Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Sicko Hunter said:
As much as I like Cobes it would be a lie to say he's not a bad person. Like he's not an actual evil malicious person who harms others like Cyraxx or Chris Chan but he's egotistical, incredibly dumb, arrogant, short tempered, self centered etc etc. To say he has a flawed personality would be an understatement.
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Dont get it twisted me saying he’s not a bad person isn’t meant to imply I think he’s a good person. I’m just saying the morality of the boglim is irrelevant. Good person, bad person. Who gives a shit? What does it matter in the grand scheme of laughing at his antics? I don’t view him in terms of good or bad because it just seems asinine to try and quantify his antics in that context. It’s generally an asinine way to quantify people in general anyways because people are incredibly complex and are constantly changing. “Bad people” are capable of doing good things. “Good people” are capable of doing bad things. What type of penis pinching moron takes it upon themselves to wring their hands over the actions of a retarded man in Wyoming and weigh his wrongdoings against his good deeds to come to a consensus on if he’s “good” or “bad”. What’s there to gain? it’s as bad as “duh why don’t Clint put dis guy in group home” conversations cause it just goes around in a circle like a king cobra eating its own tail.

The correct answer to the question of “is Cobes a good/bad person?” Is always “It doesn’t matter.”

Edit: just to clarify I wasn’t implying you’re a penis pincher for considering it. Just moreso the (mostly redditors) who raise the question as a discussion or debating over it. Whenever I see a “is Cobes good/bad?” Posed as a question my eyes roll to the back of my skull
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
She's 39. Not even officially middle aged.
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You're right. She isn't middle aged. She's beyond middle age. The average American lifespan is 75 years, that means that middle age is actually 37 years old. If you add in all her bad habits I'd say she's about 3/4ths done with life and will probably check out sometime in her 50s.
 
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When you're on struggle street youtoob and you're craving pizza, hit up lil squeezers and pay $20 for some bread and garlic flavor seed oil (tip not included)
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
FFS, I checked the website and he could get two large pepperoni pizzas and the two cups of dip for the same price.
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doordash and its ilk is all around jewery: a gig "employment" with no benefits/job security/hope for advancement delivering overpriced goyslop to poor/stupid niggercattle
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
FFS, I checked the website and he could get two large pepperoni pizzas and the two cups of dip for the same price.
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add on 30 bucks for the door dashing. His last fucking video he said he order a burger twice in one day. that's like 80 bucks or more. I swear he's lucky to have his pay piggies.

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She's 39. Not even officially middle aged.
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true, but she's almost there, and she really let her body go. there are people in their late 40s who look younger than her
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
add on 30 bucks for the door dashing. His last fucking video he said he order a burger twice in one day. that's like 80 bucks or more. I swear he's lucky to have his pay piggies.
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I use DoorDash sometimes when working late at the office and I don't have time or energy to make or get something on the way home. Prices and fees aren't as bad if you choose a restaurant that actually does take-out or delivery vs. a fast food place. Definitely not something you want to do all the time but not much different from the cost of having a pizza delivered.

If you look at the prices for something like Wendy's or McDonald's it's insanely marked up, but that's where the real moneymaking is for these services. $7 for a spicy chicken sandwich or Big Mac and $4 for a cup of chili or a medium fry. Food hack it like Cobra and it's a $50 burger.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
I use DoorDash sometimes when working late at the office and I don't have time or energy to make or get something on the way home. Prices and fees aren't as bad if you choose a restaurant that actually does take-out or delivery vs. a fast food place. Definitely not something you want to do all the time but not much different from the cost of having a pizza delivered.

If you look at the prices for something like Wendy's or McDonald's it's insanely marked up, but that's where the real moneymaking is for these services. $7 for a spicy chicken sandwich or Big Mac and $4 for a cup of chili or a medium fry. Food hack it like Cobra and it's a $50 burger.
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First time I went in a MacDs for like 5 years, was pretty late at night, and it was rammed, with only doordash/ubereats guys with the kind of looks on their faces you associate with shortly - after-the battle scenes on war films. A strange silence.

They must be making crazy money - the fast food places, I mean.
It also seems like just less people leave the house ever at all now to do things like go on nights out, and pour into a macdonalds drunk in the early hours.
So yeah.
Music venues and shit are dying, fast food etc are creaming it in.
I've pretty much accepted by this point that humanity has lost in general. Very recently, it's hit the point of no hope of return.
 
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AfghanBlue said:
They must be making crazy money - the fast food places, I mean.
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Much less than you'd think. The apps often take a flat 30% cut, which is huge on the already low margins for many places. I don't think this economy is going to be sustainable long term, I think there's some sort of systemic realignment with restaurants, even fast food places, shutting down in droves, especially if the manpower shortage continues.

Also in my experience this is much less the case in Europe and Asia, it really seems to be in particular a North American ailment. I think depending on cars so much makes it easy to barnacle in place, which was only exacerbated by the lock-downs.

Edit: All kind of off topic, but legitimately I wonder how Josh would cope if he suddenly lost access to Door Dash. Does his dad even take him grocery shopping anymore?
 
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AfghanBlue said:
It also seems like just less people leave the house ever at all now to do things like go on nights out, and pour into a macdonalds drunk in the early hours.
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It actually seems like a lot of places have cut their hours to only be open as long as their delivery window on DoorDash. The only place still consistently open late has been Taco Bell...when I was in college it was right on the way back to the house from my favorite bar so I made plenty of runs south of the border.

It's a good thing if people aren't drinking and driving to get food, but otherwise it sucks. Something special about those late nights and wandering back that you just can't get sitting at home.

The cops are no doubt pissed they've lost out on the easiest arrests of all...the classic "passed out in the Taco Bell drive-thru at 2am".
 
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Mellow Malevolent said:
Edit: All kind of off topic, but legitimately I wonder how Josh would cope if he suddenly lost access to Door Dash. Does his dad even take him grocery shopping anymore?
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It'd probably start a saga of Cobes actually having to leave the Cobra Cave to head out into public.
Josh begging for Lyft on livestream or just walking to places.
You damn well know the paypigs would cover those expenses.

I'm honestly surprised that Cobes hasn't started packing on pounds and going full on Boogie levels of obese.
The guy lives a very seditary lifestyle and his diet consists of mainly fast food, soda, and booze.
 
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