Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

hector85 said:
if she knows shes ugly and we know shes ugly, why does she need to keep restating the obvious? this bitch goes on i'm ugly loops as much as cobes loops about random shit
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it's too bad she doesn't know it's useless lmao
I either saw it here, or Jessica Messica's restream, but Josh is too autistic to catch on to the stupid guilt tripping, bless his heart

I hope he just gets sick of it. "This is why you don't have any friends, Jessica!"
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Josh is too autistic to catch on to the stupid guilt tripping, bless his heart
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This actually isn't quite true. I can't remember which girlfriend it was but someone he was (very briefly) involved with annoyed him with self-loathing and threats of suicide, and Cobes got so annoyed with her he said something to effect of "Then go ahead and do it" and hung up on her. I want to say Amy? It was a while back, iirc during the "Grease Era" blurry webcam days.

If she's not in arms reach to lash out at him, he may do it to her as well.
 
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Bogliacci said:
I couldn't keep watching after he declared flour tortillas a product of white privilege and colonialism lmfao
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Ragusea definitely has soy and seething issues. But he actually tries to improve his cooking and explains his reasoning as to what he does, so even if you don't agree with it, you have some idea he's open to learning. He'll sometimes go on some idiotic jihad, like that it isn't worth it to fry chicken at home (it is), or other such nonsense. Or get mad about being memed on. And you can tell just looking at him that he's at least moderatedly soy-filled.

But generally I like the way he thinks about cooking and use at least two of his methods regularly, specifically his variant of no-knead bread and his cast-iron skillet pizza (one of the few pizza variations you can absolutely nail even without a real pizza oven).
 
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Nana Feeder 9k said:
I can't remember which girlfriend it was but someone he was (very briefly) involved with annoyed him with self-loathing and threats of suicide, and Cobes got so annoyed with her he said something to effect of "Then go ahead and do it" and hung up on her. I want to say Amy? It was a while back, iirc during the "Grease Era" blurry webcam days.
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BASED
 
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.T.N.U.C said:
There's the synergy of coil stoves being great for hot knifing that really ties the whole socio-economic thing all together, toobs. twu
And coiled like a cobra hahaha yessssstth
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Has Jorp ever been confirmed to have done hot knives or bottle tokes? It would fit right in with him basically being a real life Trailer Park Boys character
 
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Sog Dog said:
Has Jorp ever been confirmed to have done hot knives or bottle tokes? It would fit right in with him basically being a real life Trailer Park Boys character
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Cobra is scared of the cops and getting arrested so he pretty much never goes into detail about any of his drug use. I can only think of one time he actually smoked weed on camera and it was years ago by accident. I think that's also why he refers to delta-8 vapes as "CBD" when they're clearly not.

He's like Bubbles, Ricky, Sam Losco and Mr. Lahey in one character.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Cobra is scared of the cops and getting arrested so he pretty much never goes into detail about any of his drug use. I can only think of one time he actually smoked weed on camera and it was years ago by accident. I think that's also why he refers to delta-8 vapes as "CBD" when they're clearly not.

He's like Bubbles, Ricky, Sam Losco and Mr. Lahey in one character.
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Weren't there a bunch of private videos of him toking satan's kale on YouToobz that he accidentally published? Idk if they were preserved anywhere.

It's poetic that he's now moving into an actual trailer. Hopefully it is a real trailer and not a camper like the Caveman (people who live in campers don't run anything, Randy). Although living in a Shitmobile on Clunt's lawn would also be hilarious.
 
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The weed videos were released during the Chazz saga. His channel was privated for a brief time. One theory was when he unprivated his channel, he accidentally released the videos he was saving in case Wyo ever legalized weed. Another theory was Chazz did it after getting ahold of Josh's log in info. Shortly after the videos released Chazz came out and said "Oh gee golly, I had no idea Cobes did drugs. My associates and I do not work with people who do drugs."
 
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