Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bogliacci]

I've seen some people saying she was blowing up an air mattress. Hasn't she been sleeping in his black light nightmare bed?

And the couch

 

[Rotogravure]

Why do we think he was unconscious? In the clip the shadows happen right after he asks for his rum. So he was awake and conscious right before. It is muted quickly so she probably initiated and then baconators were made. Unless I am missing something?

You're not. There was proof of life mere moments before the shadow play. I don't know why people are trying to make Jessica out to be this mastermind methhead. She can and does ruin her reputation well all on her own.

 

[Ran-chan]

It really does look like she's trying to make his cobra spit in that clip but it could just as easily be her faking shit for attention. Highly doubt this "unconscious" conjecture though.

 

[whogoesthere]

Either they fucked, or she was trying to troll the chat. I think rape is a bit of a fantasy. Cobes would give her the floorlord treatment if the Kings Member was tampered with.

I think Methica is just sex crazed, and Cobes is happy to go along with it for the free pussy and ending of the dry spell.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I mean, everyone talks about Cobes' dry-spell, but how long since NAL got some? The characterization of her as sex-crazed seems maybe off, unless I've missed something about her habits (she seems like a mostly-reclusive bath and box pisser, occasional Walmart parking lot drunk). It's probably been a while since she got a mildly enthusiastic dicking.

I'm still yet to see anything to convince me they aren't actually mutually attracted to each other, albeit maybe in a desperate kind of way. Her wanting to fuck the Boglim may be completely outside our own comprehension, but I kinda think she does want to. And a woman having a sex drive, even one directed at someone we find repulsive, isn't hyper-sexual. Middle aged ladies be horny. It's a thing.

Her being hot for his lil Cobes doesn't mean she also wants his money. It could absolutely be both. And so far I think it is. It would be cute if she was more stable and less likely to ruin what he's built for himself.

And he was awake, you guys. C'mon. She's gross enough, we don't need to add rape to her lore. Yet, at least.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

The characterization of her as sex-crazed seems maybe off

IMO I think if you have a chaturbate, and have uploaded multiple videos to it, you can be legally called sex-crazed.

Plus the whole sex marathon 7-day edition, on someone she barely talk to/know after first meet.

 

[AnOminous]

A harsh reminder to never stick your dick in crazy.
Enduring a dry spell is always preferable to a grimy bog hog like NAL. Stay safe lads.

Tbh I'd rather outright cut my dick off and troon out before I'd bang that vile thing.

 

[Deez Nuts]

I mean, everyone talks about Cobes' dry-spell, but how long since NAL got some? The characterization of her as sex-crazed seems maybe off, unless I've missed something about her habits (she seems like a mostly-reclusive bath and box pisser, occasional Walmart parking lot drunk). It's probably been a while since she got a mildly enthusiastic dicking.

I'm still yet to see anything to convince me they aren't actually mutually attracted to each other, albeit maybe in a desperate kind of way. Her wanting to fuck the Boglim may be completely outside our own comprehension, but I kinda think she does want to. And a woman having a sex drive, even one directed at someone we find repulsive, isn't hyper-sexual. Middle aged ladies be horny. It's a thing.

Her being hot for his lil Cobes doesn't mean she also wants his money. It could absolutely be both. And so far I think it is. It would be cute if she was more stable and less likely to ruin what he's built for himself.

And he was awake, you guys. C'mon. She's gross enough, we don't need to add rape to her lore. Yet, at least.

To her Josh is a guy with a roof over his head and income. He also treats her decently well. She may genuinely find him attractive in some way. I don’t get it but who knows. NAL’s personality is repulsive and she has nothing going for her in life. Her options are a bit limited. Not many men are going to put up with the screaming fits and terrible shit she says and does.

 

[Hellblazer]

Unless she was being hyperbolic, she said more than once that she was adopted, and made reference to her birth parents abandoning and rejecting her when and she was born.

Clipped the part of the stream where she talks about having a birth mother who abandoned her, but having issues uploading the clips.

Transcribed below, to best of my ability:
"I have mother figures abandon me telling me I'm worthless piece of shit....it's like why was I born to a first mother when two other fake whore faggot fucks can't love me either. And they want to abandon me just like my original birth mother."

The clip seems to upload ok, but I can't seem to post it. I'll

 

[ADHD]

Plus the whole sex marathon 7-day edition, on someone she barely talk to/know after first meet.

She already decided she wanted to have sex with him before she went there, and she was only able to go there because someone else was kind enough to pay for her ticket. Why wouldn't she make the most of the time she had, when there was no guarantee of future trips?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

She may genuinely find him attractive in some way. I don’t get it but who knows.

Extra mayo on that baconator heheheh yettttttttth

 

[Rotogravure]

To her Josh is a guy with a roof over his head and income. He also treats her decently well. She may genuinely find him attractive in some way. I don’t get it but who knows. NAL’s personality is repulsive and she has nothing going for her in life. Her options are a bit limited. Not many men are going to put up with the screaming fits and terrible shit she says and does.

This, and as I (and others) have said before. She absolutely just wants to be loved and wanted. I don't know how long her dry spell was (I forget when her pron vid was made) but I'm sure it had been a couple of years at least. She glomped on to FTW and was madly, irrevocably in love with that lovely specimen until jail/luxi/whatever happened and he was literally no longer available to her. She picked Joshie out a short time later. I'm sure somewhere in her trauma riddled brain she may have thought he was too "awful" to reject her perhaps, but I also think she does like him -- mostly because he puts up with (for now) her shit. He largely lets her talk all over him, and despite telling her no on some things, has generally let her do what she wants when she's at his place.

