Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Slim Boglim]

My lady brought me home chicken tacos last night while I was rebuilding a PC it was sick as fuck mate. It might not be on the level of peaches rings and an infected penis but she does what she can.

Yeah well I hear my girl coming in the door right now and by the smell of it she’s brought me some Wendy’s

Edit: nvm that was the smell of her unwashed pussy

 

[Galeocerdo]

I'm so glad that she's out of there, she's so revolting. Probably the worst content this year aside from the "6 year dry spell ended" news.
Would Cobra from green basement/old apartment even give Jessica the time of day or has he accepted that this is the best he could muster given his situation?

So I brought up a clip of him from his recent stream where he says "His trolls are mad they haven't got girlfriends and if they do they're super ugly and trapped in that situation". It stunk like massive amounts of projection/cope.
Historically we have to be real, Cobra's standards have always been as low as they come, as long as it's got a pulse and is an "Of age female" then he doesn't fucking care how much of a troglodyte, junkie, crazy or w/e it is, he'll stick his cock in it without hesitation. We have to remember he cheated on "The most pretty girl he's ever been with" for some pregnant chick in the back of a van for a pack of smokes and booze... With his fat room mate.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

For you, or anybody who may have missed it; I believe this is the most recent full apartment tour we've gotten. There is another, higher quality version of this I can't find right now; and possibly one other apartment tour from last year some time iirc.

Incredible! It's pretty clean and organised. More than my bloody place.

I get heart palpatations seeing the chisels arranged behind the lathe though. Thanks for this.

I have been watching NAL on and off today on her 8hr stream and she is strikingly sane and engaging positively with her chat. Completely different to the insanity of the last week.

Alcohol is a hell of a drug. It does make some people insane. She's been rather relatable today. I'm starting to have feelings that it would be nice if these two can have a romance without being severely harassed. Everyone deserves a little bit of joy.

IIRC one or some of the posters that followed NAL from her orbiting the beauty salon cows(?) mentioned they were of the opinion NAL actually does just want someone in her life, a man that really does love and want her.

I'm swaying more towards this at present. I read the post you talk about 30-50 odd pages back which references her old Livejournal. When she's not a raging drunk (i.e. today, so far) you can buy into the sad, lonely 40 year old woman thing.

I think she's more manipulative in the moment when the opportunity arises, more so than concocting any plan longer than a couple of hours before she gets too fucked up to follow through or remember it.

This will play out over the next couple of weeks or months. Preggo NAL complicates things, if it happens. If NAL can get enough confidence to not give in to the really toxic trolling (Josh no doubt giving her pointers), we could get some very good content. Imagine if Josh flew to her (less likely), or the next time NAL goes to Casper we get some old-school outside streams (more likely???).

 

[Small G genocide]

Call local PD and let them know this happens. Ask they give you a call when get these calls come in. Hell, he could give them his YouTube channel link so can see his stream and him just being a drunk retard. I know Cobes is too dumb/lazy to actually do anything like this, but Papa nips could arrange it.

I know some people who get swatted frequently will literally call the police department before they go live to let them know they’re live streaming and any calls reporting their address will be bogus. I’m nit sure how well that works cause cops and paramedics/fire dept are obligated to check in anyways otherwise it’d be as easy as saying “hey somebody is gonna prank call saying there’s a maniac shooting up a Wendy’s just ignore it.” And then go shoot yo a Wendy’s but there might be a precedent if there’s many swatting attempts, bogus wellness checks, etc on the record

I was under the impression that if you were the frequent target of swatting, the only solution is to contact the PD, pay them a fee to have 2 uniformed officers sit outside your residence, and then they give a heads up to any swat/police teams who get called in. Sam Hyde mentioned the cost of this was quite high during fishtank s1/s2.

The neghole pozzing over cobe's latest saga is regrettably too high. NAL's reactions to this stuff are some of the worst content I've ever endured. She really suffers from that "Low IQ / No instincts on how to deal with cops" stuff you see on so many bodycam channels. Remember, the redditors hate him so viscerally because he once called an empty spray can a "jewbag" in a fit of rage 10 years ago.

