Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I think it was a troll, yesterday she just kept wailing about how people keep saying they will get her phones and never do and how its just one troll after another lol.


Someone ordered her a Disney play phone from the JM discord. I don't know if she actually opened the package or not though, I missed most of her late afternoon and evening stream. I did however NOT miss her picking up a semi broken Vape off the ground behind Walmart after her liquor store run and smoking out of it.

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Since the haram ham is boring now I guess she has to try to be relevant, holy shit....lol. Honestly, I wouldn't want NAL's attention, however I would like to see them fight over the Saunders men. NAL knock them veneers right out her mouth and take them.


Agreed. Yeah theatre fags are just weird....very fucking weird.
Lmfao NAL/Jessica is raging over it on live as we speak.

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Someone ordered her a Disney play phone from the JM discord. I don't know if she actually opened the package or not though, I missed most of her late afternoon and evening stream. I did however NOT miss her picking up a semi broken Vape off the ground behind Walmart after her liquor store run and smoking out of it.

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Lmfao good, good. I watch her in the background while working but she has been same shit, different day but today I wore black lipstick, with her. I did also catch the vape. Pretty on character for her, she's already told us she picked up that bag of what she thought was cocaine residue to rub on her gums (first time cocaine gais, lul) and now picking up vapes off the ground. I am not even surprised. Never change.

Lmfao NAL/Jessica is raging over it on live as we speak.

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Hi Jessica!
Just tuned in....immediately greeted with incest insults. HAHA HORTON HEARS A WHO CUNT.

Edit: LOL already threatening to go to her kids school/or she works for school, I don't know about breezy, but I just said...she didn't want this heat. NAL doesn't beat up old people, just retards.
 
Someone ordered her a Disney play phone from the JM discord. I don't know if she actually opened the package or not though, I missed most of her late afternoon and evening stream. I did however NOT miss her picking up a semi broken Vape off the ground behind Walmart after her liquor store run and smoking out of it.

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is the stream archived anywhere? I apologize for any stupidity if it is.
 
He does have a certain charisma, and those biceps. He graced us with our King, so he did indeed fuck.
Circle of protection on Clint while he moves the bogdom. I am patiently awaiting the new era.

The more I see NAL grasping for attention the more I think Josh will get bored of her, he wont fly her out because he figures someone else will and he can't manage his finances, He's got his fill of wild hag poon, stuck it to the trolls and is moving on to bigger and better things, that 100k, he will be drowning in of age, alive, non-troon etc. etc. There is absolutely no way NAL has an iota of self-control or motivation to get a job, save money and move there. Do I think it's the last we see of her, maybe not, but he's getting sick of it.
Bless your optimism ❤️

Ps I’ve never seen so many people speedrun into pink triangles anywhere like this thread. Why does Cobes, one of the most docile cows here, get so many people so angry? Like, he didn’t rape his mom, he doesn’t openly support pedophilia or other shit, hes not out here being a horrible human in general. Hes just a tard who gets drunk and does stupid shit. Why the anger?
 
The Cobra x beauty parlor crossover event is starting to wear a bit thin for me, toobz
I disagree, this was an interesting revival of content that brought two very different Farm communities together. Cobes has given some amazing responses to NaL and the courtney interview will be a classic; he'll never live it down.

Bless your optimism ❤️

Ps I’ve never seen so many people speedrun into pink triangles anywhere like this thread. Why does Cobes, one of the most docile cows here, get so many people so angry? Like, he didn’t rape his mom, he doesn’t openly support pedophilia or other shit, hes not out here being a horrible human in general. Hes just a tard who gets drunk and does stupid shit. Why the anger?
There is a thread here that has more detail, but the biggest a-logs and faggots seem to be addicts and losers that are barely, if at all, better than Cobes. It's just seething jealousy for the most part that they can't be just like him.
 
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The more I see NAL grasping for attention the more I think Josh will get bored of her, he wont fly her out because he figures someone else will and he can't manage his finances, He's got his fill of wild hag poon, stuck it to the trolls and is moving on to bigger and better things, that 100k, he will be drowning in of age, alive, non-troon etc. etc. There is absolutely no way NAL has an iota of self-control or motivation to get a job, save money and move there. Do I think it's the last we see of her, maybe not, but he's getting sick of it.
It's not just sex, Cobes puts all his value into having someone wanting him, as many people do. Even if it's someone repulsive who treats them terribly.

So, until another woman is willing to show up at Cobes' door ready and willing to fuck, he's trapped here.
 
