Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Lolcow Rodeo Clown]

I've yet to tell my friends or significant other about my predilections for drink combos and cooking hacks. How did you work up the courage? I feel like if I showed Cobes to anybody I know they would think I'm a boglim too.

When I first started following lolcows a few months ago my wife would walk by and say "What the hell are you watching?" So I explained it to her and predictably, she said it was silly, she had no interest, it's dumb, doesn't want to know, etc. So I knew this wouldn't be a shared interest, and really didn't expect it to be.

Fast forward to a this morning, my wife walks by and says "Cobes got evicted?!?!? Oh no!!!! What did Jessica do?!?!?!"

I don't think anyone plans to be interested in these peoples' lives, but they're such fascinating profiles in mental illness that it's easy to get hooked and hard to look away.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

if he plays it right and keeps the new place a secret

lol

Does anyone remember how his current address got doxed?

Josh's new apartment was doxed several ways, most of them involving Josh. He straight up told buddy trolls. It's not like he makes an attempt to conceal his location at all though. He regularly films inside and outside. Even if he wasn't doxed any kiwi worth their salt could dox him in a few minutes by looking over his videos.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Did he actually got evicted a second time?

 

[McWeaeselton]

Taking a brief look at Zillow and it shows some studios that he could probably afford. I looked and could not find any records of eviction in Natrona County for a Saunders. Part of me hopes he's going back to the green basement but he seems really dedicated to having his own place.
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Sorry for the PL (and the extremely late reply but this dang thread moves way too fast) but this video always gets me because back in college someone took a video of me very drunk rolling around on the floor screaming about how I broke my cig and it's maybe the most embarrassing thing I've ever done on camera.

The kind of landlord that owns a duplex/multiplex building will probably take one look at the boy and tell him to get lost. The one on first street looks ideal for a new cobra lair through. Very industrial. Strong goth vibes. It's also downtown so he'd be near the action and able to ride bike (weather permitting).

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

It's also downtown so he'd be near the action and able to ride bike (weather permitting).

This is what _we_ need the most. We need Josh able to leave the house regularly to hunt for snipes and stumble into grocery stores for alcohol at 8am. Not because we want him kicked out and harassed at places, but because we need those sweet sweet delusion stories of magic car crashes, angry asian ladies, and long haired brunettes with transition lenses yelling at him for staring. Fuck I got into a car crash!

 

[Ran-chan]

The kind of landlord that owns a duplex/multiplex building will probably take one look at the boy and tell him to get lost.

In my experience, guys that own shitty buildings and duplexes don't care unless they live there themselves or something. When you're renting places that cheap you're gonna get alcoholics and drug addicts and general fuckups for tenants, that's just how it is.

 

[anliteralidiot]

...I hope cobes says April fools about the eviction. it would really piss off the redditor troles.

 

[Grape Garden]

When I first started following lolcows a few months ago my wife would walk by and say "What the hell are you watching?" So I explained it to her and predictably, she said it was silly, she had no interest, it's dumb, doesn't want to know, etc. So I knew this wouldn't be a shared interest, and really didn't expect it to be.

Fast forward to a this morning, my wife walks by and says "Cobes got evicted?!?!? Oh no!!!! What did Jessica do?!?!?!"

I don't think anyone plans to be interested in these peoples' lives, but they're such fascinating profiles in mental illness that it's easy to get hooked and hard to look away.

My fiancé knew I followed the whole Chris-chan saga and asked me if I have ever heard of the King, after that there was no going back. Now, before we eat dinner he asks "Do we have anything from Cobes today?". We both were pretty floored with NAL's bullshit.

This is what _we_ need the most. We need Josh able to leave the house regularly to hunt for snipes and stumble into grocery stores for alcohol at 8am. Not because we want him kicked out and harassed at places, but because we need those sweet sweet delusion stories of magic car crashes, angry asian ladies, and long haired brunettes with transition lenses yelling at him for staring. Fuck I got into a car crash!

