Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Man I gotta go back and watch Trapped again. It really is absolute kino. Back when the gothic bad boy was just an eccentric goober with a glimmer in his eyes instead of a slowly rotting boglim. Before the entitlement and "famous yootoober" attitude took a hold and his addictions went unchallenged. If anything cobes is a cautionary tale of the human condition. Becoming driven only by pride and vice is MDNWU kiwis. (:_(
 
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Look at this big ol boggy boy this big ol bloated boggy boy big ol drunk boggy bloated boy! His hat is getting too small for his got dang head!
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
I always had a feeling this was the case. People would ask Joel back in the day if he was ever interested in doing a sequel and he never gave a reason why. It makes sense. A modern documentary on Cobes would be fucking bleak. Just hours and hours of him ranting about trolls into his phone and blacking out. Would have none of the charm of the old days.
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I always considered "KingCobraJFS: Now It's a Party" the bleak sequel to the Trapped GothicKingCobra documentary, it took the same creative approach that trapped did and just shows a day in the life of a more dilapidated Josh. Obviously it's not quite as good as the trapped doc and Josh was only doing some of the things in the documentary because it was on Mountain Wizard's dime, but it has plenty of funny and interesting moments. If only that newest doc by YourFaggotSon took a similar approach instead of being a Idubbz ripoff attention whore and then we could've had an interesting trilogy each showing the different stages of Josh's erosion.
 
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BullfrogBill said:
If only that newest doc by YourFaggotSon took a similar approach instead of being a Idubbz ripoff attention whore and then we could've had an interesting trilogy each showing the different stages of Josh's erosion.
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I watched about 1/3 of the yourfavoriteson documentary and turned it off out of anger. The guy clearly had no real interest in Cobes and was simply clout chasing a lolcow that was getting really popular. Dude saw there was views in it and crapped out a doc. No passion it it at all. Also his insistence on forcing himself into the story was super annoying. The best documentaries are hands off. We don't see Joel once in the trapped documentary. That's what made it so good. No one is watching a Kingcobrajfs doc for the person shooting it.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
I watched about 1/3 of the yourfavoriteson documentary and turned it off out of anger. The guy clearly had no real interest in Cobes and was simply clout chasing a lolcow that was getting really popular. Dude saw there was views in it and crapped out a doc. No passion it it at all. Also his insistence on forcing himself into the story was super annoying. The best documentaries are hands off. We don't see Joel once in the trapped documentary. That's what made it so good. No one is watching a Kingcobrajfs doc for the person shooting it.
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One of the key mistakes YFS made was thinking he was more interesting than cobes. No one is.
 
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中华人民共和国的政治 said:
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Teddy Roosevelt let himself go
Also the uhal boxes are packed, o7 to the cobra lair toobs
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I’m so excited what the backdrop of videos will be for the foreseeable future. Will we have the bundle of sticks in the corner? Will there still be a workbench?

Jobama said:
One of the key mistakes YFS made was thinking he was more interesting than cobes. No one is.
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It was really obvious the loser was trying to pull an idubbbz “full force” viral doc out of his hat but nobody cares cause he sucks as a documentarian and he has the charisma of a roadkilled deer. Even then it’s not like idubbbz has any charisma to make an interesting doc he just had the name and the internet fame to draw eyes. Which he then went on to immediately squander by getting humiliated by Sam Hyde. “Full force” was a product of a certain time and its success won’t be replicated. Seems that won’t stop every hack YouTuber from tracking down a retard to try, though.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
I’m so excited what the backdrop of videos will be for the foreseeable future. Will we have the bundle of sticks in the corner? Will there still be a workbench?
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My bet is the last things we'll see are the workbench and the vacuum. I love how the vacuum is in the exact same spot as the first video in November 2020.

Damn it, half the time I look for stuff it links to the deleted subreddit. IT'S PISSING ME OFF.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
My bet is the last things we'll see are the workbench and the vacuum. I love how the vacuum is in the exact same spot as the first video in November 2020.

Damn it, half the time I look for stuff it links to the deleted subreddit. IT'S PISSING ME OFF.
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SOCIAL MEDIA DOESN'T GIVE A SHIIIIITTTT! I digress. We should put up a vote for how long it takes for the clocktrailer dreamhouse to be doxed.

With the r/ gone it could be weeks instead of days. May depend on how demented the piggies sense of humor is i.e. will they float aNAL another gratis bog pass.

I hate Jessica more than I love sneeding. Fuck sickos. Trolls lose. Twu, to be honest kind of thing.

We NEED to crowd fund the biggest most gothic loudest impractical bell for Josh's living room. I'm thinking 40" and up.
 
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I mistakenly thought that it would stop at bottom shelf brandy with a generic cherry in corn syrup. BUUUUT I just had to think "Well that's not so bad." Then out come the shitty overpriced girly drinks and corn syrup coke. But I digress...
The boy's Wilford Brimley bloat is still coming in nithely fathebook.
The hat has me pondering if the mutilated pie high will remain a staple or if we'll get a new hat to go with the new cobra lair.
 
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Newfag chiming in, subreddit refugee but had been there long before shit got awful. I was practically ripping my hair out begging those retards to stop banging on the glass and every one of them would give me a novels worth of "justification" for why trying to actively get him in trouble irl was a moral obligation. "Content creators" making videos about Cobra was the worst possible thing to happen to the scene. That's all I got, sorry for the faggoty diary entry it's just nice seeing everyone else acknowledging the same shit that had been frustrating me for ages being actively gatekept from here. Praise Cobras Magic.
 
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