I disagree, this was an interesting revival of content that brought two very different Farm communities together. Cobes has given some amazing responses to NaL and the courtney interview will be a classic; he'll never live it down.


There is a thread here that has more detail, but the biggest a-logs and faggots seem to be addicts and losers that are barely, if at all, better than Cobes. It's just seething jealousy for the most part that they can't be just like him.
Imagine choosing to spend your time railing against a retard who’s got more going for him than you, rather than like, try to fix your own life.

Cobra stays winning, toobz.
 
The Cobra x beauty parlor crossover event is starting to wear a bit thin for me, toobz
Their main attraction is boring, they need Chantal to become a Jihadist or finally die face down in a vat of poutine and get a new deathfat, that whole side is kinda boring now, never dabbled much into it outside of Mariham and ALR so not sure what else is out there and NAL is from there. I imagine once NAL is out of the picture the crossover will end.
 
The Cobra x beauty parlor crossover event is starting to wear a bit thin for me, toobz
It’s like when marvel does those big dumb crossover event series that derail a bunch of ongoing series to force them to tie into it for an issue or two, release a bunch of tie in mini series of like 3 issues that tell side stories connected to the event and all that to boost sales cause you have to buy a ton of comics to follow just what the fuck is happening.

The people who were reading and enjoying what’s happening with spider-man are annoyed their book has been derailed for a few issues for an event they don’t care about. The people who just want to follow the main event are annoyed they have to buy a billion tie in comics and mini series. Likewise I’m tired of this Cobraverse VS Gorlworld crossover event and having to keep track of a ton of random channels and lore and videos I’d otherwise never watch and stuff that keeps tying into and derailing my regular cobraverse content.

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she ain't moving into a trailer! its too small to fit all her crap. even gold diggers have standards!
She had mentioned she wants to get her own place there in Casper, which is funny in itself, it will take her years to get out there cause she wants all her junk. Though would be amusing to have her live there and him just ignoring her banging on the trailer door as he is just boozed out, smoking in his YouTube room watching Chatturbate conjuring up the next food hack. Remember Cobe's isn't loaded, so its more of a what? Copper digger? Tin digger....sand digger? I mean Cobes makes more than most wagies I think literally doing nothing and getting SSI, he's just bad with money, but I haven't seen and earnings recap in a long while or a shirt count. I think he's worn a total of 2 shirts a month...maybe 3. NAL thinks he is YT famous so she can be too. Her infamy is growing but she can't seem to get much money, and doesn't understand why? Maybe she will give up all her shit and try to slide in?

It's not just sex, Cobes puts all his value into having someone wanting him, as many people do. Even if it's someone repulsive who treats them terribly.

So, until another woman is willing to show up at Cobes' door ready and willing to fuck, he's trapped here.
I saw Cobes give more love to Puff than he does NAL and Puff is dead (RIP Puffers you will be missed). But you could be right, I always thought it was more wanting to get one over on the trolls than actually feeling wanted, but he is human...mostly and probably wants that as well, he just doesn't seem to care that much, but what do we know? Personally, I would have kept the dry spell.

Bless your optimism ❤️

Ps I’ve never seen so many people speedrun into pink triangles anywhere like this thread. Why does Cobes, one of the most docile cows here, get so many people so angry? Like, he didn’t rape his mom, he doesn’t openly support pedophilia or other shit, hes not out here being a horrible human in general. Hes just a tard who gets drunk and does stupid shit. Why the anger?
Yeah, I've been a lurker for a while but I really enjoy talking about our boy with people, even if everyone has different opinions, no here does stupid glass tapping shit or try to make him out to be a sicko. Sure he does stuff that might piss people off, and he does idiotic shit all the time, but what @Your Landlord said, just a bunch of faggots and losers who probably are worse off than Cobes. I feel what he does mostly doesn't hurt anyone else but himself.
 
It’s like when marvel does those big dumb crossover event series that derail a bunch of ongoing series to force them to tie into it for an issue or two, release a bunch of tie in mini series of like 3 issues that tell side stories connected to the event and all that to boost sales cause you have to buy a ton of comics to follow just what the fuck is happening.

The people who were reading and enjoying what’s happening with spider-man are annoyed their book has been derailed for a few issues for an event they don’t care about. The people who just want to follow the main event are annoyed they have to buy a billion tie in comics and mini series. Likewise I’m tired of this Cobraverse VS Gorlworld crossover event and having to keep track of a ton of random channels and lore and videos I’d otherwise never watch and stuff that keeps tying into and derailing my regular cobraverse content.

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I’m triggered.

I bought every single issue relating to HoM. Even the shitty Iron Man. Still in my closet.
 
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