Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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How do you think her killing herself would affect Cobes (I know she wouldn’t)?

I can see him just shaking his drink, raising his eyebrows, and saying, “Thats just what girlfriends do, toobz.”
She's not dead TROLE. She's just hibernating 'til spring... It's what women do.. Nothin' you can do to change it yootoob.
 
Bro how do these retards not know how to fucking put the god damn phone down and stop streaming? Literally all of the negative comments would stop if you quit being argumentative with people but no, just go ahead and play the victim forever. Dumb cunt that just wants attention. I know I shouldn't be surprised but I'm constantly dumbfounded by this
You answered your own question, they are retards. The difference between NAL and Cobes is that NAL seeks this attention out and thrives off of it, she feels complete being the victim but she's so fucking repulsive no one feels sorry for her. She is doing everything she can to not get a real job or responsibilities, except she's not an actual retard in a sense of having that extra or lacking chromosome the boy does, she just loves to act retarded. Untreated mental issues? Certainly. Exaggerated for sympathy? 100%. She used the oldest trick in the book as a last resort for people to feel sorry for her which is kill herself...and didn't deliver. Then went live again. Typical psycho gf manipulative behavior, a dime a dozen women like this, if not more. Of course if she got offline for once and got a job (which she is capable or working) things would be better. Sorry, babydoll they will never learn.

“Thats just what girlfriends do, toobz.”
"that effects nobody honey"
So wonderfully accurate lol.
 
There are dozens of us. Dozens.

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How do you think her killing herself would affect Cobes (I know she wouldn’t)?

I can see him just shaking his drink, raising his eyebrows, and saying, “Thats just what girlfriends do, toobz.”
I think Josh would virtue signal for a while about how lovely she was, like he does with all his feminist babble. But, he obviously doesn't care about her beyond filling her holes, nor should he.
 
How do you think her killing herself would affect Cobes (I know she wouldn’t)?

I can see him just shaking his drink, raising his eyebrows, and saying, “Thats just what girlfriends do, toobz.”
We'd get a short, hour long stream dedicated to her where he pours stuff out on the floor for her and then ebegs for 45 minutes
 
I would not be shocked if she did the Marky Mark shit and started giving herself bruises, saying Josh beats her. Mentally ill bitch which is all she is ever going to be
I don't like her because she's nasty and she's not even particularly funny. Even when she is funny, I find the sound of her screeching like a hoot owl absolutely grating. I don't know how anyone puts up with that shit without just socking her in the jaw until she shuts the fuck up. Also she has a really high possibility imo of permanently drying up the lulz by getting Josh actually thrown in jail or literally murdering him. She comes across as that insane to me.
 
There are dozens of us. Dozens.
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One of the big things that gets me about cobes is that he seems to think that treating delivery drivers with any decency somehow lets the trolls win.
Which is weird because earlier posts about him managing to be the sane one in the room contradict it. BUUUT... Taking 30 seconds to stumble to the door and ask if it's paid for, or say "Weirdos online send me strange things, sorry if they didn't tip well." then leave whatever it is in the kitchen. Removing any satisfaction weens would get of him unboxing shit like enemas, phallic fruits/veggies and lube.
Also I know everybody here hates the_boglim reddit but I have to give props to the troll who tipped a driver $20 on that big order of wood chips. That kind of generosity is MDWU.
But instead he makes it a spectacle and actually lets the trolls win by yelling into the void that "IF IT'S PAID FOR LEAVE IT AT THE DOOR!" or actually answering it just to deride them for not being able to make out his chicken scratch sign. Disrespecting some wagie just trying to do their job is not what's up.​
 
But instead he makes it a spectacle and actually lets the trolls win by yelling into the void that "IF IT'S PAID FOR LEAVE IT AT THE DOOR!"
I don't know, if it's your 30th delivery to your apartment that day or something I could see his ASSburger's getting the better of him, causing him to flip out, but I wonder if like he can tell the delivery services to just not deliver to him, but then he wouldn't be able to order for himself. I know he's probably too retarded to inquire about only letting orders from his account go out or something, IF they even do it. I wonder how many of them didn't get great tips though?
PS I'm not gay, I'm straight.

