Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Good lord his eyeball was all over the place in that vid. Mad Eye Boglim.
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If he just cut the skullet and kept the pipe as something to fixate on while sitting atop his bog throne he could have pulled off a helluva Red Bog Forman toobz.
 
NAL is live drinking whiskey yelling at her chat.
She's pretending to be Br'ish saying "twelve in cock 'em in the arse cock 'em in the arse' while sitting outside. If she was my neighbour I'd spray her with the hose. Imagine trying to put your kids to bed while that stream of excrement in earshot of the crazy drunk lady.

"Mom, I can't sleep, the crazy lady keeps saying naughty things about people's fathers"
 
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It’s one of the most baffling cobraverse moments for sure at that’s saying something. Out of nowhere he just gets up, grabs his guitar, and absolutely demolishes it. Then he sits there near tears full of regret talking about how much it meant to him. How much he wanted a guitar, how he worked a newspaper run to save up enough in high school to finally afford it, how it’s been the him through lots of tough times in his life. Wtf possessed him to randomly destroy what was apparently one of his most prized possessions? Obviously with how much he immediately regrets it he wasn’t planning on doing it. Then he just replaces it with a shitty off-brand knockoff of the same model. Pretty sure the one he smashed was a real B.C. Rich but his replacement isn’t.
I always took it as a sort of self-flagellation for the overeating, a way to punish himself.
 
It's pretty disgusting how Cobra treats Jessica's stream like a chaturbate sesh as if he's sitting there with the other retards paypigging whores. It's why he's never getting rid of NAL. NAL is a chaturbate slut who not only acknowledges him, but shows up at his door with no effort on his part. He loves it.
 
It's pretty disgusting how Cobra treats Jessica's stream like a chaturbate sesh as if he's sitting there with the other retards paypigging whores. It's why he's never getting rid of NAL. NAL is a chaturbate slut who not only acknowledges him, but shows up at his door with no effort on his part. He loves it.
Waited patiently, doodt. Should have trusted and believed.
 
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