Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Sicko Hunter]

The only Cobra content creator that actually matters or actually makes content. Well Bitesize's documentaries are pretty good but he really seems like a boring english fag with no personality

I don't know what Bitesize could have said or done that would make you think that. He's always put out well edited high quality videos and he was the OG clip channel making Cobes endless streams watchable.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Speaking of which, I've found the perfect engagement ring for her:
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Then after she gets pregnant he could come on stream and make a joke about having shot Cobra's venom into her.

Haha.

*puke*

Either way. Stephanie> Jessica

For sure, that reflects the declining state of his life.
With Steph (assuming I'm not getting my women mixed up) he was on a pretty good path for a tard, I'm pretty sure he even first banged her in the bathroom at the job corp like any respectable guy would. He seemed like he might be on his way up towards normalcy.

Nowadays he's a deteriorting man on a path to nowhere, with by far his strongest point being that he has his own place. A boglim befits a bog hag like NAL.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Then after she gets pregnant he could come on stream and make a joke about having shot Cobra's venom into her.

Haha.

*puke*

I’m sure her eggs are no good. Let’s hope she’s barren

 

[UncommonParlence]

I’m sure her eggs are no good. Let’s hope she’s barren

I don't know... the powers of bpd can do things... that shouldn't be done.

 

['Ole Dente]

Thanks for the correction. I'm new to the cobes lore so I might get my girls mixed up.

Stephanie is the first girlfriend. She likes polyamorous relationships with wiccans and ass sex.

Summer is the second. She’s some undead variant of a furry who looks like a man and eventually wanted to be one, which made Cobra say “No matter what she transitions into my dick will still be bigger so.”

There’s an alleged pregnant woman who has three ways with Cobra and his friend for a single cigarette but who knows if that actually happened.

There’s Gothie, she’s a confirmed meth addict who chased him away by taking a violently loud period shit on camera.

There’s two sex dolls he’s fucked and dismembered.

There’s two completely fictional women invented by Scotty, his burnt out and deceased friend.

And then there’s his longest love, the one he met in high school, the one he keeps naked pictures of to hammer off to, the one that got away:

Spoiler

Alexander Warlord Campbell.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I’m sure her eggs are no good. Let’s hope she’s barren

She's 38, perimenopause doesn't happen for most women until around 45. If Josh is really nutting in that crazy pussy, he better be scared. I wouldn't be surprised if she's trying to get pregnant too.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Stephanie is the first girlfriend. She likes polyamorous relationships with wiccans and ass sex.

Summer is the second. She’s some undead variant of a furry who looks like a man and eventually wanted to be one, which made Cobra say “No matter what she transitions into my dick will still be bigger so.”

There’s an alleged pregnant woman who has three ways with Cobra and his friend for a single cigarette but who knows if that actually happened.

There’s Gothie, she’s a confirmed meth addict who chased him away by taking a violently loud period shit on camera.

There’s two sex dolls he’s fucked and dismembered.

There’s two completely fictional women invented by Scotty, his burnt out and deceased friend.

And then there’s his longest love, the one he met in high school, the one he keeps naked pictures of to hammer off to, the one that got away:

Spoiler

Alexander Warlord Campbell.

Yes and he had sex with that woman who was either cheating on her man or just got dumped. She was pretty cute and in a video. I wanna say this was 2017? Photos somewhere floating around.

Cobra said it would be fun to build his son a clock tower play house. Severus Saunders here we come!

 

[Ambient Occlusion]

Cobra said it would be fun to build his son a clock tower play house. Severus Saunders here we come!

There's a scene in the new Beavis and Butthead series where the two of them imagine what it would be like to have kids. It's exactly how I picture Josh would imagine himself as a dad.

 

[Hennimore]

I was a little surprised we didn't get a stream today as I figured Josh would be streaming everyday that she is here so he can have some kind of escape from her but then I realized that Jessica is probably constantly telling him to turn the stream on so she can farm money which is triggering Josh's ODD causing him to not want to stream.

