Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I'm like 15% committed to this
You probably could raise 60k for the cause. I'd donate for no other reason then that I hate Reddit.

Thing is, anything you do get him will be a "fixer upper", and I guarantee you the guy is in no position to take responsibility over his own property. Maintaining a house requires, well, maintenance.
 
NAL is incredibly foul mouthed and she throws tantrums and says horrible things when she's drunk and upset, but I don't think she actually wants to harm Josh. Even with all the fighting during this last trip, what did she do? She cleaned his apartment, did his laundry, and somehow facilitated getting his toilet fixed.
I noticed you avoided answering my question...
 
Can someone mark on this map where he and Clint currently live and what buildings he needs access to? Just place a bunch of bright pink Xs on shit and label them.

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I'm like 15% committed to this. I really despise faggots who try to torture some harmless weirdo. They should be put in CIA prisons.

If his father simply can't afford a place for him on his own, but is willing to help with finances and maybe some handiwork, then I can easily set this up remotely.
I think it's a good idea. Cobra needs a purpose even if its scanning mail. I doubt he'd ever do anything to help a troll either. He's extremely loyal and he HATES trolls.
 
It's already halfway to how Cobes likes it.

NAL is incredibly foul mouthed and she throws tantrums and says horrible things when she's drunk and upset, but I don't think she actually wants to harm Josh. Even with all the fighting during this last trip, what did she do? She cleaned his apartment, did his laundry, and somehow facilitated getting his toilet fixed.
You will still get their content from NAL since she is an orbiter, she was in form before her insert and will continue to be and probably latch on to Gorl World again, or someone like Cyraxx, god willing. She doesn't have any good intentions for him either, her cleaning and doing laundry was obviously a way to guilt trip him and throw in his face later, but ultimately its his choice to stay with her and we can't change it. He may not even take any offers unless he gets what he wants which could be that Jessica is allowed to come along. She doesn't care for him outside of wanting to be controlling, she already admitted that she will take over all the finances the first chance she gets. She's a manipulative abuser, she accused him of being a pedo and touching her when she didn't want to and slapping him (probably) and herself (probably) to make it look like he hit her? She was the final straw to get this eviction arc started. If the goal is for content then sure, bring her along but if you want to preserve she wouldn't be ideal.

To be honest, I wonder if her getting his toilet fixed (by probably letting maintenance know) just outed her as staying as well as them seeing the absolute state of the place which also may have helped him get evicted. They can remove you for not upkeeping your place and causing damages. They could have thought that they would never get money from him for damages.
 
You must be new to cobra. He has stalked/creeped on every girl he has some contact with. Some more examples, the kitana queen - hangs out with her old parents, bitsized has a whole video about this saga. The waitress at the dishpit, wherein the cook had to call him out and he eventually lost that job because he was creepin. The Alicia Rhodie thing, the girl with the dog, that was the final straw when Clint finally put his foot down. Being a retard or socially awkward doesn't excuse his sex pest behavior. There is more than enough evidence of his "horned up retard" behavior., example : he jerks it everytime he has a chance to chat with a girl.(gothie, spooky girl, NAL etc. ). In fact retards are well known for having issues like this, its why you ideally keep them away from normal people. He has admitted to being rejected by every girl he's liked since 4th grade, why do you think that is ?
Nobody is saying he’s not a creepy weirdo, he is, we’re just pointing out that people are framing it like he’s going around hiding in bushes following these girls with plans to ambush them or some shit.

He’s not harmless but he’s also not fucking Ted Bundy like you people make him out to be. He’s an obsessive weirdo and a creep at worst but there isn’t evidence of him “stalking” people like some kind of predator. If your best evidence of him stalking somebody is taking a specific route when walking so he can go pet somebodies dog hoping he’d see that person it’s fucking laughable.

Also the “Clint told him she killed herself” is such nonsense as well. Tell the whole story, Josh claims that Clint said that she killed herself because she was bullied by his trolls but that her parents “didn’t blame him for it”. Why the fuck would clint tell his son that his trolls bullied his highschool crush to suicide but that her parents aren’t mad at him for it? Could it be more likely that Josh is delusional and imagining shit?

