzy thing was just the last thing Warlord said before it happened.

Similarly, he did not cry in his latest meltdown because cancer and AIDs are just too sad for him to ponder without tearing up. He broke his phone and was feeling very emotional and regretful, and he was looking for anything to justify letting some of that steam out.

I think the volatility of Cobra's reaction when Ozzy dies will depend on his mood and circumstances. Is he hungry? Does he have booze? Is he in the middle of a family fight? A huge trolling wave? etc.

Edit: And thinking on it now, Ozzy's death is almost certainly going to precede a huge trolling wave so that's going to be a factor
 
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The Blue Morpho said:
Listen, he did not attack Warlord just for saying Ozzy's music sucks. That was the straw that broke the camel's back, no argument there, but he had been growing more and more irritated with Warlord that entire night. He went from hanging with Matt Green to hanging with the gay mooch he barely tolerates on a good day, who then proceeded to start shit with his neighbor and cause Cobra all sorts of headache. He wanted to kick Warlord's ass and the Ozzy thing was just the last thing Warlord said before it happened.
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True but it's funnier to pretend it was just over the Ozzy comment though.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
If you woke up to find you were body swapped with Cobes for one day. What would you do for those 24 hours your consciousness inhabited his body?

how do you think he’d spend his 24 hours inhabiting your body?
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Between the rotting teeth and the alcohol withdrawals I think I would get a 30 rack of peach bud light, toss on DTTS to pay for it and fall asleep until I was back in my own body. If I got enough money I'd fix his bike while I was at it. Then I'd get back and recover from the hangover Cobes gave me and hope I didn't get too much duster in my brain.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
"Josh is very easy to hate" says the lolcow. How is the retard very easy to hate? How could you hate a retard who is literally rotting in solitude and filming it for our entertainment, unless of course you're a fucking loser who's legitimately jealous of a retard.
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These weens are 100% losers. Look at the wings a log who recently gave his kid a brain bleed and cared more about his car being damaged. No doubt every ween cobes has is on that same level.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Cobes is a unique case because he’s an impressionable retard. Normal people understand it’s just music and aren’t going to go out of their way to make life decisions based on it.

And then there’s Cobes who has dedicated his life to appearing goth, wants to appear as a “rockstar villain” to others, thinks drinking, smoking, and doing drugs is a badass part of living a rockstar lifestyle. He has the name of his favorite artist tattooed across his knuckles.

If you think that cobra hasn’t been influenced by Ozzy’s music and image and is actively trying to emulate it in the flawed way he perceives it then you’re one silly goose
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The funniest part is that Josh prefers Ozzy the character and not Ozzy the person. Ozzy the person changed years ago and has been a devout Christian for decades.
 
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Braowbun said:
But also their Satanic and upside down cross's really meant shit
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Not sure what exactly you are referring too, but the band as a whole has always been very religious, since their beginning in 1969. They are almost always wearing crucifixes, Iommi usually has them going down the neck of his guitars. They will use darker iconography for album covers, artwork, and stage shows, but I don't think I ever saw upside down crosses on anything they ever did. I could be wrong though.

The songs that weren't about addiction, were usually about religion and deeper life aspects:

A National Acrobat
After Forever
Lord of this World

And trust me I know how much of a poser Josh is when it comes to music and Ozzy in particular. Any long time metal fan can see that.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
If you woke up to find you were body swapped with Cobes for one day. What would you do for those 24 hours your consciousness inhabited his body?

how do you think he’d spend his 24 hours inhabiting your body?
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I would straight up shuffle out of my hovel and punch the nearest cop I see, maybe destroy some property as vindictively as possible.

May seem like a dick move, but him being in a prison system with forced detox, counselling, and all the sex he could want (whether he wanted it or not) would do him some good. You know he also wouldn’t be in a serious prison, just one for the mentally ill and other protected types.
 
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curbside2 said:
Religious Josh would be the greatest arc.
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Christian Josh would be hilarious.

It is revealing of his arrested development that he absolutely hates Christianity. All the gothic bad boy stuff he loves wouldn't exist without God also existing.

Part of what brought me to Josh back in the day was being into scene stuff growing up in the mid 2000s. I'm a normal dude now but the relevance of that is I still enjoy imagery, music and other forms of art that are "gothic". It's really fun to read books shilling the shit and books super critical of it. What makes the bogs mall goth ideology funny to me is that every person who seriously believes this shit past their teens is always super religious because one can't exist without the other. It's a simple revelation that reveals itself to anyone who cares about it past pissing off papa clint.
 
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Just remembered Nal existed from the video Josh made looking like a 90s worn-out gigolo having a power trip, and holy god she is the most boring thing ever thrown into this man's life -- She-beast just goes on and on and on on the most worthless topics -- May God carry whoever sifts through those lives through the pearly gates themselves.
 
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