Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[semitooth]

She might have flooded the laundry room at Josh's apartment complex.
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the fucking WHIRRRR sound it was making holy shit
that water is so fucking nasty too

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

the fucking WHIRRRR sound it was making holy shit
that water is so fucking nasty too

I wonder if her "plumbing work" had anything to do with that.

There's fucking 20 pages of it? Wtf. That's a LOT of online fuckin'. It seems to mostly be from the summer of 2016. I wasn't brave enough to actually watch but you can see more than enough in the thumbnails. You think cobes has seen any of this? Think he'd enjoy watching bog hag get railed by other dudes? Lol, tnwu.

It was always the same Hispanic guy who she was sucking off too. Imagine all the footage of your GF fucking her ex being public domain like that. The troles must be messaging Cobes this shit nonstop and it definitely gets under his skin.

 

[Twinkie]

It doesn't appear that she did anything wrong there, to be fair.

What reasonable person would expect that you couldn't use two washing machines at the same time in a room full of washing machines? That doesn't make sense. It's not normal. And it's the landlord's problem.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Ah I see she's back to arguing with the chat about the dumbest shit.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Cobra and NAL sex video. It's not an if it's a when.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Cobra and NAL sex video. It's not an if it's a when.

We already got one a couple nights ago when she sucked him off off-camera. Or when she stroked the Bog-hog through his pants last time.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

We already got one a couple nights ago when she sucked him off off-camera. Or when she stroked the Bog-hog through his pants last time.

That was only shadows and a rub. I'm talking about full hardcore. It's going to happen and eventually we will all have to see it.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I always wondered where he was getting his info too, and then it hit me, Israel advertises heavily on youtube, that's literally the only reason that Cobes has heard of the ongoing conflict at all. I haven't watched a youtube ad in my life, because I have adblock but Cobes sits through dozens of them a day.

It also explains his hatred of Palestinians. He's a sexy gothic rebel but believes everything advertisers or the government tells him.

What I believe happened was Josh heard one of the Youtubers he follows or someone on Facebook mention Palestinians raping hostages and that of course set off his hatred of sickos and that's why he hates Palestinians. I don't think it's deeper then that. The people on the subreddit trying to say "He should be pro Palestine because he has bullies!" are assuming he even has enough knowledge about the conflict to understand what that means. He does not. He has zero idea what he's talking about.

 

[Bogliacci]

Imagine being a mad at a peanut head retard for being uninformed on something happening 6700 miles away

 

['Ole Dente]

What I believe happened was Josh heard one of the Youtubers he follows or someone on Facebook mention Palestinians raping hostages and that of course set off his hatred of sickos and that's why he hates Palestinians. I don't think it's deeper than that. The people on the subreddit trying to say "He should be pro Palestine because he has bullies!" are assuming he even has enough knowledge about the conflict to understand what that means. He does not. He has zero idea what he's talking about.

The only think Cobra knows is the first sentence that comes to mind, followed by “Ya know?”

 

[D_Tractor]

What I believe happened was Josh heard one of the Youtubers he follows or someone on Facebook mention Palestinians raping hostages and that of course set off his hatred of sickos and that's why he hates Palestinians. I don't think it's deeper then that. The people on the subreddit trying to say "He should be pro Palestine because he has bullies!" are assuming he even has enough knowledge about the conflict to understand what that means. He does not. He has zero idea what he's talking about.

He simply doesn't know the difference between Hamas and Palestinians.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

We missed this gem from earlier with NAL going outside and streaming in glorious 144p while you can hear Josh yelling in the background. I have so many questions.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Imagine if she actually gets Josh in trouble with his landlord. The noise complaints have to have been off the charts this week.

part of me wonders if she wants him to get kicked out on purpose so they have to get a new place to stay which she can have more control over and essentially take over clints part in things. though that would require her to actually be clever enough to think that far ahead which i do not think she is able to do.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

part of me wonders if she wants him to get kicked out on purpose so they have to get a new place to stay which she can have more control over and essentially take over clints part in things. though that would require her to actually be clever enough to think that far ahead which i do not think she is able to do.

She's naturally manipulative but she's also no Machiavellian mastermind.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

I think it’s more like she is doing housewifey things for him, like going to Walmart, doing the laundry, buying him a plant, cleaning up the bathroom... in the hopes he will keep her around.

We‘ve already seen flashes of ‘I’m being taken for granted’ style grumbles while she was sulking in the bathroom when he was watching the comedy special with his friend after sushi.

So she isn’t doing all these good deeds out of the goodness of her heart, they are all part of her plan, to be thrown back in his face sooner rather than later.

I don’t think Cobes is going to give a fuck though.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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We missed this gem from earlier with NAL going outside and streaming in glorious 144p while you can hear Josh yelling in the background. I have so many questions.

You can hear him saying somewhat clearly "The fucking EMT's!" so I assume some troll put in another false call of him overdosing.

 

[AnOminous]

She can't get through a fucking bath without screaming at the top of her lungs with her parents in the other room. This does not have a happy ending.

That screaming is something else. I swear to God, I was raised by my dad that you never ever hit a woman, but that hideous screeching would get Gandhi whipping out a Glock.

What a fucking maroon

Hideous wacko or not I'll have to give her that one. Letting something like that persist and not fixing it is real shithole ghetto stuff. I renew my statement that this is not a normal apartment building but one step above a group home.

What I believe happened was Josh heard one of the Youtubers he follows or someone on Facebook mention Palestinians raping hostages and that of course set off his hatred of sickos and that's why he hates Palestinians.

He has a head full of emptiness but an at least partly good heart which makes him better than Chris-Chan.

He simply doesn't know the difference between Hamas and Palestinians.

Fatah was just as bad. Possibly even worse.

But yeah, ordinary people do live in Palestine, even Christians. I feel for the people getting their lives fucked up over all this shit. Almost everyone knows this has to have a two-state solution eventually, but any time it seems remotely possible, one side or the other torpedoes it because they'd get immediately unelected without an external threat.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

That screaming is something else. I swear to God, I was raised by my dad that you never ever hit a woman, but that hideous screeching would get Gandhi whipping out a Glock.

I fuckin’ hate it. I hate it how randomly she fluctuates her voice. “Josh, YOU told ME YOU’LL get me SOME WEED!”
I swear she’s special needs or something. People who are mentally challenged usually can’t control their voices.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I think it’s more like she is doing housewifey things for him, like going to Walmart, doing the laundry, buying him a plant, cleaning up the bathroom... in the hopes he will keep her around.

We‘ve already seen flashes of ‘I’m being taken for granted’ style grumbles while she was sulking in the bathroom when he was watching the comedy special with his friend after sushi.

So she isn’t doing all these good deeds out of the goodness of her heart, they are all part of her plan, to be thrown back in his face sooner rather than later.

I don’t think Cobes is going to give a fuck though.

agreed. it is going to be very interesting when she realizes cobes gives zero fucks about that type of stuff and would be more than happy banging a female clone of himself especially if she somehow managed to look decent enough.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

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