Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[whogoesthere]

Ellen? Who's Ellen? Do you mean Ellen DeGeneres? Cobes doesn't know her dood and he's not a stalker.

"If I see her, I just straight up ignore her ass like she wasn't there"

*Proceeds to sniff dirty panties*

*Fucks up, they were Angies*

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I know Cobes is paranoid, but what do you think the chances are he starts thinking he can actually get a decent girl?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

*Fucks up, they were Angies*

*Fucks up, they were Walt's*

 

[DahGuyOnDahCouch]

Crazy methica toobs

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

I hope she's trolling about the proposal rumors. Edited because she said it's a girlfriend ring.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I hope she's trolling about the proposal rumors.

Good chance. She’s admitted to lying or intentionally misleading her audience. Like when she wanted people to think she was stranded in Casper and not actually knew when she was going back home

 

[Giant Machine]

https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/1bwmfxy/kiwifarms_crowdfunding_for_new_boglim_cave/

The reddit troglodytes are pissed about Null's plan. Also they found out about CCS Haythem's exposure (likely from their discord). My plan is to get in their discord and see what I can see.

 

[Xenomorph]

LEL Rebbit is always seething

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/1bwmfxy/kiwifarms_crowdfunding_for_new_boglim_cave/

The reddit troglodytes are pissed about Null's plan. Also they found out about CCS Haythem's exposure (likely from their discord). My plan is to get in their discord and see what I can see.

 

[Mortin Shart]

When I was young, I was going to buy this girl I was seeing a ring just as a gift. My Dad happened to overhear me and talked me out of it because " women take that a certain way." We probably would have been good together, but there's two points to make here. Cobes is the kind of retard that needs that sort of advice, and my Dad thought I was retarded.

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

Jessica does have a good point that most of the trolls on Youtube and Reddit are retarded. Idk Jessica Messica's things but I wouldn't be surprised if she's abandoned family to troll people online. I see that all the time in smaller lolcow communities. Broken clocks and all that.

 

[BullfrogBill]

The only video about him worth watching that’s not from Josh himself is Trappeds’ Gothic King Cobra documentary

"KingCobraJFS Now It's a Party" is worth checking out as well

 

[TheTourist]

Jessica does have a good point that most of the trolls on Youtube and Reddit are retarded.

You can't pull the 'broken clock' thing out when some retard says that water is wet

 

[Orkeosaurus]

“Jaaaawshie. jaaaaawshie. You know how much I love you”. “I know and I really appreciate it”.

I bet Ellen would get an “I love you” back.

Cobes has freaked out a girl before because he told her he loved her on the first day he definitely doesnt have a problem with expressing emotions. I still can't reconcile with the fact he treats her like a stray dog but gives her a reasonable amount of gifts, but then again nigga will give the right homeboy the shirt off his back.

 

[el bandito loco]

it never ceases to amaze me how reddit can't seem to understand how similar they are to the farms in the first place and think they're so morally superior. we're both watching and making fun of a regard. that said, somehow we are far worse because of hearsay and reputation. while over there people actually encourage violence and non-stop harassment of a mentally disabled man and wish death on him and shit. we're really not that different, but here in general, outside of obvious joke posts most people get btfo for saying shit like that.

Here it seems like it's generally still more for laughs and there it's pure vitriol, spite and jealousy. what's really worse, showing a dumbass who thinks they're anonymous online that you can't hide behind a username and what you say follows you, or taking a pre known dox of an ACTUAL retarded person and harassing them nonstop at their home? one side is saying hey we know who you are, the other is trying to hurt someone with the same information.

imagine posting all day gleefully about someone being evicted and harassing landlords in the whole city they live in to stop them from having a chance at a place to live, and being so retarded you can't see the irony of people finding out YOUR personal information. and the reputation thing, by virtue of odds & size regardless of if people committed suicide because of kiwifarms threads, many, many more people have done the same because of being roasted or harassed on reddit.

 

[Giant Machine]

it never ceases to amaze me how reddit can't seem to understand how similar they are to the farms in the first place and think they're so morally superior. we're both watching and making fun of a regard. that said, somehow we are far worse because of hearsay and reputation.

It is pure absolute projection. Almost every person I have seen here doesn't want horrible things to happen to Cobes. Almost every thread on both subs over there people are basically calling for his head.

 

[Hennimore]

It is pure absolute projection. Almost every person I have seen here doesn't want horrible things to happen to Cobes. Almost every thread on both subs over there people are basically calling for his head.

They run anyone with a mild take about Josh off the sub. It wasn't always as bad as it is now, it uses to be mostly level takes about Josh, laughing at all the stupid things he would get up to and fan art. At some point there was a shift towards Josh being a evil piece of shit that needs to die and anyone that doesn't fall in line on that gets ran off the sub. It used to be that The_Boglim was the place where all the schizo Josh haters went but now there is virtually no difference between the two subs.

 

[Slim Boglim]

One of the two big differences between here annd Reddit is that people are more like passive observers. Good or bad we’re just here to watch and be entertained. We’re here to watch and see what happens without much personal emotional investment. Sure we get excited or emotionally affected by stuff that happens but it’s not the same as reality? If a character I like in a show I watch dies I might feel sad in the moment but it’s not comparable to the sadness I’d feel if somebody I knew irl died. Same thing with Cobes antics even if he’s sometimes heinous it doesn’t personally offend me or affect me I’m just here to laugh. What does personally offend me is people trying to ruin a man’s life for shit that has nothing to do with them largely cause it ruins my good time.

I think another thing is that people here are less likely to just take things at face value and look for confirmation for claims. When somebody says something like him molesting a girl rather than just accepting it people ask for evidence to verify it themselves. Like in this instance the only evidence is “he said so” well the guy also says every girl turns around and says he smells good when he walks into a room.

On reddit people are more inclined to just accept things as fact because somebody said so. There’s not much critical thought put into place because they want to believe it or they for whatever reason trust strangers on the internet

 

[el bandito loco]

They run anyone with a mild take about Josh off the sub. It wasn't always as bad as it is now, it uses to be mostly level takes about Josh, laughing at all the stupid things he would get up to and fan art. At some point there was a shift towards Josh being a evil piece of shit that needs to die and anyone that doesn't fall in line on that gets ran off the sub. It used to be that The_Boglim was the place where all the schizo Josh haters went but now there is virtually no difference between the two subs.

the projection is because they seriously are super jealous of him unironically. on one hand, I almost get it. I'd like to get paid by the government to sit on my ass, and get paid by donations for streaming what I'd already be doing, eating/drinking/watching stuff/talking to myself.

 but they fundamentally miss the part about how sad that lifestyle really is. they all want to be lazy NEETs and think Josh deserves KARMIC JUSTICE for his EVIL TRANSGRESSIONS of.... being a pathetic lonely autistic man who's life has zipped right past him because he's either too far gone or too stubborn to realize how much he's fucked himself. Instead of seeing the point that this shit is sad but chock full of black humor, they project their jealousy because they need an ultimate villain to blame for their own shitty lives just the way he blames the trolls for his own.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

"KingCobraJFS Now It's a Party" is worth checking out as well

"Now it's a party!" has some pretty funny and cringy clips. I remember it got a ton of shit when it came out because people compared it to the Trapped documentary which is incredibly good. Like actual art. I don't think it was really fair to compare the two. The "yourfavoriteson" or whatever his name is doc is awful. He injects himself into the documentary like an attention whore.