I don't like her because she's nasty and she's not even particularly funny.
The only time she made me laugh out loud was probably her weird fucking dancing during the first visit and when she called that breezy chick a Horton Hears a Who cunt, cause she does look like a Dr. Seuss character, but she's not that entertaining anymore unless she is melting down. Even then its like......alright. We all found it entertaining for a little while, til she started to want to hit herself and blame it on Josh, claim he's a pedo and now kill herself along with all the other cookie cutter shit any psycho manipulator does. Her most annoying thing for me is how she parrots Josh constantly, even his mannerisms. And the whale noises she makes. I'm sure she is some sort of Skinwalker or something. But I don't think anyone here likes her, even for content anymore.
 
I don't know, if it's your 30th delivery to your apartment that day or something I could see his ASSburger's getting the better of him, causing him to flip out, but I wonder if like he can tell the delivery services to just not deliver to him, but then he wouldn't be able to order for himself. I know he's probably too retarded to inquire about only letting orders from his account go out or something, IF they even do it. I wonder how many of them didn't get great tips though?
PS I'm not gay, I'm straight.


The only time she made me laugh out loud was probably her weird fucking dancing during the first visit and when she called that breezy chick a Horton Hears a Who cunt, cause she does look like a Dr. Seuss character, but she's not that entertaining anymore unless she is melting down. Even then its like......alright. We all found it entertaining for a little while, til she started to want to hit herself and blame it on Josh, claim he's a pedo and now kill herself along with all the other cookie cutter shit any psycho manipulator does. Her most annoying thing for me is how she parrots Josh constantly, even his mannerisms. And the whale noises she makes. I'm sure she is some sort of Skinwalker or something. But I don't think anyone here likes her, even for content anymore.
When did she claim he was a pedo? I missed that.
 
It goes to show that the “real” Josh in real situations, when he’s sober, is a pretty reasonable dude all things considered and that whatever he rants about when he’s worked up and drinking on his YouTube channel may not be a indicative of the “real” person he his when the camera is off buuuuUUUUUUUTTTTTT I digress

this is good, but i'd expand that cobes really likes having someone to look down on. flip back to his lecture towards couch chris or his bizarre tolerance of warlord. then on the other side, watch the clinterview and how he gets treated. normal adults treat josh like a childish retard (which is fair), so he really relishes being the grown-up to someone who's even more fucked than he is. i can't even blame him - after a lifetime of being talked down to by his dickhead dad, he FINALLY gets to be the one giving a 'you need to change your life' sermon.
 
this is good, but i'd expand that cobes really likes having someone to look down on. flip back to his lecture towards couch chris or his bizarre tolerance of warlord. then on the other side, watch the clinterview and how he gets treated. normal adults treat josh like a childish retard (which is fair), so he really relishes being the grown-up to someone who's even more fucked than he is. i can't even blame him - after a lifetime of being talked down to by his dickhead dad, he FINALLY gets to be the one giving a 'you need to change your life' sermon.

This isn't rare behavior he did this all the time on his rant videos. He'd pick some extreme retard like The Vegan Teacher and pretend he's so much more intelligent and superior. He's extremely insecure about his intelligence (for very good reason) and he does it to make himself feel better.
 
This isn't rare behavior he did this all the time on his rant videos. He'd pick some extreme retard like The Vegan Teacher and pretend he's so much more intelligent and superior. He's extremely insecure about his intelligence (for very good reason) and he does it to make himself feel better.
lol from that very video he shits on vegans with his flawless logic “if cow farts are destroying the ozone layer then let’s eat the fucking cows”
Okay, Cobes, great work. Problem solved. Mission accomplished.

Don’t get me wrong veganism is retarded and there’s plenty of ways to argue against it but then you have people as dumb as Cobes tying to dunk on it and looking like a whole circus

It’s also funny how smug he always is when he comes up with these solutions like he’s a genius and everybody is a retard for not thinking of such an obvious solution. He’s unironically so retarded that his logic is on the same level as old “troll science” comics. It’s honestly kind of based
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