Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

BallBuster II said:
After Months of the mead saga, reddit losers sending dozens of door dash orders every stream, crumbling teeth, and puff escaping to lizard Valhalla, we need something new and I for one would welcome an unstable whore gracing Josh with her presence.
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This was an understatement. Especially the "unstable" part. We are in content heaven, and it is only going to get better from here. Strap in you cool Cobras, I think we are peaking.
 
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BallBuster II said:
Anyone got a super chat total for the night? I mean I saw $100 up on the board just when I joined. I’m assuming he cleared $300-400 easy but wouldn’t be surprised if it got up to $600. If not I’ll go through it tonight or tomorrow and tally it up.
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Okay so it looks like someone else grabbed totals of the two main streams, and it was around $1900.

I am doing an audit of the very first stream, and 10 minutes in our boy was sitting on around $205. I will edit this post with updated totals of that first stream in a few.

EDIT 1: At 30 minutes he was around $402. Fun note, he pinned a CA50.00 ($37 in US) and a ARS500.00 ($0.60 US) Super chat in his chat.

Edit 2 (Last Edit for this post): We were roughly at $750 by the end of the stream. This isn't including accurate conversion rates for some SCs, and missing $1-2 SCs that I didn't see from scrolling through the video (they won't show up at the top of the chat like $5+ ones will).

So on average Cobes made $562 an hour for the first stream he did.

Cobes net profit (Youtube will take 30%) from the first streams $750+ haul will come out to around $525.
 
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Check Your Roof said:
Can Clint somehow be made aware that his son is in grave danger? Should he be made aware? Would he care at this point?
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Clint is probably happy about the prospect of someone else taking care of Josh going forward and he’s probably happy Josh isn’t lonely anymore. He can’t really do anything to fix Josh’s life so he just maintains a positive and supportive outlook.

It’s funny that Josh has ended up with NAL considering his father knocked up and married someone of similar faculties. Everything comes full circle, youtube. A witches circle some may say.
 
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Check Your Roof said:
Cobes might actually be in danger here. Just think for a moment, imagine yourself in his situation? Would you not feel absolute panic and dread over the idea of having kids with this hag?
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Josh has the autism shield which blocks child support and any legal trouble unless he does something extreme. He'll be fine as long as he can drag her out his apartment and change his locks.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
Clint is probably happy about the prospect of someone else taking care of Josh going forward and he’s probably happy Josh isn’t lonely anymore. He can’t really do anything to fix Josh’s life so he just maintains a positive and supportive outlook.

It’s funny that Josh has ended up with NAL considering his father knocked up and married someone of similar faculties. Everything comes full circle, youtube. A witches circle some may say.
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What's a NAL?
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Josh has the autism shield which blocks child support and any legal trouble unless he does something extreme. He'll be fine as long as he can drag her out his apartment and change his locks.
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Josh will never be rid of this hag. Jessica is the type of crazy that once you engage with will always be floating in your peripheral no matter how much you protest. Jessica, like it or not, is going to be a figure in Jord's life for at least the next year regardless if she is in his good graces or not. Josh is definitely going to be looping about her, positive or negative, for some time to come.

I just really hope Josh has enough good sense about him to protect his channel from her. I was damn proud of the boy putting a stop to her taking her clothes off on stream but it seems when he gets drunk he just doesn't have enough wits to stop it. Jessica definitely doesn't want the channel to get nuked though, that would end her payday, but it seems she is too stupid to stop herself from disrobing and making Jord's Cobra spit live on camera.

I'm really surprised she hasn't gone live from Josh's apartment on her own channel. I was really hoping we'd get a behind the scenes look at what Jord gets up to when the stream isn't on. Maybe Mi Lord laid down the law and banned her from streaming while in his apartment.
 
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BallBuster II said:
Okay so it looks like someone else grabbed totals of the two main streams, and it was around $1900.

I am doing an audit of the very first stream, and 10 minutes in our boy was sitting on around $205. I will edit this post with updated totals of that first stream in a few.

EDIT 1: At 30 minutes he was around $402. Fun note, he pinned a CA50.00 ($37 in US) and a ARS500.00 ($0.60 US) Super chat in his chat.
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Yeah Jessica is staying forever. FOR EVER. Get used to her, it's her channel now.
 
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Damn I wish I caught that deleted stream in full. All these clips are nuts. Caught a little bit of it when Kiwi and Smokey watched it as it was going on 2H4S last night.

Also Boglim Chronicles confirmed in Rogue’s chat that he too archived the stream.

This arc is one of the most interesting in awhile.
 
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Josh will never be rid of this hag. Jessica is the type of crazy that once you engage with will always be floating in your peripheral no matter how much you protest. Jessica, like it or not, is going to be a figure in Jord's life for at least the next year regardless if she is in his good graces or not. Josh is definitely going to be looping about her, positive or negative, for some time to come.

I just really hope Josh has enough good sense about him to protect his channel from her. I was damn proud of the boy putting a stop to her taking her clothes off on stream but it seems when he gets drunk he just doesn't have enough wits to stop it. Jessica definitely doesn't want the channel to get nuked though, that would end her payday, but it seems she is too stupid to stop herself from disrobing and making Jord's Cobra spit live on camera.

I'm really surprised she hasn't gone live from Josh's apartment on her own channel. I was really hoping we'd get a behind the scenes look at what Jord gets up to when the stream isn't on. Maybe Mi Lord laid down the law and banned her from streaming while in his apartment.
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even if he kicked her out of the door right now she would still be a figure in the cobraverse for a while.

i see a few possibilities:
  • things go positive
    • they keep a online relationship thing going, he talks about her on stream, she talks about him on her stream. possibly some more week long visit.
  • things go negative.
    • cobes loops for the next year about the negative things about this. she chimps out against him on her channel. maybe we see some back and forth bickering on stream. much content is to be had.
  • she doesnt leave.
    • she gets her hooks into cobes and he isnt able to kick her out. maybe this visit, maybe next visit, but it is possible she has settle in her mind that this is now her nest and she isnt going to give it up.
either way we are in for some cobra content that isnt the same rehashed stale cobes sits alone drinking saying the same things he always says in every video.
 
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I_R_Octopus said:
No just been watching this guy on YouTube for awhile now and want to see his happiness go away, I mean, look how full of himself he was as soon as he got his nut to now... I just can't wait for the climax to this shit show.


I'm genuinely curious what he'd do if he lost "everything": the apartment, the channel, the subscribers he has. gained over the years.

Would he drink himself to death? Get sent to a group home and be forced to do better for himself? Like, what's his rock bottom and that'll come next?

At least his dry spell is over, reset that clock everybody.
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Ain't no rock bottom, toobz.
 
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