Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Never saw this one before, classic.

Hope we get some pipe thoughts in the new trailer.

I'm just stoked for less stream interruptions when his nicotine cravings hit.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I'm just stoked for less stream interruptions when his nicotine cravings hit.

That thumb, index and middle finger are going to be poop stigmata brown down to the second knuckle.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Which is weird because earlier posts about him managing to be the sane one in the room contradict it. BUUUT... Taking 30 seconds to stumble to the door and ask if it's paid for, or say "Weirdos online send me strange things, sorry if they didn't tip well." then leave whatever it is in the kitchen. Removing any satisfaction weens would get of him unboxing shit like enemas, phallic fruits/veggies and lube.
Also I know everybody here hates the_boglim reddit but I have to give props to the troll who tipped a driver $20 on that big order of wood chips. That kind of generosity is MDWU.
But instead he makes it a spectacle and actually lets the trolls win by yelling into the void that "IF IT'S PAID FOR LEAVE IT AT THE DOOR!" or actually answering it just to deride them for not being able to make out his chicken scratch sign. Disrespecting some wagie just trying to do their job is not what's up.

Dude if people were sending me tons of random shit nonstop at all hours of the day and night I would get pissed and start snapping too. There was one stream where over the course of maybe 2 hours he got 5 different deliveries from trolls.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

That thumb, index and middle finger are going to be poop stigmata brown down to the second knuckle.

I wonder if he realizes that he's unintentionally mocking Christianity with the shit stagmata.

 

[anliteralidiot]

One of the big things that gets me about cobes is that he seems to think that treating delivery drivers with any decency somehow lets the trolls win.

does he know that the delivery people aren't also troles?

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

The doordash drivers that don't just drop the shit and leave are either retarded, or weens themselves. The troll deliveries are coming from accounts usually located outside of Casper, there's no way these reddit weens are all smart enough to not use their personal accounts to send Cobes sauce sandwiches and wood chips. If somebody rolls up to the bog den and sees a pile of deliveries outside his door, along with a schitzo sign in barely legible writing directing them to leave the order outside and they still keep pounding on his door because someone in New Mexico sent something there along with directions to try to stick your head inside and scream "Hi Josh!" and does it, they deserve the Cobra's fangs.

 

[AnOminous]

Don’t get me wrong veganism is retarded and there’s plenty of ways to argue against it but then you have people as dumb as Cobes tying to dunk on it and looking like a whole circus

I don't think veganism itself is retarded if you do it for religious (like Jains) reasons or health reasons, so long as you don't get goofy and turn yourself into a skelly or make exceptions for B12, lack of which will fuck you up. Now, most VEGANS are retarded, and worse, completely insufferable, but that's a different issue.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

does he know that the delivery people aren't also troles?

In his mind they're working for the troles whether they know it or not, so fair game in his boglim mind.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

It was when she was having a meltdown about the “fishnet blonde with big tits” Josh was cranking his hog to, something like “she’s probably underage!!”.

So NAL accused Cobes of being a pedo and that's where the fishnet blonde came in at? lol Looks like JustBreezy gets one up on NAL

 

[Sicko Hunter]

So NAL accused Cobes of being a pedo and that's where the fishnet blonde came in at? lol Looks like JustBreezy gets one up on NAL

I was shocked Cobes didn't dump her when she did this. Sicko accusations are the thing that gets him the most upset. It's why the Cuties shit became a meme.

 

[AnOminous]

Dude if people were sending me tons of random shit nonstop at all hours of the day and night I would get pissed and start snapping too. There was one stream where over the course of maybe 2 hours he got 5 different deliveries from trolls.

Yeah but not at the delivery slobs who have already been fucked with. Just leave a clear sign explaining it and chill. Not some unintelligible retard scribble.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I was shocked Cobes didn't dump her when she did this. Sicko accusations are the thing that gets him the most upset. It's why the Cuties shit became a meme.

He loves Wendy's more than he hates sickos. It is what it is toobs.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I was shocked Cobes didn't dump her when she did this. Sicko accusations are the thing that gets him the most upset. It's why the Cuties shit became a meme.

I was thinking the same thing, he talks so much shit about sickos and he's gonna let some ugly woman call him a pedo wdf Cobes ~.~

 

[Slim Boglim]

The doordash drivers that don't just drop the shit and leave are either retarded, or weens themselves. The troll deliveries are coming from accounts usually located outside of Casper, there's no way these reddit weens are all smart enough to not use their personal accounts to send Cobes sauce sandwiches and wood chips. If somebody rolls up to the bog den and sees a pile of deliveries outside his door, along with a schitzo sign in barely legible writing directing them to leave the order outside and they still keep pounding on his door because someone in New Mexico sent something there along with directions to try to stick your head inside and scream "Hi Josh!" and does it, they deserve the Cobra's fangs.

Usually they have notes like “I’m sending this to my disabled brother. He’s hard of hearing so please knock very loud until he answers” and shit like that

Also I know everybody here hates the_boglim reddit but I have to give props to the troll who tipped a driver $20 on that big order of wood chips. That kind of generosity is MDWU.​

They don’t tip big because they’re generous. They tip big so that the dasher is pressured into following their instructions to “ignore the sign” and “knock until he answers the door” and not ask questions about a random dude in a different country ordering subway sauce sandwiches to somebody who isn’t happy about getting a delivery

 

[Bogliacci]

I was shocked Cobes didn't dump her when she did this. Sicko accusations are the thing that gets him the most upset. It's why the Cuties shit became a meme.

I think it really shows his desperation for some pussy

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I think it really shows his desperation for some pussy

Do you think he'd dump NAL if she legit cheated on him?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I was shocked Cobes didn't dump her when she did this. Sicko accusations are the thing that gets him the most upset. It's why the Cuties shit became a meme.

Yes, but she fucks him. And it's not like he has anything to lose by being called a pedo, especially now without his apartment.

 

[Dude Snakes]

I don't like her because she's nasty and she's not even particularly funny. Even when she is funny, I find the sound of her screeching like a hoot owl absolutely grating. I don't know how anyone puts up with that shit without just socking her in the jaw until she shuts the fuck up. Also she has a really high possibility imo of permanently drying up the lulz by getting Josh actually thrown in jail or literally murdering him. She comes across as that insane to me.

Hey now don’t insult owls and compare them to Jessica!

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Usually they have notes like “I’m sending this to my disabled brother. He’s hard of hearing so please knock very loud until he answers” and shit like that

I could excuse that if it weren't for the tard signs he puts up. I think you're right about the pressure from big tips though, they're basically getting paid to bother him and they're already there. It's not like they'll get in trouble for following the instructions they got from the app.

I have all my deliveries set to "leave at door", the motherfuckers that still insist on a personal handoff are sickos. One time I ordered pizza and the guy kept knocking until I came and it was because he was driving his severely retarded daughter around, using her name as the delivery person, then corraling her onto people's porches to display her for tips. It was super obvious that she didn't have the ability to understand what was going on. Clint could always be a worse father.

 

[Bogliacci]

Do you think he'd dump NAL if she legit cheated on him?

Old Cobes, yeah, new and cucked Cobes? Nope. He just wants to get his dick wet every so often, and she lives on the otherside of the country. He barely needs to acknowledge she exists aside from popping up in 21 hour stream chats every so often. He doesn't even barely call her lmao