Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[idkcumiguess]

Smh, he's not even treating Jessica right. He hasn't even given her a hot pocket yet - 3 MEAT and CHEEEZZZ

Proud of Cobes for ending his dry spell. I know I'm late, but this year is really the year of Cobra.

Also, does anyone know if Jessica is staying for an extended period of time?
If she does, wouldn't a Couch Chris 2.0 event happen where he loses his SSI?
I'm not caught up on the thread so, my bad if this has been asked already.

Edit: Changed formatting so post is a little more readable.

She can't be there any longer than 10 days according to M'lord. Will NAL leave without incident after those days are up? Who knows. Will he sperg out and try to make her leave before then? Seems likely. I think Clint will have to get involved.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

She can't be there any longer than 10 days according to M'lord. Will NAL leave without incident after those days are up? Who knows. Will he sperg out and try to make her leave before then? Seems likely. I think Clint will have to get involved.

I can see her kicking up a stink and her begging him to buy her a ticket home at least and him desperately Pan Handling a live stream to get shut of her.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

Has she always been known to be jealous? Getting her back up about girls from the 4th grade. Imaginary girls in chat

She strikes me as the type of lunatic BPD gf who would even be jealous of him giving too much attention to a well loved pet.

If his lizard going missing hadn‘t happened before her arrival, and had mysterious occurred after she showed up, I would be quick to blame her. She is that sort of crazy.

 

[Braowbun]

Grabbed this from their most recent non chat stream.
I saw the whole thing yesterday. What a fucking nightmare. I ended up just feeling really sorry for Cobes.
I have seen a few some of NAL's streams and she is abrasive and gross as fuck.
Now she has come for a baby and to fuck everything up.
Hope you enjoy what looks like a gun to his own head

 

[Crackhead Morticia]

Hi "Cobros." It's nice that we can come together to witness this act of God.

If you thought THAT was bonkers, get a fuckin load of THIS

https://youtu.be/daencjf1bMI?si=7Ve6Qtn9wm08U_Zx&t=5999

does this mean we're in-laws?

 

[Who Now]

The dirty hair would be enough grounds to boot her out

He doesn't even touch her
Getting my popcorn for end

 

[Check Your Roof]

You know, I was honestly starting to feel like I should put myself out there more. It's been 2 years for me. But then I see shit like this and I am just loving the single life toobz. Last woman I slept with, I was absolutely TERRIFIED of knocking up, because it was not the kind of woman I would ever want kids with. She texted me one night saying "I went to the doctor and got some bad news", and I was absolutely shitting myself the whole night until she told me she wasn't pregnant.

Cobes might actually be in danger here. Just think for a moment, imagine yourself in his situation? Would you not feel absolute panic and dread over the idea of having kids with this hag?

 

[zionlion1488]

No just been watching this guy on YouTube for awhile now and want to see his happiness go away, I mean, look how full of himself he was as soon as he got his nut to now... I just can't wait for the climax to this shit show.


I'm genuinely curious what he'd do if he lost "everything": the apartment, the channel, the subscribers he has. gained over the years.

Would he drink himself to death? Get sent to a group home and be forced to do better for himself? Like, what's his rock bottom and that'll come next?

At least his dry spell is over, reset that clock everybody.

Kys niggerfaggot

 

[Janny Jewsh]

idk which I'd want to see more, cobes lose his channel (and apartment), cobes get stabbed, or cobes get arrested for DV.

Would he drink himself to death? Get sent to a group home?

all 6 options are evil and result in no milk for us, dumb reddit nigger

 

[Pope Urban II]

Excuse me if late, but is the deleted stream archived anywhere?

can't seem to find it

 

[Janny Jewsh]

Excuse me if late, but is the deleted stream archived anywhere?

can't seem to find it

Cop enters at 1:08:00

What caused the stream to get shoaha'd:

 

[Shishou Dollars]

This might be the one time I can’t really blame Cobra for drinking

 

[Moody Fallon]

has anyone pointed out she looks exactly like hila klein?

 

[Raven-621]

No just been watching this guy on YouTube for awhile now and want to see his happiness go away, I mean, look how full of himself he was as soon as he got his nut to now... I just can't wait for the climax to this shit show…

I'm genuinely curious what he'd do if he lost "everything"

Yeah, this post has r*dditnigger alog written all over it.

 

[LiquidKid]

This has been on my mind for a while now, but no one seems to have brought it up…

Am I the only person who thinks that Cobes looks slightly like the lost twin brother of video game “journalist” Daniel Bloodworth?

 

[Raven-621]

The tragic irony of this situation. Cobra ends the dry spell, but is now stuck with this bridge troll. Like a zebra desperate for a drink that finally finds a stream, only to have its face ripped off by a crocodile.

Circle of protection on Cobes.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

that eyebrow raise non-verbally communicates:
"damn, this bitch is crazy, toobz"

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

The wizard finally has a hag witch and is miserable but don't forget redditors are very sad at his existence.

 

[Check Your Roof]

Can Clint somehow be made aware that his son is in grave danger? Should he be made aware? Would he care at this point?

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Can Clint somehow be made aware that his son is in grave danger? Should he be made aware? Would he care at this point?

I'm sure the last thing Clint wants is a retard-baby grandson and NAL as a daughter-in-law, but the trolls may have cried wolf too many times for him to notice unless Josh is the one who reaches out.