🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Incel Death Note]

She just said JOSHY BOUGHT THE BRATS. "Joshy loves me. He bought me two things of bratwurst *hacks loogie*"
So that huge abusive fight was over him cooking food he bought.

 

[ADHD]

Cobra is about to go live

 

[Grape Garden]

Love the veiled plans of making money to move there…that’s code for PAY UP, FAGGOTS. I’ll donate if she gets a real job in the real world…jk she just said YouTube would be the job. Oh shit…the king is about to go live.

 

[Slim Boglim]

We’re so back

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Anddddddd it's a begging stream ugh

 

[Ketamine Kat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1GELsbXAwo

Dorklord is streaming, still white knighting the creature. Delusional frogmouth.

 

[Agares]

Cobra is about to go live
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y1GELsbXAwo

Dammit troles lose again. He went live and I'M SICK OF ITTTTTTT!

Oh god he's OD'ing on the Jessica copium.

 

[deadson]

Ooof.

"Jessica is a good woman"

Someone help the boglim with that reality check.

Edit: It was the trolls too!

 

[Lolcow Rodeo Clown]

The troles can't handle that Josh has a hot and of age girlfriend.
Everything that happened was because of the troles, who can't handle that Jessica is both hot and of age.
Fuck my youtube troles, they are miserable cunts who can't handle that I've never complained about my neighbors.
Also, Jessica is hot and of age. The troles can't handle it.

Here's the thing of it: Not only is she hot doodt, she's twice of-age and:

​

cis-gendered​

consenting​

alive​

non-related​

Not in a coma ​

There​

Farts openly​

Has all her limbs​

Speaks English​

Not a burn victim​

Currently not incarcerated​

Under the age of 60​

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Troles are seething and coping that Cobes has found an amazing woman that checks all these boxes and lives up to his lofty standards and their just mad that they can't find a woman like Jessica in their local truck stop parking lot. It's just sad, to be honest.

 

[Agares]

Welp it's confirmed shit went down on his Bday. Let the speculation begin. We'd know by now if it weren't for all the retarded ass weens and glass tappers.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Just checked his etsy.

You too can own a piece of overpriced kingcobrajfs boglin-scented, lotlizard worn pants. That is what is up toobz.

 

[Slim Boglim]

He’s like one of those 13 year old girls that completely unprompted brings up shit that they’re “don’t wanna talk about” lmao

“Yeah shit sucks but I don’t wanna get into that right now”

Then why even bring it up?

Also confirmed it was totally Jessica’s fault “it wasn’t even just her fault to be honest… it was also my YouTube trolls”

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

"I could also use the money over the next couple of months."

Cobes is thinking ahead a couple of months, very unusual!

 

[Incel Death Note]

"Jessica just needs people to love her in her life, that's all"
For fuck's sake Cobes. Have all those Terrence Popp videos taught you nothing?

Chat getting the stankface.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

That Ross Michael guy is a total tard.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Welp it's confirmed shit went down on his Bday. Let the speculation begin. We'd know by now if it weren't for all the retarded ass weens and glass tappers.

Eviction notice for sure I’ve been keeping an eye on apartments for rent in Casper Wyoming and what do you know. I’m pretty sure I remember that being his apartment from the people posting it constantly in r/the_boglim

 

[Agares]

"All will be revealed when the time is more appropriate."
I think it might be eviction 2.0...

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Nearly 2000 people watching right now I legitimately think Cobes might be getting the most views of any lolcow period. Not sure even Chris Chan gets those numbers. TWU

 

[Agares]

God, imagine the shenanigans if the ends up moving back in with Clint. No idea how they'll find another apartment for him with today's housing crisis and all.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I don't think it will ever happen. He won't leave his comfort zone in the cobra den.

Other than him being a neet now, he's deathly afraid of flying. He would never get on the plane the only way it would happen is with Clint holding his hand for the trip and even then he would probably need to be black out drunk. Clint talked about how Josh is terrified of airports and flying or some shit not too long ago.