Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I don’t feel like Cobes made a ‘good decision’ as much as he hit the ‘have to work with someone’ else point. Same with any of his meth whores.

He loves the attention, will lather up his carpets with some retard ropes, and then nope the second they want more than just kissing his ass. If they just kept up with telling him how awesome he is, great looking, etc. than this shit would still be going on.

Obviously don’t tell him what to do, whether good advice or not — I think that is the real deal breaker with him and why he will always be alone (beyond looking like a frog with carp lips).

As for him being violent, I think he would beat/rape the fuck outta someone if he thought he would be safe from getting in trouble. The old stereotype that bullies were bullied is 100% true in this case. All his weird fantasies are him basically torturing people and him being in charge.

He is no threat to anyone as long as he fears the law and Papa Nips
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
I don’t feel like Cobes made a ‘good decision’ as much as he hit the ‘have to work with someone’ else point.
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I agree. I think after she made it "facebook official" he started to internally panic and decided to shut it down under the guise of some nebulous reason.

I honestly don't think he's ever going to be with a woman again in his life because he's terrified of the idea. He's in denial of this though; he will make a thousand excuses before he ever ends his dry spell.
 
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Curious to see if he goes quiet in his cobra cave or if we're gonna get an unhinged drinking stream within the next week or so, especially with Valentine's coming up.
 
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The Cobes Extended Universe is surprisingly typical of communities of people who abuse substances in Middle America. If you hang out with drunks and dope fiends in any flyover state long enough you are bound to meet a woman who looks startlingly like Jessica and also sucks cock on camera for money.
 
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I know I'm like 5 pages late but that bitch is for sure crazy. BPD/NPD and some schizophrenia for sure. Manic shit certainly. Cobes for sure fakes hitting himself. That bitch is definitely hitting herself. You can hear and see the crazy. And you can tell with that walmart clip that shit isn't an act, that's genuine paranoia. You can't really fake a crazy like that. Some of yall lucky enough to not have been close to some real loonies but it feel like it's very obvious that women is not only severely mentally ill but also a substance abuser. You don't need a webmd or a medical history for this one. That's not a troll. Or a larp. That's what crazy looks like. Bat shit crazy. A world of hell you couldn't even fathom if you dated sort of crazy. If cobes got with her and she murdered him he'd be lucky. Chick's like this do far worse thay make you wish you were dead if you are unlucky enough to fall in love with one. She's no different than Daniel larson, it's the same sort of crazy.
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After watching Jessica a fair amount, she really does seem schizo. Her paranoia isn't bullshit. Whether that's mostly drug induced, hard to say.

Either way, Josh definitely dodged a bullet here. Whatever guy puts up with her shit and pays for her fat pussy out of extreme desperation, wew good luck.
 
Now that she’s presumably, hopefully, no longer going to be a figure in cobras life and her time in the cobraverse limelight is mostly over should she get her own thread? She’s clearly a fucking lolcow in her own right and it’ll prevent the cobra thread from becoming about her all the time
 
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This weirdo has been whining on her stream about cobes rejecting her for hours. She's pretty upset that he won't talk to her and she looks distraught beyond reason.

Chat is pretty pathetic too there's quite a few people legitimately emotionally invested in the love story of two retards who've never even met.

EDIT: he just showed up in chat talking shit. W cobes
 
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I know that he's still like 4~ months off, but is it feasible that he actually gets the button? If so I trully believe his motivation might legit spike, not "outside the house" streams spike, but 100% more regular streams - Just afraid that those backwater fags on the sub will try something like mass reporting his shit out of spite,.
 
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This weirdo has been whining on her stream about cobes rejecting her for hours. She's pretty upset that he won't talk to her and she looks distraught beyond reason.

Chat is pretty pathetic too there's quite a few people legitimately emotionally invested in the love story of two retards who've never even met.

EDIT: he just showed up in chat talking shit. W cobes
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What was he saying? I've tried sitting through her streams but she doesn't have the charm and innocence that Josh has. She also isn't unintentionally funny like the boy.
It's been pretty funny seeing Jord use vocabulary he has seen in movies and the internet in relation to getting into an argument with a potential partner. Constantly saying "Girl" as in "Girl please", using the term emotional manipulation every other sentence, criticizing her living situation. Those gender relations videos finally paying off.
Also Jessica is definitely gonna turn a corner on this stuff and become Josh's biggest troll. Would bet money that this is not the last we will see of Jessica, she is absolutely going to attempt to make Josh's life a living hell. We're very shortly going to see Jessica saying that she was trolling the entire time and was just trying to provide content, start leaking their private texts and accuse Josh of being a sicko.

This Valentine's Day is gonna be interesting.
 
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Josh telling somebody to get their life together is hilarious. Better not prove his point by smoking dirty gravity bong in your parent's driveway girl.

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Also Jessica is definitely gonna turn a corner on this stuff and become Josh's biggest troll. Would bet money that this is not the last we will see of Jessica, she is absolutely going to attempt to make Josh's life a living hell. We're very shortly going to see Jessica saying that she was trolling the entire time and was just trying to provide content, start leaking their private texts and accuse Josh of being a sicko.
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This will happen. She's desperate for any online attention, wants all the views, etc... and she has absolutely nothing to live for. She's going to leech of Josh's lolcow milk to the last drop.

Josh is honestly in a better situation than her.
 
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