Those bike ridding videos were so comfy.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

Get this boy an acre of land outside the city (outside the doordash catchment area) and dump a trailer on it. He'd be happy as a pig in shit I tell you hwat.
>nobody can send him sauce sandwiches or ice
>cant be evicted for 3am vocal covers
>can smoke inside
>no rent to meet
>can blast away any trespassin troles
tmdwu

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I take a break from the farms for a few weeks because I'm ill and it turns out I missed a whole series of events, I just hope Clint has done one of two things at this point -

1) Come to accept that there is a possibility of him becoming the custodian of a BogBaby.
2) Put his foot down an said no more Jessica visits at least for the foreseeable future.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Landlords all talk to each other and usually you have to give contact info for your previous landlords when applying for a new place. Even if he didn't have evictions on his record, unless Casper works very differently I could still see him having serious issues given his entire rental history is places he was asked to leave.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I take a break from the farms for a few weeks because I'm ill and it turns out I missed a whole series of events, I just hope Clint has done one of two things at this point -

1) Come to accept that there is a possibility of him becoming the custodian of a BogBaby.
2) Put his foot down a said no more Jessica visits at least for the foreseeable future.

I completely forgot about the whole pregnancy risk. Things could get considerably worse.

 

[Hennimore]

Put the boy in a trailer somewhere. He can be as loud as he wants and won't have to worry about getting evicted.

 

[Bogliacci]

Taking a brief look at Zillow and it shows some studios that he could probably afford. I looked and could not find any records of eviction in Natrona County for a Saunders. Part of me hopes he's going back to the green basement but he seems really dedicated to having his own place.

IIRC That first result is what he was evicted from the first time around. But yeah, hopefully he can find something affordable and decent, the only problem is how many places his first landlord owns and if she'll rent to him again if she owns a bunch of places. Or that's not an issue at all. It iiiiiiis a mystery.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

IIRC That first result is what he was evicted from the first time around. But yeah, hopefully he can find something affordable and decent, the only problem is how many places his first landlord owns and if she'll rent to him again if she owns a bunch of places. Or that's not an issue at all. It iiiiiiis a mystery.

The OG apartment was that one or the very similar lookin one across the street to Frosty's.

 

[Grape Garden]

Is it just me or is he live at 8AM? The need for money is real.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Taking a brief look at Zillow and it shows some studios that he could probably afford. I looked and could not find any records of eviction in Natrona County for a Saunders. Part of me hopes he's going back to the green basement but he seems really dedicated to having his own place.
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Sorry for the PL (and the extremely late reply but this dang thread moves way too fast) but this video always gets me because back in college someone took a video of me very drunk rolling around on the floor screaming about how I broke my cig and it's maybe the most embarrassing thing I've ever done on camera.

Social media didn't give a SHIT! It's the fucking truth!

This is what _we_ need the most. We need Josh able to leave the house regularly to hunt for snipes and stumble into grocery stores for alcohol at 8am. Not because we want him kicked out and harassed at places, but because we need those sweet sweet delusion stories of magic car crashes, angry asian ladies, and long haired brunettes with transition lenses yelling at him for staring. Fuck I got into a car crash!

Part of me wants to see him to move closer to his old stomping grounds in Casper buuuuuut I also wonder what would happen if Clint just got him an acre of land and a single wide just outside of Casper.

 

[Ran-chan]

He's live with the fucking receipt over the camera. Fuck NAL toobz.

I think the trailer would be great for him. Even if it was just in a park he'd have tons of new weirdos to drink with and he could blast cigs inside to his little heart's content.

edited to avoid double-posting

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I completely forgot about the whole pregnancy risk. Things could get considerably worse.

Exactly I am really worried about that happening, Not for Clint, Josh or even NAL but for the hypothetical Child.

Clint would end up taking care of it, I could see NAL's parents being considered but rejected if only because she shares an address with them and Clint is more financially stable BUT that's not the issue the main issue is with who the parents are NAL has a whole host of issues going on and is unstable and Josh is a Drunk with serious developmental issues so the likelihood of a child having a mix of complex issues is higher and I don't want some poor truly innocent child getting brought into the world only to suffer the same fate as it's parents.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Taking a brief look at Zillow and it shows some studios that he could probably afford. I looked and could not find any records of eviction in Natrona County for a Saunders. Part of me hopes he's going back to the green basement but he seems really dedicated to having his own place.
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Sorry for the PL (and the extremely late reply but this dang thread moves way too fast) but this video always gets me because back in college someone took a video of me very drunk rolling around on the floor screaming about how I broke my cig and it's maybe the most embarrassing thing I've ever done on camera.

How the hell is rent in Casper still this cheap? These are like pre 2020 prices in most cities.