Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Slim Boglim said:
Okay so many of you all talked shit when I said he probably got an eviction notice on his birthday. Now what? You still gonna tell me that’s not what’s going on? Like come the fuck on what else could he be talking about? Like, yeah, I don’t know for sure but you don’t have to be Batman to use a little deductive reasoning to figure out what he’s taking about here guys
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Maybe the landlord informed Josh that the lease will not be renewed. Do we know which month Josh moved into the apartment? We might be able to estimate when the lease renewal is supposed to happen and deduce from there.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
I for one have never once complained about living here nor have I left a negative review and on top of that I’ve never complained about my neighbors no matter how loud they got…. I don’t want to get into it but the next 2-3 months are going to be interesting to say the least”
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This seems ominous as fuck.

I’m sure she tossed the cake.

“Don’t worry Joshy, eveything will be okay, no matter what I’ll always be with you, and the trolls will still pay for it” is what I feel she whispers into his ears. Vile whore of Babylon.
 
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The troles can't handle that Josh has a hot and of age girlfriend.

Everything that happened was because of the troles, who can't handle that Jessica is both hot and of age.

Fuck my youtube troles, they are miserable cunts who can't handle that I've never complained about my neighbors.

Also, Jessica is hot and of age. The troles can't handle it. That's why they forced her to drink like a fish and become belligerent every day.

This really is the very essence of the lolcow.
 
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If she has managed to get back in his good graces after that shit show, then she 100% has the ‘tard wrangling manipulation skills to convince him from a distance that if he lets her visit again things will be different this time, she will control herself, and she won’t freak out.

Especially so if she has blamed it all on being linked to her period cycle. Hell, she might even pull a promise to cut back on drinking, anything to get herself back out there to visit.

If he has been able to be manipulated into being even being civil and speaking to her again after that bust up, then anything is possible.
 
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LOOK OUT COBES THE OUJIA BOARD SUMMONED A GHO- oh nevermind it's NAL
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"Would you say this is a romantic spot for a respectful goth picnic?" lmfao Cobes
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Okay so many of you all talked shit when I said he probably got an eviction notice on his birthday. Now what? You still gonna tell me that’s not what’s going on? Like come the fuck on what else could he be talking about? Like, yeah, I don’t know for sure but you don’t have to be Batman to use a little deductive reasoning to figure out what he’s taking about here guys
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It's impressive that he did, he lives in (essentialty) section 8, seldom of cocking crack in the tub or actually holding prisoners in the bedroom I'd think it a miracle to get an actuall eviction notice.

The boy really is out here pulling miracles, cobra cult rise up.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
“Cake fell on the floor and made a huge mess. The mess got cleaned up but I didn’t get to really enjoy it and that’s like the least worst thing that happened on my birthday”
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I'm not sure why but this particular bit really makes me feel for the guy. Aron was probably the only good part of his birthday, doodts.
 
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I'm not sure why but this particular bit really makes me feel for the guy. Aron was probably the only good part of his birthday, doodts.
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It doesn’t matter who you are nobody deserves to have their birthday cake fall on the ground without even getting a piece of it first. Maybe I’m a gay retard full of sissy emotions but that made me sad to hear
 
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Watching him try to choke down that absinthe cracks me up. Still amazes me how someone who drinks as much as he does can still absolutely hate the taste of alcohol. You would have thought he'd have built up a tolerance to it at this point but he still has a grimace on his face like a high schooler every time he drinks something stronger than a piss beer.
 
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