Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[BPD Gunt Rider]

thats probably it, dropping her would give the trolls a W and he's too retarded to realize that sometimes you just gotta take an L. that or his ODD kicked in hard once people started telling him she was an awful person and he should throw her away.

How is this anything but a W for Cobes?

He waited patiently. Woman initiated everything, came to his house to fuck. He dumps her for being terrible. That's Chad behavior. If anything, dragging this out more leans towards an L.

 

[Lolcow Rodeo Clown]

thats probably it, dropping her would give the trolls a W and he's too retarded to realize that sometimes you just gotta take an L. that or his ODD kicked in hard once people started telling him she was an awful person and he should throw her away.

I think even he has the presence of mind to know that he can do better. You hear little hints of it here and there when he talks about her. I think he feels a sense of loyalty to her because she flew out twice and ended the dry spell, but her personality and her behavior are going to negate any goodwill she might've earned. I think he will eventually come to the realization that he can find someone who's closer and not as insane, or he will just begin the dry spell anew. I don't think he's going to be able to tolerate her long-term. People with autism generally don't like too much sensory stimulation, especially the kind she produces.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

I think even he has the presence of mind to know that he can do better. You hear little hints of it here and there when he talks about her. I think he feels a sense of loyalty to her because she flew out twice and ended the dry spell, but her personality and her behavior are going to negate any goodwill she might've earned. I think he will eventually come to the realization that he can find someone who's closer and not as insane, or he will just begin the dry spell anew. I don't think he's going to be able to tolerate her long-term. People with autism generally don't like too much sensory stimulation, especially the kind she produces.

In the past when cobes has broken dry spells he's usually satisfied for a good year or two before he starts worrying about it again. I think TWU right now.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He waited patiently. Woman initiated everything, came to his house to fuck. He dumps her for being terrible. That's Chad behavior. If anything, dragging this out more leans towards an L.

Sticking your dick in NAL is an L no matter how retarded you are or how long your dick has been dry. It would have been a massive W if she showed up and he said nah, gtfo.

 

[Bogliacci]

Sticking your dick in NAL is an L no matter how retarded you are or how long your dick has been dry. It would have been a massive W if she showed up and he said nah, gtfo.

I've had horrible thoughts of cobes streaming and nal coming from the side with a knife trying to stab him, she's just the worst

 

[Deez Nuts]

I think even he has the presence of mind to know that he can do better. You hear little hints of it here and there when he talks about her. I think he feels a sense of loyalty to her because she flew out twice and ended the dry spell, but her personality and her behavior are going to negate any goodwill she might've earned. I think he will eventually come to the realization that he can find someone who's closer and not as insane, or he will just begin the dry spell anew. I don't think he's going to be able to tolerate her long-term. People with autism generally don't like too much sensory stimulation, especially the kind she produces.

The only reason it will drag out is cause she only stays a week at a time then leaves. If he had to deal with her 24/7 it would end much sooner.

 

[G.Rapefruit]

Every day I am closer and closer to purchasing a piece of sick Cobra merch.. There are some real bangers and I just know I will break down laughing at the quality if I ever do. WIsh he would come down on the prices but the BOY needs the support.
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The "Some Lives Matter" is unironically based. And as a sperg myself I have to admit I don't understand the Autism shirt but I would wear it with pride.
Honorable Mentions:
All the food hack shirts IMO
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What are ya'lls favorites. They are all pretty hilarious IMO.

Everytime I see that Doritos double down pic it reminds me of the time my little brother threw up on his fried chicken at KFC. TWU.

 

[Big Nasty]

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This one goes so fucking hard

Is that a Star Wars font?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

The only reason it will drag out is cause she only stays a week at a time then leaves. If he had to deal with her 24/7 it would end much sooner.

He needs to end it soon because you know NAL is waiting to jump when he's in his new place.

 

[Grape Garden]

He needs to end it soon because you know NAL is waiting to jump when he's in his new place.

Him getting the bigger place will deff be the time she "gets a flight canceled" again or somehow ends up stuck there for whatever reason...IF she hasn't already found a way to convince Josh she stays next time she goes out. I keep thinking it can't get any worse than the last time but she will probably always surprise me.

 

[niggers]

How is this anything but a W for Cobes?

He waited patiently. Woman initiated everything, came to his house to fuck. He dumps her for being terrible. That's Chad behavior. If anything, dragging this out more leans towards an L.

if someone tells cobes to do something, and he ends up doing it, it's an automatic L. welcome to oppositional defiance disorder. it doesn't matter if that something is brushing his teeth or washing his clothes, it's an L.

that semi recent ralph diatribe about how much he loved OJ, apropos of nothing other than "lol they told me not to but i did!!!" really reminded me of our BOY

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

that semi recent ralph diatribe about how much he loved OJ, apropos of nothing other than "lol they told me not to but i did!!!" really reminded me of our BOY

I think Cobes is more successful than Ralph at this point.

