Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

['Ole Dente]

pointed it right at his own face, classy.

That's what you do with a new gun that you probably chambered a round into and totally forgot about. He was just checking the rifling TROL

Clint must have not seen the more recent Discord footage of him dicking around with his shotgun while blackout drunk.

He's seen that because the redditors send him everything immediately, it's probably why the boy isn't allowed to keep the ammo in his house anymore. Gotta go see daddy if he wants to go shootin'.

 

[TheTourist]

Clint must have not seen the more recent Discord footage of him dicking around with his shotgun while blackout drunk.

Guns aren't very magical, why isn't Cobes more reliant on his wands?

 

['Ole Dente]

Guns aren't very magical, why isn't Cobes more reliant on his wands?

Technology we don't understand is indistinguishable from magic, and since Cobra understands nothing because he's a megaretard, ergo, everything is magic.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Guns aren't very magical, why isn't Cobes more reliant on his wands?

It was black and green, those colors are magic dood.

 

[Slim Boglim]

JM has posted DMs between NAL and Ariel (archive):
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I don't know who is running things in terms of funding her travel, but they might want to consider making her ticket dependent on her providing proof of receiving a shot of depo provera (birth control, good for 3 months).

“He came in me every day… multiple times”
Reposting this now that it’s more relevant than ever. This was right after they went off screen to fuck. I was just memeing figuring it could have been anything but he really was giving her bogpies and that really is a bogpie seeping through leggings. Wowzers.

 

[Meow Zedong]

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Someone please tell me this picture floating around isn't real. Please for the love of God tell me they're not going to be involving a child in this shit show.

Unless I'm missing something, this looks like a negative test to me

 

[ASeabear8952]

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Someone please tell me this picture floating around isn't real. Please for the love of God tell me they're not going to be involving a child in this shit show.

Doesn’t help that she’s not showing the whole pregnant/not pregnant thing.

 

[Meow Zedong]

Doesn’t help that she’s not showing the whole pregnant/not pregnant thing.

I'm 99% sure it's negative. Here is an example of a similar test I found online. The small oval is the control.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

The photo NAL posted is most definitely negative. It doesn't even have evaporation lines, which can sometimes lead people to think they have a false positive. Her's is unquestionably negative.

It does say something that she's covering the portion that explains this. She's just fishing for attention

 

[Extra Dainty Gorl]

Since she hasn't gotten a thread of her own (yet), she's been live for about 4 hours now, and for at least the first 2.5 hours was a combination of half-drunk/half-hungover rambling about "joshy", whining at chat, thanking some paypig for buying her a cat water fountain, and sitting around without pants or underwear and vomit in her hair (and on her face) after passing out from drinking at least a pint of rum and/or vodka on a livestream last night.

Spoiler: that ain't hair gel

 

[the rat]

It’s really simple too. this is just what she’s wanted the whole time. She hasn’t hid her intentions (well?) , and she made zero effort to prevent this before coming into this situation. She’s 40, not 17. She knew exactly what she was doing. Birth control is easily accessible in VA, and would have been completely free for her. No out of pocket cost.

This evil bitch is going to trap him ruin his fucking life no way she isn't plotting this.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I'm glad Cobes broke his dryspell but if the result is a bog baby, then I don't think I want Cobes to be happy and getting laid.. NAL being gross and obnoxious is one thing but bringing a child into this mix?
Please 2024 don't do this to Cobra. To the baby. Don't.

 

[ADHD]

after passing out from drinking at least a pint of rum and/or vodka on a livestream last night.

Stream is located here for those who didn't see it and are interested (JM snipe here). She was so drunk she overflowed her shot glass.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Do you think pieces of decaying flesh and rotten tooth came off while he was eating LN's puss?

 

[fukkit]

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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Less cobra, more retarded komodo dragon.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

New video it's worth watching has some nasty close ups of his teeth

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

New video it's worth watching has some nasty close ups of his teeth

Better not drink your girly drinks, BOY!

 

[bonified retard]

Surely this "unopened" bottle of Vodka that was mysteriously left at his door with insults written all over it is safe to consume, and not tampered with at all.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Normally any developement in the Cobraverse is interesting.

Him banging that disgusting whore = funny

Creampies seeping through leggings = classic Cobes

Teeth falling out = hilarious

Two retards having a kid with neither capable of taking care of themselves = not funny and actually sad

I just want shitty food reviews, drunk rants and falls, and teeth randomly falling out. A botchling isn’t entertainment