Even then if Clint did really tell Josh she killed herself because he was “stalking her” why make up an easily disproved lie? When Josh told the story people literally just googled her name and pulled up her instagram and other socials to see that she’s still alive. So you mean to tell me that to deal with Josh apparently obsessively stalking her social media so much, Clint lied and said that she killed herself, which would easily immediately be disproven by just checking her social media? Which he apparently obsesses over? It would also have to be Josh stalking her social media if he was stalking her because she doesn’t live in Casper.

Like don’t get me wrong he has an exceedingly creepy and unhinged obsession with this woman but he’s not “stalking” her, she doesn’t even live in his town.
 
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The waitress at the dishpit, wherein the cook had to call him out and he eventually lost that job because he was creepin.
Cobes didn't lose his job at the office bar and grill because he was being creepy. It was more of a Wendy's situation again. He was incompetent at his job and refused to acknowledge the dress code they had so they cut his hours back to like 4 hours a week until he just quit to make wands.
 
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NAL is incredibly foul mouthed and she throws tantrums and says horrible things when she's drunk and upset, but I don't think she actually wants to harm Josh. Even with all the fighting during this last trip, what did she do? She cleaned his apartment, did his laundry, and somehow facilitated getting his toilet fixed.
She's inadvertently stated that she's trying to baby trap him, a 30 something alcoholic retard she met on the internet a month ago, as a 40 y/o woman with no valuable skills, mental and emotional issues, violent outbursts, and terrible health standards. That would constitute malicious harm in my book, regardless of the cope.
 
NAL is incredibly foul mouthed and she throws tantrums and says horrible things when she's drunk and upset, but I don't think she actually wants to harm Josh. Even with all the fighting during this last trip, what did she do? She cleaned his apartment, did his laundry, and somehow facilitated getting his toilet fixed.
I should clarify. I don't think she'd do anything intentionally malicious unless Josh dumped her or something but I do think she could do something exceptionally retarded. Josh gets a trailer to live in by a nice person in the internet? Time to move in. The nice person on the internet runs a website where people call her a gross bog hag? "Tell him to fuck off Joshie and demand the money from the fundraiser." Shit like that is what I mostly had in mind. Plenty of ways she could unintentionally throw a wrench into things, ones a sane mind might not be able to predict.
 
Can someone mark on this map where he and Clint currently live and what buildings he needs access to? Just place a bunch of bright pink Xs on shit and label them.

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I'm like 15% committed to this. I really despise faggots who try to torture some harmless weirdo. They should be put in CIA prisons.

If his father simply can't afford a place for him on his own, but is willing to help with finances and maybe some handiwork, then I can easily set this up remotely.

This is kind of you. He is just an autistic little weirdo who likes making strange food hacks. I don’t believe he is a sex pred or is violent. He treats NAL with patience and she is a nightmare. NAL is who you have to worry about. She is fucking crazy.

He has a bad following of a-logs who do really stalkerish things and torment him. They remind me of the people that watch the monkey torture vids.
 
This is kind of you. He is just an autistic little weirdo who likes making strange food hacks. I don’t believe he is a sex pred or is violent. He treats NAL with patience and she is a nightmare. NAL is who you have to worry about. She is fucking crazy.
People make him out to be a 3 steps away from being a Cyborg Rapist. He is clearly shit with women, but when you actually see them with him, he is pretty chilled out for the most part. Worst he did to Steph was cheat on her, not a nice thing to do, but not a perv.

Most of the "he is a perv" shit comes from redditards. They just need to make up reasons to hate him, because they cannot enjoy him unless he is an object of hate.

As you say though, NAL could be a problem. She is clearly looking for a way to set herself up away from her parents, and Josh is her answer for now. However, that could work in Nulls favour. She might actually do the scanning and keep up with it if it helps her with a place to live.

I hope the pair of them get a nice live BogTrailer together, could be fun to watch.
 
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