Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Bogliacci said:
Old Cobes, yeah, new and cucked Cobes? Nope. He just wants to get his dick wet every so often, and she lives on the otherside of the country. He barely needs to acknowledge she exists aside from popping up in 21 hour stream chats every so often. He doesn't even barely call her lmao
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I miss the old secret Chad Cobes. It's kinda satisfying seeing him call out insane women for their manipulative bullshit in his old videos. The spat with Gothie was comedy gold and that wasn't even too long ago.
 
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DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
One time I ordered pizza and the guy kept knocking until I came and it was because he was driving his severely retarded daughter around, using her name as the delivery person, then corraling her onto people's porches to display her for tips. It was super obvious that she didn't have the ability to understand what was going on. Clint could always be a worse father.
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Yeah I'd definitely Karen out about that and bitch to Uber or whatever.
 
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i still think that sooner or later cobes will get tired of NAL but i do not think it will happen until they live together full time. NAL leaving provides him time to forget everything she did while also remembering what the dry spell was like. if she is there constantly he will no longer have escape.

if they just do this thing they do now where she gets flown in like shes doing a conjugal visit for an inmate he will most likely be able to put up with her forever.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
I was shocked Cobes didn't dump her when she did this. Sicko accusations are the thing that gets him the most upset. It's why the Cuties shit became a meme.
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Unless it's organically discovered, it'll always be "the troles". Happened before with Homeboy Scotty (RIP) and ChazRaz specifically. I'm sure there's more examples but those are the two that immediately come to mind for me. If the boy sees it from anybody sending it to him, telling him in chat, or texting it to him, or posting it where he could see it, then it'll forever be written off as "troles lying and trying to break them up because they're jealous.". For it to hold any validity he'd have to come across the info on his own or hear it from the bog witch's mouth.
 
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Every day I am closer and closer to purchasing a piece of sick Cobra merch.. There are some real bangers and I just know I will break down laughing at the quality if I ever do. WIsh he would come down on the prices but the BOY needs the support.
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The "Some Lives Matter" is unironically based. And as a sperg myself I have to admit I don't understand the Autism shirt but I would wear it with pride.
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What are ya'lls favorites. They are all pretty hilarious IMO.
 
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Deez Nuts said:
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The Stankonia and Manbog ones are, dare I say, kino.
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What are ya'lls favorites. They are all pretty hilarious IMO.
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Gotta agree with you on the Some Lives Matter one. The one with the pic of Cobes wearing a crown is pretty great too. Like something you'd see at an outdoor swapmeet in the middle of nowhere, alongside thug Looney Tunes t-shirts and airbrushed RIP Tupac t-shirts straight out of the 90s.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
that makes total sense! the base is drying up, and acting like a big propagation cutting for the top part

how do you fuck up a cactus this hard lmfao
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Cacti sometimes turn woody towards the base, its called corking. It's completely normal. They turn woody in order to support new growth. It's hard to tell if that's the case from the photo. Source: I grow several different cacti species and some of mine have started to cork or have corked and are completely healthy. It looks like a species of prickly pear and they commonly do this. They are almost impossible to kill and grow all over the US.

Sicko Hunter said:
Do you think when Cobes goes down on NAL's Wendussy he eats it like an apple? Like two hands on each side and rotating it?
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I have a hard time believing Cobes has the energy, mental capacity or want to actually eat the Wendy's 5 fo 5 deal
 
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girldaniel said:
Every day I am closer and closer to purchasing a piece of sick Cobra merch.. There are some real bangers and I just know I will break down laughing at the quality if I ever do. WIsh he would come down on the prices but the BOY needs the support.
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The "Some Lives Matter" is unironically based. And as a sperg myself I have to admit I don't understand the Autism shirt but I would wear it with pride.
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All the food hack shirts IMO
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What are ya'lls favorites. They are all pretty hilarious IMO.
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The autism card is what you pull out to get out of trouble i.e. "leave me alone dude, I'm autistic". THAT is the autism card.

Are these from his store? Cause I don't see him making the double down or autism card ones. Cobra doesn't do self deprecating or sarcastic humor.
 
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girldaniel said:
Every day I am closer and closer to purchasing a piece of sick Cobra merch.. There are some real bangers and I just know I will break down laughing at the quality if I ever do. WIsh he would come down on the prices but the BOY needs the support.
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The "Some Lives Matter" is unironically based. And as a sperg myself I have to admit I don't understand the Autism shirt but I would wear it with pride.
Honorable Mentions:
All the food hack shirts IMO
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What are ya'lls favorites. They are all pretty hilarious IMO.
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The Deathbed Tapes merch is pretty sick.
 
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