"It's my channel and I'll turn the stream on when I want to."

Hopefully she shuts the fuck up about it at some point so we can get some more kino between the two of them.

 

[Meiwaku]

Stephanie is the first girlfriend. She likes polyamorous relationships with wiccans and ass sex.

And niggers, apparently... She looks the most normal too

Summer is the second. She’s some undead variant of a furry who looks like a man and eventually wanted to be one, which made Cobra say “No matter what she transitions into my dick will still be bigger so.”

based

-sic-

Didn't Goocheese also try for him to which he said "no way man" ?

 

[Frog Man]

Uj

I can see this being a BIG bone of contention if she refuses to leave, also wouldn't put it past Reddit to have already sent letters in her name to Josh's apartment to try and get an eviction saga going, after letting her know what squatters rights are to try an chivvy along a 2nd eviction saga.

This speculation and worry is understandable. Hasn't it been stated though that Joshie talked to the landlord about her leaving and the landlord is aware of his streams and what can happen in his life? Pretty sure the landlord will help Josh throw this crazy out and ignore any attmepts made to make cobes look bad. Maybe I'm too optimistic?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

She's 38, perimenopause doesn't happen for most women until around 45. If Josh is really nutting in that crazy pussy, he better be scared. I wouldn't be surprised if she's trying to get pregnant too.

I’m taking about a malformation of her uterus or something like that. If there’s a god, please don’t let these two have kids.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

No activity for 16 hours...
Did they...
A) Finally leave the apartment to get weed
B) Get into a huge fight
C) Create new viral, bacterial, and fungal strains by dipping and dabbing in her crust hole all day
D) Start making wands with clints supervision
E) Go out for a wholesome dinner and movie date like normal people

 

[Ponzo]

No activity for 16 hours...
Did they...
A) Finally leave the apartment to get weed
B) Get into a huge fight
C) Create new viral, bacterial, and fungal strains by dipping and dabbing in her crust hole all day
D) Start making wands with clints supervision
E) Go out for a wholesome dinner and movie date like normal people

NAL left a community post on her channel 4 hours ago but thats about it

The video in question

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

What a weekend bois! What a start to 2024. I'm going to buy a lottery ticket. TMDWU.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

No activity for 16 hours...
Did they...
A) Finally leave the apartment to get weed
B) Get into a huge fight
C) Create new viral, bacterial, and fungal strains by dipping and dabbing in her crust hole all day
D) Start making wands with clints supervision
E) Go out for a wholesome dinner and movie date like normal people

I'm hoping she got stolen by a junkie for the scrap metal

 

[lol cow supreme]

Speaking of which, I've found the perfect engagement ring for her:
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OMG another Jafar ring...Chantal will be pig mad someone else getting a Jafar ring she never got... I'm ok with this happening.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Speaking of which, I've found the perfect engagement ring for her:
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He'd fucking love this. Cobes would never take this ring off, he'd be buried with it.

 

[Eyesore City]

Someone should door dash Cobes some rope and duct tape.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Stephanie is the first girlfriend. She likes polyamorous relationships with wiccans and ass sex.

Summer is the second. She’s some undead variant of a furry who looks like a man and eventually wanted to be one, which made Cobra say “No matter what she transitions into my dick will still be bigger so.”

There’s an alleged pregnant woman who has three ways with Cobra and his friend for a single cigarette but who knows if that actually happened.

There’s Gothie, she’s a confirmed meth addict who chased him away by taking a violently loud period shit on camera.

There’s two sex dolls he’s fucked and dismembered.

There’s two completely fictional women invented by Scotty, his burnt out and deceased friend.

And then there’s his longest love, the one he met in high school, the one he keeps naked pictures of to hammer off to, the one that got away:

Spoiler

Alexander Warlord Campbell.

There were a couple of one night stands he had with some, somehow, alright looking women. Seizure had photos of them in one of his videos. I just remember Ami.