Good relationship with his dad, no felonies, will soon own his own clocktowered trailer, no permanent exile in a rented Mexican shack due to unpaid child support and civil judgments...

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Him getting the bigger place will deff be the time she "gets a flight canceled" again or somehow ends up stuck there for whatever reason...IF she hasn't already found a way to convince Josh she stays next time she goes out. I keep thinking it can't get any worse than the last time but she will probably always surprise me.

Oh sweet stalker child... It's cobes. It can always get worse. The boy's life is like a tire fire, it doesn't need anybody throwing gas on top for it to burn.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I think Cobes is more successful than Ralph at this point.

Good relationship with his dad, no felonies, will soon own his own clocktowered trailer, no permanent exile in a rented Mexican shack due to unpaid child support and civil judgments...

Cobes is seriously better off than many lolcows and even many of his trolls.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Oh sweet stalker child... It's cobes. It can always get worse. The boy's life is like a tire fire, it doesn't need anybody throwing gas on top for it to burn.

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The ole' 9 inch rager with a 2 inch girth will never not be a horrible sight. All I can think is "wanker scabs, wanker scabs". He must have measured starting at his asshole to get that number. 2 inch girth is like broomstick numbers too. Lol.

How can you not love his misguided retarded confidence? Like when his trolls convinced him they wanted to see his "neck muscles" to get outrageous stank faces out of him.

If I had a Cobra shirt I'd want the stankiest of all stank faces on it. Still want a potion time glass unironically too.

 

[Thirsty Kitty]

Cobes is seriously better off than many lolcows and even many of his trolls.

endless(?) supply of bpd baconater pussy, mobile home incoming, free doordash from trollish benefactors. All checked. He's too retarded to fail.

 

[Jobama]

A couple of months ago trapped, the creator the Gothic King Cobra documentary, did a rare screening and Q&A at a small art house theater in New York. Earlier today the Q&A finally got uploaded.

Archive:

Here's my summary of some of the more interesting information:

• Was only 18-19 when he filmed the documentary
• Doesn't really keep up with Josh but heard about him destroying his sex doll
• Guy who organized the screening tried to have Josh call in after the screening but couldn’t get a hold of him
• Wanted to capture the feeling of the setting of Caspar as a character
• Said that a documentary made about Josh now would be something that he’s not interested in because it lacks the juvenile charm of old Josh
• Said he still makes videos but doesn’t publish them in any public way
• Trapped was planning on making another documentary about fedsmoker. He was apparently in contact with him but unfortunately he passed away
• Has no current plans for any more documentaries
• Said ideally he doesn’t ask any questions in his documentaries but would have to occasionally ask Josh questions
• Said the very first video he saw of Josh was of him talking about his made up religion
• Had a conversation for a couple of hours with Clint in his and Josh’s driveway
• Josh told him that the documentary was good
• Said that Josh would open up a lot more once he started drinking
• Someone asked if he feels some sort of guilt over how Josh is today. Trapped responded that he feels absolutely no guilt whatsoever
• Someone asked if he tries to have empathy when he captures his subjects. Trapped responded that “he doesn’t feel like ever talking about empathy”
• Didn’t want to change anything about it but hasn’t seen it since he made it
• Apparently cut out a scene of Josh talking to Clint
• Wanted to cut out anything that presents too much of a question
• Made sure to include as much footage of Josh smoking as possible
• Said that he stopped editing after MDE World Peach got canceled. Someone asks did the cancellation was what prompted him to stop but said that it was just because it was a wild time
• Talked a little bit about the hampow documentary. Mentioned that he’s actually friends with them (he’s in a couple of videos on their channel) unlike Josh and talks to them on a daily basis. Said that the “reveal” at the end of the documentary was completely natural and wasn’t coaxed in any way
• Doesn’t fuck around with the term “lolcow”. Says it’s probably good that he’s a part of lolcow culture
• Is a fan of ulillillia and thinks Chris is interesting but doesn’t watch him

I can’t imagine how kino a trapped documentary on fedsmoker would have been.

 

[Dr. Jekyll]

joel and ruse were real so much great content collected by those two lost now

 

[BullfrogBill]

This isn't rare behavior he did this all the time on his rant videos. He'd pick some extreme retard like The Vegan Teacher and pretend he's so much more intelligent and superior. He's extremely insecure about his intelligence (for very good reason) and he does it to make himself feel better.

Cobes IS much more intelligent and superior than That Vegan Teacher, but that's not saying much.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

• Said that a documentary made about Josh now would be something that he’s not interested in because it lacks the juvenile charm of old Josh

I always had a feeling this was the case. People would ask Joel back in the day if he was ever interested in doing a sequel and he never gave a reason why. It makes sense. A modern documentary on Cobes would be fucking bleak. Just hours and hours of him ranting about trolls into his phone and blacking out. Would have none of the charm of the old days.