Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I don’t see why he’d care about her camwhoring when he’s all over chaturbate while she cleans his house. More money for weed and wands!

Just like one of those NEET Onlyfans pimps.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

What’s worse that she apparently seethes and becomes abusive and chaotic because Cobes looks at camgirls while streaming as a cam girl behind his back or that some fucking weirdo out there paid for NaL camwhoring

thats pretty common camgirl behavior. they tend to get mad when they see you are looking at (and giving money to) other girls. i do find it odd that someone as insane as NAL could manage to get even one tip but i guess there is always somebody out there desperate enough.

 

[Molly Millions]

NAL's stream glitched out during buffering and has been repeating "fucking faggot whore" for almost three minutes now

 

[Sicko Hunter]

NAL's stream glitched out during buffering and has been repeating "fucking faggot whore" for almost three minutes now

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That's art.

 

[Dude Snakes]

It's not just sex, Cobes puts all his value into having someone wanting him, as many people do. Even if it's someone repulsive who treats them terribly.

So, until another woman is willing to show up at Cobes' door ready and willing to fuck, he's trapped here.

I find this sad, Jessica is an abusive lunatic, this will end bad.

 

[Sluggo the Nasty]

I would not be shocked if she did the Marky Mark shit and started giving herself bruises, saying Josh beats her. Mentally ill bitch which is all she is ever going to be

 

[bonified retard]

Jessica ending her stream saying she's going to kill herself. Then went live again a few minutes later, pushing an empty shopping cart down the street to the dollar store at 1 am. She's so out of breath she has to sit down on a bench when she gets there. She also mentions that she lost 50 lbs which would explain her sugar glider arms. She's eating some sort of snack during this, then the stream freezes. Likely stopped by police considering the amount of wellness checks that were probably called in.

Edit: She's live again. Back at her parent's house smoking her dirty bong in the bathroom with no lights on

 

[Andoxico]

Jessica ending her stream saying she's going to kill herself.

Great, now weens are going to report her channel for threatening self-harm

 

[Dude Snakes]

Great, now weens are going to report her channel for threatening self-harm

Yup that stream already has the warning on it. I wonder if Jessica has the ovaries to do it?

 

[Down From The Champions]

Yup that stream already has the warning on it. I wonder if Jessica has the ovaries to do it?

What caused her to threaten this? Or is it just Jessica being Jessica?

 

[Sluggo the Nasty]

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Jessica ending her stream saying she's going to kill herself. Then went live again a few minutes later, pushing an empty shopping cart down the street to the dollar store at 1 am. She's so out of breath she has to sit down on a bench when she gets there. She also mentions that she lost 50 lbs which would explain her sugar glider arms. She's eating some sort of snack during this, then the stream freezes. Likely stopped by police considering the amount of wellness checks that were probably called in.

Bro how do these retards not know how to fucking put the god damn phone down and stop streaming? Literally all of the negative comments would stop if you quit being argumentative with people but no, just go ahead and play the victim forever. Dumb cunt that just wants attention. I know I shouldn't be surprised but I'm constantly dumbfounded by this

 

[Molly Millions]

What caused her to threaten this? Or is it just Jessica being Jessica?

I was watching Jessica Messica and apparently we don't really know yet. Speculation is that she's upset about Josh.

NAL was sobbing about how nobody listens to her and chat kept egging her on because what else would they be doing

 

[Slim Boglim]

I was watching Jessica Messica and apparently we don't really know yet. Speculation is that she's upset about Josh.

NAL was sobbing about how nobody listens to her and chat kept egging her on because what else would they be doing

It could literally be anything. She threw a conniption fit and had a meltdown over him cooking with a different pan than she wanted. She has the temperament of a fucking toddler. Reminds me of my little cousin when he had a complete fucking meltdown scream crying like the world was ending because we went to the park and the grass wasn’t green enough

 

[Pitckus]

When it gets to be too much I recharge my mana by going back to a Cobra classic, like conjuring a thunder storm or fiery fish pizza.

I’m a big fan of the pipe tool drama when it comes to chillin with classic Cobra moments.

 

[SofondaCox]

Bro how do these retards not know how to fucking put the god damn phone down and stop streaming? Literally all of the negative comments would stop if you quit being argumentative with people but no, just go ahead and play the victim forever. Dumb cunt that just wants attention. I know I shouldn't be surprised but I'm constantly dumbfounded by this

If they knew how to do that, we would never know they exist. Stop being mad. You don’t like the show, change the fuckin channel.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Jessica is horrible to JustBeezinTod. She threatens her and her child. This is a stream snipe.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

NAL is just a dyed in the wool manipulator. She throws tantrums and if that doesn't achieve the desired result, that's when the threats start.

She was looping for ages about how harassing a principal at a child's school because you're beefing with their mother is completely above board and in no way is targeting said child.

I'd be very surprised if she carried out any threat to neck herself. She seems to relish making people miserable and has a very oddly-specific definition of what constitutes bullying. It's all just a choreographed routine to induce a certain response.

She's mostly just seething that other people can monetise her content but she can't because she simply can't moderate her language and behaviour according to whichever platform she's on.

 

[Deez Nuts]

thats pretty common camgirl behavior. they tend to get mad when they see you are looking at (and giving money to) other girls. i do find it odd that someone as insane as NAL could manage to get even one tip but i guess there is always somebody out there desperate enough.

People will do it to fuck with someone. There is a cow in BP, Luna, who some sicko paid her to masterbate while calling her father telling him she wanted to get clean from heroin. I want to say she did something with drinking piss too, but I forget. I bet they asked NAL to do some degrading shit with the full intent to leak it as a way to mess with her.

 

[Senegalese POW]

People will do it to fuck with someone. There is a cow in BP, Luna, who some sicko paid her to masterbate while calling her father telling him she wanted to get clean from heroin. I want to say she did something with drinking piss too, but I forget. I bet they asked NAL to do some degrading shit with the full intent to leak it as a way to mess with her.

She also was paid to drink Lurch's piss.

 

[semitooth]

I’m a big fan of the pipe tool drama when it comes to chillin with classic Cobra moments.

“my defeat, and my anguish, my sorrows... watching my wednesday crumble to pieces....”