Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Al Dente Alighieri said:
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Jesus Cobra you had to pick the one woman with fucking cocktail wiener nipples. I kinda feel bad for you little buddy, it seems like you’re being cuckolded by some mexican named Dennis.
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Who in their right mind would go anywhere near that warped, radioactive pussy. Let alone eat it out. If Cobes ever does that, the combined mouth and pussy germs might create new STD's unknown to science. Like some Nurgle-Slaanesh fuckery.
 
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Cobra is a bald autistic hermit with rotting teeth. Unless this girl has like an extra arm and a case of down syndrome, she's too good for him at this point.

He needs to be in one of those European programs where the government disburses funds to retards that they can use to pay prostitutes.

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I say let Kobes get his sloppy toppy and just be happy for him. They say don't stick your dick in crazy but what's crazy gonna take from him? She can't possibly do any worse than the reddit faggots and they're not even touching his peener.
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Yeah but the reddit faggots can't stab him or burn his apartment down through the internet, much as I'm sure they'd like to.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
I guess Josh’s new girlfriend’s been blowing her ex boyfriend Dennis on webcams.

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"We both have 6 year sexual dry spells" shocked Pikachu much? Lmao. Here's me shocked(not shocked).

Cobra stating that shit unironically was the dumbest thing I'd ever heard him say/believe.

Duh she's a lying whore. Duh she's playing cobra. All she's good for is shitting(literally) on.

Cobra was fucking up as soon as he considered her being anything other than a cum dumpster.

If you want to take a turn with the neighborhood slam pig, fine. But he's been talking marriage, kids, getting to know her, and ALL the absolute haram shit you don't do we the streets semen receptacle.

As long as he keeps it on some "she's basically just my cam whore, only cheaper(never has cobra tipped or interacted with a chatterbator. Only offjack) and more humiliating. If he doubles down on some emotional simp shit and defends her it's all over cobros.

How recent are these load chugs anyway? I wouldn't be surprised if she ended her lives crying to cobra and talking about their wedding and what to name their f.a.s. abominations with a diseased chode all up in her rotten gob.
 
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UncommonParlence said:
"We both have 6 year sexual dry spells" shocked Pikachu much? Lmao. Here's me shocked(not shocked).

Cobra stating that shit unironically was the dumbest thing I'd ever heard him say/believe.

Duh she's a lying whore. Duh she's playing cobra. All she's good for is shitting(literally) on.

Cobra was fucking up as soon as he considered her being anything other than a cum dumpster.

If you want to take a turn with the neighborhood slam pig, fine. But he's been talking marriage, kids, getting to know her, and ALL the absolute harm shit you don't do we the streets seen receptacle.

As long as he keeps it on some "she's basically just my cam whore, only cheaper(never has cobra tipped or interacted with a chatterbator. Only offjack) and more humiliating. If he doubles down on some emotional simp shit and defends her it's all over cobros.

How recent are these load chugs anyway? I wouldn't be surprised if she ended her lives crying to cobra and talking about their wedding and what to name their f.a.s. abominations with a diseased chode all up in her rotten gob.
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So he's pretty much becoming a more retarded version of iDubbz with an even trashier woman.
 
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He’s either gonna get really drunk to try and cope or fire up a live going completely off on her. The only reason I think he’ll be mad is because of the other guy, if she did it solo we all know he’d be a-okay with it. The Reddit screenshot from earlier in the thread made it seem like that’s just what he assumed was happening.
 
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Buster Scruggs said:
He’s either gonna get really drunk to try and cope or fire up a live going completely off on her. The only reason I think he’ll be mad is because of the other guy, if she did it solo we all know he’d be a-okay with it. The Reddit screenshot from earlier in the thread made it seem like that’s just what he assumed was happening.
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The fact that he's repeatedly said that they have sooooo much in common. Drinking, snakes, and THEY BOTH HAVE DRY SPELLS.

He's mentioned their dry spells ad nauseum. You know she told him that whopper again and again. And the big dummy swallowed it whole. That fact alone is humiliating in a demasculating way that trolls could never achieve mostly because he pulled the trigger on it himself. And there is 0% chance the trolls let him forget.

The copes for this will be byzantine and labyrinthian in their shear scope. How will he convince himself that he's still badass, that she's not a lying scammer, and that having nakedandlying is still a win.

And she just changed her relationship status, kek.

It's obviously not a surprise to anyone but cobra but he's the one who bragged about their 6 year(lmao) dry spell in common. I knew he was retarded but come on. I'd sooner believe cobra was about to submit his PhD thesis to MIT than nakedandtarded wasn't constantly fucking some criminal or other.

It's kind of sweet how naive cobra is. He thinks he's such a hard core Rockstar villain and he's out here thinking these "ladies" are basically virginal.

Why would she bother to tell such a verifiably stupid lie. Is it just a reflection of how abjectly stupid and retarded she thinks cobra is? Or is it a reflection of how retarded she is? A little from column a, a little from column b?
 
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Agares said:
"Jessica is a little too emotional for my taste, I'm sorry"
Smart move, Joshie BOY. She was Gothie 2.0 and no good for anybody.
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we all know shes batshit crazy. but damn, i at least wanted to see josh get his dick wet at least once. if for no other reason just to watch him on the downslide in a few months saying NAL was his soulmate and he messed everything up. we dont even get that now.
 
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Breakin in the new phone with a nice layer of grease from BRATS
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He yammered the whole video about cooking the brats til there was no pink left…the middle of that brat is still raw. He can’t even fully cook a brat. Good thing he has boglim belly and can eat everything from raw meat to cat food. TMDWU
 
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