Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[lurkin]

I can only imagine what's going on in Clint's mind during that car ride.

If he had any self awareness he'd enjoy the rich irony of it all, but from what Ive seen he is as delusional as cobes so he should suffer.

 

[TheTourist]

How old is NaL? Like 40? Might not have to worry about that she might be an empty egg carton

Barb Chandler was 41 (or 42?) when she gave birth to Christine Weston Chandler. Maybe the stars will align and we'll be blessed with the coming of the Final, Greatest Lolcow to exist.

 

[Haloperidol]

Something tells me neither of them are the most fertile people.

You’d think, but white trash tends to find a way.

Cobes is probably relieved for the moment but I don’t know, absence makes the heart grow fonder and I think he’s gonna start, ugh, missing her sooner or later. He’ll forget how annoying she was and only remember that Wendy’s pussy and invite her right back. Many such cases, toobz.

 

[fukkit]

I am fiending for a foodhack or a drink combo

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

God, imagine being stuck next to this creature on a plane. Like you saw her screaming obscenities into her phone while waiting at the terminal only to find out her seat was right next to yours.

 

[FatalTater]

None of this will be the slightest bit amusing if they have a kid.
It will go from circus sideshow to horrific tragedy.
Fingers crossed for low fertility followed by early menopause.

 

[Lolcow Rodeo Clown]

They're just posing for him dude

Cobra's GTA camera roll: https://ibb.co/album/w7hVLc?page=2&seek=M7R1N8V

Aw, c'mon. This is normal.

 

[Xenomorph]

God this creature is a vile HAGRAVEN

 

[Devious Dave]

Ralph got thrown out just for, well we don't actually know the truth, he was a Xanny zombie presumably being loud and retarded. However, he had a baby and battered wife with him which would probably influence the decision to remove him from the flight a bit more than just a foul mouthed crusty cooch swamp witch.

Ralph was kicked off a delta flight for being drunk and arguing with an attendant the flight had already left the gate too which Is a huge deal to have it taxied back to the gate for an unruly passenger I have no idea how he's still allowed to fly on any airline

 

[Sicko Hunter]

New Snake bones

 

[007Eleven]

"Please fasten your seatbelts as we are about to takeoff."

*sniff sniff

"Smells like Wendy's in here."

 

[Xenomorph]

So how many times did Cobes and Jessica see Angie for pills?

 

[Captain Ahab]

King cobras rarely inject their venom.

The dry spell was broken. The hag has left. The channel is standing. Get fucked, Reddit.

 

[Rotogravure]

We've boarded our flight out of Denver to Virginia. We cut out streaming mid gangway, so I don't expect we'll be back until we land. Estimated landing time is approximately 12:09am Eastern.

May Godbear help all the souls on the plane with her.



EDIT: UPDATE!

We're not even out of the gate yet! Weather sucks! Gonna try again at 8 Mountain time, which means they are NOT deplaning right now.



Keep your eye on IG and Twitter for people posting about a raging woman spewing obscenities.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Sadly not the Double Down, which was canceled. Cobra isn't mad that KFC canceled the Double Down. Even though the Double Down was canceled by KFC.

They canceled the double down? KFC canceled the double down? They canceled the double down. KFC canceled the double down. They canceled the double down! KFC canceled the double down! They canceled the double down?! KFC canceled the double down?!

 

[Eyesore City]

He was putting the gun in his mouth while it was loaded though, right? I remember a stream where the people in it were freaking out specifically cuz the damn thing was loaded. Or am I going insane?

It was one of Courtney's streams. He never put it in his mouth that I recall. He was drunk and started playing with it and Courtney did her giggly "noo, Josh, noo!" thing. He then loaded it cause he thought he was being cute and unloaded it after a minute.

Here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebYdsucV2_M

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

Why is the sound quality on the streams so bad now?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

It was one of Courtney's streams. He never put it in his mouth that I recall. He was drunk and started playing with it and Courtney did her giggly "noo, Josh, noo!" thing. He then loaded it cause he thought he was being cute and unloaded it after a minute.

Here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebYdsucV2_M

Clint must have given him a stern talking to after that incident because we haven't seen the shotgun since. Cobra said he still has it though.

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

It was one of Courtney's streams. He never put it in his mouth that I recall. He was drunk and started playing with it and Courtney did her giggly "noo, Josh, noo!" thing. He then loaded it cause he thought he was being cute and unloaded it after a minute.

Here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebYdsucV2_M

Courtney is a White trash piece of shit worse than Cobes or anyone else who lives in Casper. Cobra is just a dude who just looks like a rejected Fields of The Nephilim member or someone who wandered away from a crust punk homeless encampment that stza is somehow landlord of.

 

[El Duce]

Cobra's GTA camera roll: https://ibb.co/album/w7hVLc?page=2&seek=M7R1N8V

Isn't that the tranny Vanilla Unicorn stripper in his camera roll? Male voice and all that.