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

She got pregnant? I hope he at least said 666 before he gave her the first dosage of his comeuppance.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

She got pregnant? I hope he at least said 666 before he gave her the first dose of his comeuppance.

She's definitely floating the idea that she might be pregnant to Cobra. Whether or not it's true, who knows. It's not like Cobes would question the paternity anyway.

 

[Tsais]

She's definitely floating the idea that she might be pregnant to Cobra. Whether or not it's true, who knows. It's not like Cobes would question the paternity anyway.

It'll be months before we have a coherent idea of what the heck is going on.

 

[Deez Nuts]

So I brought up a clip of him from his recent stream where he says "His trolls are mad they haven't got girlfriends and if they do they're super ugly and trapped in that situation". It stunk like massive amounts of projection/cope.
Historically we have to be real, Cobra's standards have always been as low as they come, as long as it's got a pulse and is an "Of age female" then he doesn't fucking care how much of a troglodyte, junkie, crazy or w/e it is, he'll stick his cock in it without hesitation. We have to remember he cheated on "The most pretty girl he's ever been with" for some pregnant chick in the back of a van for a pack of smokes and booze... With his fat room mate.

His low standards are precisely why he gets laid. He knows punching down is always a sure fire way to get a woman. He didn’t even have to leave his apartment or do anything to make this happen. It’s kind of amazing.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

I’m sure it will be another victim of SIDS

As terrible as it is to even think this, I kind of hope NAL miscarries if in the event any test comes back positive. No child should have to have that swamp witch as a mother.

 

[Kenny Motherfuckin Powers]

New video posted to Facebook;

 

[Mr. Manchester]

She's definitely floating the idea that she might be pregnant to Cobra. Whether or not it's true, who knows. It's not like Cobes would question the paternity anyway.

It's the mother of all hag tricks. If Cobes somehow realizes that maybe getting entangled by a deranged swamp woman might be a bad idea she can always go, "I MIGHT BE PREGNANT JOSHY I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE THE TESTS ARE FUCKED UP" and boom, knocked up or not Cobes is manipulated into being the boyfriend for another month. I can only hope that somehow Cobra's retardation loops around and he ignores her out of some perceived slight.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Boglim baby?

Spoiler

 

[ASeabear8952]

Uh oh toobs…


UH OH TOOBS

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Uh oh toobs…
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UH OH TOOBS
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I'm kinda burned out on this already. I dont like her, her streams are terrible. It was funny for a bit, but now its just sad. She's disgusting to look at, her personality is abhorrent and when they heavy pet each other on camera i feel like vomiting.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Boglim baby?

I believe it is technically called a ‘botchling’

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Uh oh toobs…
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UH OH TOOBS
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Herpes coming in nicely, twu. Dicks gonna look like a pickle.

 

[Tsais]

New video posted to Facebook;
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Cobra's got that proverbial pep in his step but if I was watching this without knowing about the budding romance with the rejected Weird Sister, I'd just think he'd had a brain aneurysm.

I believe it is technically called a ‘botchling’

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Incorrect. The proper term is "creature from the black lagoon."

 

[Rotogravure]

New video posted to Facebook;
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I never once in my life thought I would see someone try to channel Andrew Dice Clay post 1993. But here we are.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

*Cobes lights up a smoke, shaking out his homeless vet jacket*
"So big fucking Jessica was sitting on her fat fucking tuffit, eating some chili her way, the ghost of puffs came down and sat down beside her and said, "Hey bitch, what's in the bowl? Yaaa hear?!"
*Cobes takes another drag*

 

[Galeocerdo]

His low standards are precisely why he gets laid. He knows punching down is always a sure fire way to get a woman. He didn’t even have to leave his apartment or do anything to make this happen. It’s kind of amazing.

I mean, he didn't get laid for 6 years so the pay off isn't exactly working.
It's just this whole idea he has any semblance of control or objectivity when pussy is offered to him. It's a minor miracle he hasn't been catfished more honestly... Then again boys AI driven shit is on the up and up, how long before weens fuck with lolcows with a fully AI generated catfish?