If (when) this ends, she's gonna either bitch piss and moan for months or immediately find someone else to be her savior of love.

Also, she is not adopted. She is just mental and hates her parents.

 

[Halloween23]

To her Josh is a guy with a roof over his head and income. He also treats her decently well. She may genuinely find him attractive in some way. I don’t get it but who knows. NAL’s personality is repulsive and she has nothing going for her in life. Her options are a bit limited. Not many men are going to put up with the screaming fits and terrible shit she says and does.

I live in Virginia too and girls of NAL's archetype are not all that uncommon. Yes, she is exceptionally off-putting but there are a lot of skanky white trash girls out there who will hook up with ANYONE as long as it gives them a place to stay. The most common pairing is 40 year old pill addicts who shack up with lonely old men who live off SSDI.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I don't know. Josh is self aware enough to know that he shouldn't have kids. He's said many times that he's not in a position financially to have a child. So its sort of fucked if a hag takes advantage of him and gets him to impregnate her despite this. I know he could technically refuse sex but the dude is basically a monkey so there's no way that's going to happen.

If she does manage to follow through with this master plan, what will happen if the spawn is born? Neither one of them is fit to parent and there is a shit ton of video evidence to support it. CPS would surely step in at some point. So would Jessica's parents raise it? Would it end up in the foster system?

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

Also we kind of skipped over the fact that she’s already had her Pyrex dishware shipped to his apartment.

That was some of the stuff she was unpacking last night.
That is another level of crazy. She is covertly moving in, by shipping her cooking kitchen stuff there?

This takes Chantal Foodie Beauty‘s trick of leaving stuff behind in a guy’s house to another level. NAL is shipping herself in!

 

[Mushroom King]

Women fucking ruin everything.

 

[Hellblazer]

This, and as I (and others) have said before. She absolutely just wants to be loved and wanted.

Personally, I agree. I've had interactions with people like Jessica. There's a book about BPD called 'I hate you - don't leave me.' There are criticisms of it, but the title has always stuck with me, because I think it's pretty bang on in some cases. I don't know if she has BPD, though - do you know if she's said anything about a diagnosis?

I don't know how long her dry spell was (I forget when her pron vid was made) but I'm sure it had been a couple of years at least. She glomped on to FTW and was madly, irrevocably in love with that lovely specimen until jail/luxi/whatever happened and he was literally no longer available to her. She picked Joshie out a short time later. I'm sure somewhere in her trauma riddled brain she may have thought he was too "awful" to reject her perhaps, but I also think she does like him -- mostly because he puts up with (for now) her shit. He largely lets her talk all over him, and despite telling her no on some things, has generally let her do what she wants when she's at his place.

That's a lot of lore! Is this information on KF, or elsewhere? She needs her own thread sooo badly.

Also, she is not adopted. She is just mental and hates her parents.

Yeah, I wondered if she was making it up.

Here's the link to the stream where she talks about it. If it doesn't take you the right timestamp, its 35 mins in. She mentions it more than once.

I take it she's not mentioned it before?

Why do we think he was unconscious? In the clip the shadows happen right after he asks for his rum. So he was awake and conscious right before. It is muted quickly so she probably initiated and then baconators were made. Unless I am missing something?

Yup, I agree. I dont think he was asleep. He woke up and coughed, then farted. Jessica asked him if the fart was a 'squeaker or a squeezer' (or some other weird/gross question) and he muttered something at her.

He probably wasn't fully all there though - but I'm not going to get into the ethics of whether he could consent or not, but I think that rape is probably too strong a word. At worst she took advantage of him - which is also wrong.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

IMO I think if you have a chaturbate, and have uploaded multiple videos to it, you can be legally called sex-crazed.

Plus the whole sex marathon 7-day edition, on someone she barely talk to/know after first meet.

I'm not denying she makes Bad Pussy Choices, but if she's not fucking a different random dude every week I dunno if I'd call her Hyper-sexual. Agree to disagree.

Also, they are long-distance star-crossed Boglims so a lot of sex is going to naturally be what's up when a real life visit occurs.

 

[D_Tractor]

I live in Virginia too and girls of NAL's archetype are not all that uncommon. Yes, she is exceptionally off-putting but there are a lot of skanky white trash girls out there who will hook up with ANYONE as long as it gives them a place to stay. The most common pairing is 40 year old pill addicts who shack up with lonely old men who live off SSDI.

Virginia beach / Norfolk especially is full of incredibly trashy people.

Also we kind of skipped over the fact that she’s already had her Pyrex dishware shipped to his apartment.

That was some of the stuff she was unpacking last night.
That is another level of crazy. She is covertly moving in, by shipping her cooking kitchen stuff there?

This takes Chantal Foodie Beauty‘s trick of leaving stuff behind in a guy’s house to another level. NAL is shipping herself in!

I think she's doing it to establish official residency to make it harder for Cobes to legally kick her out.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

At worst she took advantage of him - which is also wrong.

Real question: how often is Cobes not inebriated to the point of his consent being questionable? Her too, for that matter. They're both pretty much always off their faces.